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Play Temple Run with your pelvic muscles

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As seems to be part of the awesome life of a video game journalist, I share completely inappropriate links with people all day. This morning, our beloved Wookie sent me this glorious video and design for a new Kickstarter that promises to cure incontinence and restore your sex life – and it’s fun!

Promoted on Kickstarter, Skea is the Smart Kegel Exercise Aid. Are you tired of doing boring Kegel muscles in the hopes of curing your post-pregnancy incontinence? Don’t worry, with Skea, squeezing your pelvic floor muscles is fun. Just watch this incredibly bizarre promotional video starring Geoff’s cousin, or is it brother?

For those who don’t watch videos, please make an exception and do so. No amount of description could explain how weird and over the top the promotion is for a device that is essentially a pressure activated vibrator for women to use for kegel exercise. To make it even more fun, it links to your mobile device so you can play games as motivation. And yes, it’s just as strange as it sounds.

That’s right, when you squeeze it even vibrates, ladies! Also, with a game name like Alice Incontinence, what could possibly be better? I really thought this was a joke, but the Kickstarter has raised almost $3k, only another $35k to go. If this goes into production, I wonder if I’ll be offered a review unit. Geez, and people worry about hygiene when reviewing headsets…

What sort of weird devices do you think we’ll see next? I’m hoping they make this device with an open API – Flappy Bird is sounding like a lot more fun all of a sudden.

Last Updated: July 29, 2014

158 Comments

  1. Alien Emperor Trevor

    July 29, 2014 at 13:34

    Er… what?

    Reply

  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    July 29, 2014 at 13:34

    Er… what?

    Reply

  3. Matewis Jubilai

    July 29, 2014 at 13:39

    First thought looking at header image : “Bloody hell! what happened to that guy?”

    Reply

  4. Matewis Jubilai

    July 29, 2014 at 13:39

    First thought looking at header image : “Bloody hell! what happened to that guy?”

    Reply

  5. Umar GAAAAHH!!!

    July 29, 2014 at 13:40

    Sweet maybe now I’ll last longer…..Uhmmm…..

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:10

      it’s all about the tantra. wait, what?

      Reply

      • SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4

        July 29, 2014 at 14:11

        Hands-OFF gameplay?

        Reply

        • Matthew Holliday

          July 29, 2014 at 14:32

          hands free kit for the Wii-U

          Reply

  6. Umar GAAAAHH!!!

    July 29, 2014 at 13:40

    Sweet maybe now I’ll last longer…..Uhmmm…..

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:10

      it’s all about the tantra. wait, what?

      Reply

      • Umar GAAAAHH!!!

        July 29, 2014 at 14:11

        Hands-OFF gameplay?

        Reply

        • Matthew Holliday

          July 29, 2014 at 14:32

          hands free kit for the Wii-U

          Reply

  7. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:44

    I love Japan!

    Reply

  8. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:44

    Testing this must have been um……. interesting?

    Reply

  9. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:44

    I love Japan!

    Reply

  10. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:44

    Testing this must have been um……. interesting?

    Reply

  11. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:45

    Hahahaha he slaps the vagina at 2:32

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:04

      holy crap! didn’t notice that before! gah!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        July 29, 2014 at 14:09

        I just watched it again, why would one ever do that???

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          July 29, 2014 at 14:10

          In the heat of the moment, one cannot be accountable for all actions

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            July 29, 2014 at 14:37

            LOL apparently

        • Rince&pop

          July 29, 2014 at 14:22

          What? What it twice? I have no fucking idea man. What’s wrong with you? 0-O

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            July 29, 2014 at 14:24

            “what it twice…”

          • Rince&pop

            July 29, 2014 at 14:27

            *Too much time on your hands*

          • Hammersteyn

            July 29, 2014 at 14:36

            What what in the butt?

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        July 29, 2014 at 14:17

        2:58 as well

        Reply

  12. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:45

    Hahahaha he slaps the vagina at 2:32

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:04

      holy crap! didn’t notice that before! gah!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        July 29, 2014 at 14:09

        I just watched it again, why would one ever do that???

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          July 29, 2014 at 14:10

          In the heat of the moment, one cannot be accountable for all actions

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            July 29, 2014 at 14:37

            LOL apparently

        • Rince&pop

          July 29, 2014 at 14:22

          What? What it twice? I have no fucking idea man. What’s wrong with you? 0-O

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            July 29, 2014 at 14:24

            “what it twice…”

          • Rince&pop

            July 29, 2014 at 14:27

            *Too much time on your hands*

          • Hammersteyn

            July 29, 2014 at 14:36

            What what in the butt?

