It’s the start to yet another beautiful week of work. And I think by now I may be running on fumes, which I have clearly been huffing if I just described work as “beautiful”. Still, at least I get to interact with your lovely faces every day, so there’s something to look forward to. Holy crap, these fumes must be ridiculously strong if I just said. I sure hope they don’t make me type things out that I shouldn’t…
In Other News: Black flags are no match for Unity, Final Fantasy talks about 1080ps in our time, get early access to a satellite and it’s the final stand for Battlefield DLC.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because I was too busy warning the other shops in the mall of approaching Mormons.
News
Assassin’s Creed Unity outsells Black Flag in debut week in UK
Blazblue Continuum Shift Extend coming to Steam
A demo for PES 2015 is now available through Steam
Early access for Satellite Reign begins this December
Battlefield 4: Final Stand DLC launches this week
Twin stick shooter We Are Doomed flying to PS4 and Vita
Watch 10 minutes of Final Fantasy XV gameplay in 1080p
Human Element no longer F2P, still aiming for November 2015
Stuff
The Super Shinobi II: Tomoyuki Ito on the making of a Mega Drive classic
Attack on Titan mini-titan is certainly freaky
Digital Foundry 2014 vs Far Cry 4
Huge crowd at Pikachu parade causes safety concerns
Videos
Wickland – Early access trailer
Lords Of The Fallen – Dev diary: The Look
This War of Mine – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This new trailer for Jupiter Ascending will lift you up
Universal’s monster universe to be action-adventure, not horror
Monday Box Office Report – Things get dumb
Director James Gunn updates again on Guardians Of The Galaxy 2
Prepare for a redesigned Ghostface in MTV’s Scream
Glen A Larson, writer-producer of your favourite shows from the 1970-80s, has passed away
Model: Tori Paige
Last Updated: November 17, 2014
Hammersteyn
November 17, 2014 at 16:04
Let it blow, let it blow. That gust came from nowhere you know…..
ToshZA
November 17, 2014 at 16:05
Cape Town is a princess? O_O
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 17, 2014 at 16:06
If you pan the camera to the right, you will see a bearded pervert with a leaf blower…you guys are welcome 😛
Hammersteyn
November 17, 2014 at 16:09
How would you know…. wait…. you have a beard!
ToshZA
November 17, 2014 at 16:10
Oh shit, we have to thank HIM?! O_O
I mean. Thanks. Lardus. >_>
jacobmoore6135
November 17, 2014 at 16:12
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Hammersteyn
November 17, 2014 at 16:15
I cast @Admiral_Chief:disqus or @rincethis:disqus if he’s around.
Thats_how_I_Troll
November 17, 2014 at 16:23
Don’t interact with the E-JacobMooreBola-HN6135
It might be contagious
Ceyber, Hans
November 17, 2014 at 16:24
Rinse could use a fireball. Because fireballs are red.
I’m sorry.
With Admiral I’m hoping to see a Katana Chi-Tsunami of Wang proportions.
hairyknees
November 17, 2014 at 16:48
Sorry, your summon turned up this Porra instead 😛
Hammersteyn
November 18, 2014 at 07:34
Bwahahahaa
Admiral Chief Wang
November 18, 2014 at 08:12
Talk about getting a bad roll of the dice!
Cadis Etrama Di Umar
November 17, 2014 at 16:09
DAT ASS DOE
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Hammersteyn
November 17, 2014 at 16:14
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Ceyber, Hans
November 17, 2014 at 16:17
NACHOOO!!!
Cadis Etrama Di Umar
November 17, 2014 at 16:39
YEEEEEAH lol LOVE this movie to death
Ceyber, Hans
November 17, 2014 at 18:01
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CAE9872
November 17, 2014 at 17:29
hahahahahaha
Reid
November 17, 2014 at 16:24
That ass is 1080p at 60fps. It probably won’t look as good on the consoles.
ToshZA
November 17, 2014 at 16:33
Her ass would look pretty good on my console… If you know what I mean.
HairyEwok
November 17, 2014 at 16:34
Hey hey hey, your joystick is not compatible to her port ok!
ToshZA
November 17, 2014 at 16:34
Dat controller though!
Ceyber, Hans
November 17, 2014 at 16:34
I wish my console had a bonnet 🙁
Viking Of Divinity
November 17, 2014 at 16:26
GG Digital Foundry, giving you the facts about a games performance.
CAE9872
November 17, 2014 at 17:29
Personally I only come here for the news…the rest of you…honestly!