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        July 29, 2014 at 14:17

        2:58 as well

        Reply

  13. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:46

    Social features for comparing scores? Hey mom I squeeze harder than you,you old Hag!

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 13:51

      imagine being “that girl” with the highest scores. suddenly so popular.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        July 29, 2014 at 13:53

        O_o

        Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 29, 2014 at 14:10

        I dunno, I’d be very scared of that girl. As far as I know those things have teeth & I don’t want the one with the strongest bite.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          July 29, 2014 at 14:10

          NOMNOMNOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:06

      achievements and global ranking.
      who has the fittest vagina?
      which country, on average, has the fittest vaginas?

      records to be made and statistics to be read!

      Reply

  14. Hammersteyn

    July 29, 2014 at 13:46

    Social features for comparing scores? Hey mom I squeeze harder than you,you old Hag!

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 13:51

      imagine being “that girl” with the highest scores. suddenly so popular.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        July 29, 2014 at 13:53

        O_o

        Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 29, 2014 at 14:10

        I dunno, I’d be very scared of that girl. As far as I know those things have teeth & I don’t want the one with the strongest bite.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

          July 29, 2014 at 14:10

          NOMNOMNOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:06

      achievements and global ranking.
      who has the fittest vagina?
      which country, on average, has the fittest vaginas?

      records to be made and statistics to be read!

      Reply

  15. CAE9872

    July 29, 2014 at 13:48

    What a strange world we live in.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      July 29, 2014 at 13:49

      So many possibilities

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      July 29, 2014 at 13:53

      I don’t think the world we live in is all that strange overall, but it sure does have isolated pockets of extreme strangeness. Most people are dreadfully dull, such as the ones standing around a fire with beers in hand comparing medical schemes, airlines and banks…

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 29, 2014 at 13:59

        I’m going to assume it’s the topic of conversation that’s the problem there.

        Reply

      • CAE9872

        July 29, 2014 at 14:10

        The problem is the “isolated pockets” makes up, and then some, for the other dull as dishwater pockets of humanity!

        Reply

  16. Johan Fourie

    July 29, 2014 at 13:48

    Wii Remote sold separately.

    Reply

  17. CAE9872

    July 29, 2014 at 13:48

    What a strange world we live in.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      July 29, 2014 at 13:49

      So many possibilities

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      July 29, 2014 at 13:53

      I don’t think the world we live in is all that strange overall, but it sure does have isolated pockets of extreme strangeness. Most people are dreadfully dull, such as the ones standing around a fire with beers in hand comparing medical schemes, airlines and banks…

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 29, 2014 at 13:59

        I’m going to assume it’s the topic of conversation that’s the problem there.

        Reply

      • CAE9872

        July 29, 2014 at 14:10

        The problem is the “isolated pockets” makes up, and then some, for the other dull as dishwater pockets of humanity!

        Reply

  18. Johan Fourie

    July 29, 2014 at 13:48

    Wii Remote sold separately.

    Reply

  19. Rince&pop

    July 29, 2014 at 13:56

    What the actual fudge?

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 29, 2014 at 13:59

      Wrong hNO STOP RIGHT THERE

      Reply

      • Rince&pop

        July 29, 2014 at 14:00

        I actually cannot stop laughing man!

        Reply

  20. Rince&pop

    July 29, 2014 at 13:56

    What the actual fudge?

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 29, 2014 at 13:59

      Wrong hNO STOP RIGHT THERE

      Reply

      • Rince&pop

        July 29, 2014 at 14:00

        I actually cannot stop laughing man!

        Reply

  21. The Man of a 1000 GIFs

    July 29, 2014 at 14:03

    We’re going on a Vagtastic Voyage.

    Reply

  22. Matthew Holliday

    July 29, 2014 at 14:03

    inb4 it becomes a Japanese game show.

    Reply

  23. The Man of a 1000 GIFs

    July 29, 2014 at 14:03

    We’re going on a Vagtastic Voyage.

    Reply

  24. Matthew Holliday

    July 29, 2014 at 14:03

    inb4 it becomes a Japanese game show.

    Reply

  25. Rince&pop

    July 29, 2014 at 14:08

    This with the Oculus, winner!

    Reply

  26. Rince&pop

    July 29, 2014 at 14:08

    This with the Oculus, winner!

    Reply

  27. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:09

    Dafuq did I just see?

    Reply

    • CAE9872

      July 29, 2014 at 14:29

      …and can now never be unseen!

      Reply

  28. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:09

    Dafuq did I just see?

    Reply

    • CAE9872

      July 29, 2014 at 14:29

      …and can now never be unseen!

      Reply

  29. CAE9872

    July 29, 2014 at 14:10

    This must surely have trophy/achievement support! I pity the “dude” that 100% this game!

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:14

      achievement unlocked: Nutcracker

      Reply

      • CAE9872

        July 29, 2014 at 14:28

        ROFL brilliant

        Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:31

        cue the pokemon music.
        (there are 2 jokes being made)

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          July 29, 2014 at 14:32

          Wana be the very best?

          Reply

          • Matthew Holliday

            July 29, 2014 at 14:39

            & “pocket monsters”
            inb4 a tentacle mod

            TENTACRUEL, I CHOOSE YOU!

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            July 29, 2014 at 15:06

            lol

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:40

        inb4 a fleshlight mod

        Reply

  30. CAE9872

    July 29, 2014 at 14:10

    This must surely have trophy/achievement support! I pity the “dude” that 100% this game!

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:14

      achievement unlocked: Nutcracker

      Reply

      • CAE9872

        July 29, 2014 at 14:28

        ROFL brilliant

        Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:31

        cue the pokemon music.
        (there are 2 jokes being made)

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          July 29, 2014 at 14:32

          Wana be the very best?

          Reply

          • Matthew Holliday

            July 29, 2014 at 14:39

            & “pocket monsters”
            inb4 a tentacle mod

            TENTACRUEL, I CHOOSE YOU!

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

            July 29, 2014 at 15:06

            lol

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:40

        inb4 a fleshlight mod

        Reply

  31. Xcalibersa

    July 29, 2014 at 14:12

    The question is, will this work in the back?

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

      July 29, 2014 at 14:24

      O_O

      Reply

      • Rince&pop

        July 29, 2014 at 14:28

        0_O Indeed…

        Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:29

      it should, but then you could hack it by clenching your buttocks instead of clenching your anus.
      hackers know no boundaries

      Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:36

      separate versions, could be a pre-order incentive.
      women could use both for higher difficulty levels.
      perhaps multiplayer, could impliment a co-op split screen, fun for couples?

      Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:38

      the option will “open up doors” for the modding community

      Reply

  32. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:12

    “Structure designer’

    If I see that on someone’s business card, I’m immediately going to laugh

    Reply

  33. Xcalibersa

    July 29, 2014 at 14:12

    The question is, will this work in the back?

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

      July 29, 2014 at 14:24

      O_O

      Reply

      • Rince&pop

        July 29, 2014 at 14:28

        0_O Indeed…

        Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:29

      it should, but then you could hack it by clenching your buttocks instead of clenching your anus.
      hackers know no boundaries

      Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:36

      separate versions, could be a pre-order incentive.
      women could use both for higher difficulty levels.
      perhaps multiplayer, could impliment a co-op split screen, fun for couples?

      Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:38

      the option will “open up doors” for the modding community

      Reply

  34. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:12

    “Structure designer’

    If I see that on someone’s business card, I’m immediately going to laugh

    Reply

  35. Johann

    July 29, 2014 at 14:16

    And you can get online features through vajay play?

    Reply

  36. Johann

    July 29, 2014 at 14:16

    And you can get online features through vajay play?

    Reply

  37. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:18

    So Zoe, it seems you are willing to test this?

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:23

      not sure how you review this piece of “hardware”

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        July 29, 2014 at 14:24

        The instructions seem quite clear, but I don’t have the equipment to test this hardware

        Reply

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          July 29, 2014 at 14:25

          Unless @xcalibersa:disqus’s comment is correct ๐Ÿ˜›

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            July 29, 2014 at 14:26

            I saw, that is horrible. But (hehe butt), if that is the case, then you are TWICE as capable as me to do it!

          • Matthew Holliday

            July 29, 2014 at 14:50

            dual wielding.
            increased difficulty.

          • Her Highness the Hipster

            July 29, 2014 at 15:22

            well, i do normally play as a rogue….

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:27

        share it around the office.
        will there be a second hand market?

        Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:45

        responsiveness?
        sensitivity & intensity controls, for, ahem, older users?
        how long do the batteries last?
        target market?
        age restrictions?
        collectors edition?
        size variations?
        durability? how will it hold up under, uhm, “stronger” players?

        *cough* replayability? *cough*

        Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 29, 2014 at 15:11

        Like this: “INTERN! I have a job for you.”

        Reply

        • hairyknees

          July 29, 2014 at 15:23

          NO! NO NO NO NO! ONE THOUSAND TIMES NO! ๐Ÿ˜›

          Reply

  38. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:18

    Lube not included?

    Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:43

      pre-order incentive.
      after that its each sold separetely.
      batteries included? or is it rechargable?

      Reply

  39. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:18

    So Zoe, it seems you are willing to test this?

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      July 29, 2014 at 14:23

      not sure how you review this piece of “hardware”

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

        July 29, 2014 at 14:24

        The instructions seem quite clear, but I don’t have the equipment to test this hardware

        Reply

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          July 29, 2014 at 14:25

          Unless @xcalibersa:disqus’s comment is correct ๐Ÿ˜›

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

            July 29, 2014 at 14:26

            I saw, that is horrible. But (hehe butt), if that is the case, then you are TWICE as capable as me to do it!

          • Matthew Holliday

            July 29, 2014 at 14:50

            dual wielding.
            increased difficulty.

          • Her Highness the Hipster

            July 29, 2014 at 15:22

            well, i do normally play as a rogue….

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:27

        share it around the office.
        will there be a second hand market?

        Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:45

        responsiveness?
        sensitivity & intensity controls, for, ahem, older users?
        how long do the batteries last?
        target market?
        age restrictions?
        collectors edition?
        size variations?
        durability? how will it hold up under, uhm, “stronger” players?

        *cough* replayability? *cough*

        Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 29, 2014 at 15:11

        Like this: “INTERN! I have a job for you.”

        Reply

        • hairyknees

          July 29, 2014 at 15:23

          NO! NO NO NO NO! ONE THOUSAND TIMES NO! ๐Ÿ˜›

          Reply

  40. Admiral Chief Dovahkiin

    July 29, 2014 at 14:18

    Lube not included?

    Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      July 29, 2014 at 14:43

      pre-order incentive.
      after that its each sold separetely.
      batteries included? or is it rechargable?

      Reply

  41. Xcalibersa

    July 29, 2014 at 14:21

    Oh my god, dont click on the kickstarter page

    Reply

  42. Xcalibersa

    July 29, 2014 at 14:21

    Oh my god, dont click on the kickstarter page

    Reply

  43. Mossel

    July 29, 2014 at 14:27

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      July 29, 2014 at 14:30

      I was thinking of something to say and well… This gif just says it perfectly….

      Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:42

        the problem is… there is just too much to say.
        too many jokes to be made

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          July 29, 2014 at 15:07

          I don’t even know where to start

          Reply

  44. Mossel

    July 29, 2014 at 14:27

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

      July 29, 2014 at 14:30

      I was thinking of something to say and well… This gif just says it perfectly….

      Reply

      • Matthew Holliday

        July 29, 2014 at 14:42

        the problem is… there is just too much to say.
        too many jokes to be made

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew

          July 29, 2014 at 15:07

          I don’t even know where to start

          Reply

  45. Pieter Smal

    July 29, 2014 at 15:16

    How can men use it? In the ass?

    Reply

    • Rags

      July 29, 2014 at 15:51

      You can whisk your coffee with it.

      Reply

  46. Pieter Smal

    July 29, 2014 at 15:16

    How can men use it? In the ass?

    Reply

    • Rags

      July 29, 2014 at 15:51

      You can whisk your coffee with it.

      Reply

  47. Unavengedavo

    July 29, 2014 at 15:21

    Well it’s only fair, men have the Ju-C Air

    Reply

  48. Unavengedavo

    July 29, 2014 at 15:21

    Well it’s only fair, men have the Ju-C Air

    Reply

  49. Christiaan Joubert

    July 29, 2014 at 18:09

    What da actual faqu…

    Yea, combine that work candy crush and aims and you should have a top seller!!!

    *runs from angry female horde*

    Reply

  50. Christiaan Joubert

    July 29, 2014 at 18:09

    What da actual faqu…

    Yea, combine that work candy crush and aims and you should have a top seller!!!

    *runs from angry female horde*

    Reply

  51. Lucas Scherer

    July 29, 2014 at 18:33

    oh god why??

    Reply

  52. Lucas Scherer

    July 29, 2014 at 18:33

    oh god why??

    Reply

  53. CypherGate

    July 30, 2014 at 11:21

    LOL this gave me a good laugh at work lol Tom is the shit! “We need your helps” lol I can see an esports thing going on with this lol

    Reply

  54. CypherGate

    July 30, 2014 at 11:21

    LOL this gave me a good laugh at work lol Tom is the shit! “We need your helps” lol I can see an esports thing going on with this lol

    Reply

  55. UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    July 30, 2014 at 12:40

    You just know there is going to be a category on Craigslist where they sell these second hand for like a dollar…

    Craigslist you glorious sick bastard!!

    Reply

  56. WhiteRock

    July 31, 2014 at 07:48

    World SKEA championships? I guess this would be one way to drag attention away from DOTA…

    Reply

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