I’ll have you know that since Geoff left this morning, Darryn has only threatened me 28,971 times! He keeps saying he wants to use a certain pair of body parts to get his ping-pong career back on track. HA HE WISHES! I had a good giggle until he pulled out a lawnmower and threatened to cut my hair. DARRYN! STAHP! (Dictator’s note: NEVER.)
Best Stories
Local game ‘Albert and Otto’ may have failed its Kickstarter, but it’s still getting released. Hooray! It’ll be launching on the 30th of October later this year.
In other amazing news, we all put together what we felt the Final Fantasy 7 remake needs to be to a proper modern video game. We were being super serious in this article. SUPER SERIOUS I SAY! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to swipe my credit card to pre-order and secure the bonus “Zack hairstyle for Cloud” DLC!
Worst Stories
I love it when hackers get caught. Yes! This Lizard Squad chump got caught and will be punished appropriately. 50,700 cases against him? HE CAN’T POSSIBLY SLIP THROUGH THE SYSTEM! Unless of course, he gets a mere slap on the wrist… URGH!
Will Star Citizen ever be released? Who knows! The fact that the Executive Producer may have quit doesn’t help matters, does it?
Random Stories
Slot machines? BORING! Video Games? YES! The traditional one-armed bandits are going out of style in Las Vegas, meaning they may be replaced with more modern video game machines.
Batman is tough…so tough that he has taken the same move and mixed up into a bajillion different variations. Backhands are deadly ok!
Header of the Week
Tony Hawk’s Pro Doom 5? I’D PLAY THAT FOR SURE! Damn, it’s not real. Darryn put this header together for an article about the environments of Doom being almost like skate parks.
I’m giving myself a consolation prize this week too for my AMAZING hat photoshop. If you look hard enough, you’ll notice the top of the pile being chopped off (something I honestly didn’t notice till long after the article had gone live).
ION of the Week
Borderlands 2 Max Moxxi cosplay? ION OF THE WEEK FOR SURE!
Most Comments
141 comments on… an ION article? Apparently there was lots to be said about dongle and Risk: Game of Thrones Edition!
Least Comments
“Ooooh Blizzard are teasing something for Hearthstone? That’ll get the readers talking!”
How wrong I was. Only one of you were kind enough to leave me an honest comment on my article last Friday. HairyEwok, YOU DA MVP!
Batman of the Week
Who is Batman this week? HINT: Everybody who is not Darryn is Bane in the image above. WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD?
Cabbage of the Week
Sigh so close… so close to NOT being cabbage this week. This can’t last forever, can it?
Comment of the Week
PewDiePie made a bunch of money in 2014, several millions in fact. I think Nahuel Graziani is a teeny bit jealous…
His Youtubing chair is nicer than my whole apartment.
Heck, Graziani made us laugh twice this week. He also left a lolworthy comment on the hacker article too:
It’s ironic that they call themselves “Lizard Squad”, since the Ryan guy in the video has the skin translucence of a gecko.
GG WP!
Bonus Content
Apparently this is what Grease was meant to be. SANDY!!!!!!!!
DIGITAL STYLE!
And this video is my favourite by far… I’ve been quoting it all week! Why you heff to be mad?
Last Updated: July 10, 2015
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:40
Owlet for the WIN!
Sageville
July 10, 2015 at 12:42
Pricilla is watching…
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 12:42
Who?
Sageville
July 10, 2015 at 13:46
Do you not Witcher?
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 13:53
I do good sir just have not been playing alot
Been busy finally trying to finish Mass effect 3 since I got the DLC and also trying to finish Fallout3 and sprinkle some GTA V,Broforce costume quest 2, and COD BO2 zombies
Backlog yeesh
Sageville
July 10, 2015 at 15:10
Your credentials seem in order Sir.
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 12:42
Owlet for the HOOO
FTFY
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:44
Such a hoot
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 12:45
Especially OWL night long
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:47
So I heard someone say OWL puns are bad. SAYS HOOO?
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 12:50
Least these pun’s ain’t dry, F5
hairyknees
July 10, 2015 at 12:43
😀
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 12:40
All in all it was a good week
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:42
Aye, you said it
VampyreSquirrel
July 10, 2015 at 12:40
Grease would have been a much better movie if all the songs were done like that.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:41
Aye, my wife wanted to watch that movie with me, I fell for that YRDEN only once
Brady miaau
July 10, 2015 at 13:20
really? I made my wife watch it, she had never, ever seen it before. She loved it.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 13:24
Oh mine saw and loved it prior to me falling into the YRDEN
hairyknees
July 10, 2015 at 12:43
Why you heff to be mad?
VampyreSquirrel
July 10, 2015 at 12:51
Here… take this…
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 13:01
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 13:02
Best
VampyreSquirrel
July 10, 2015 at 13:11
Wow, The Witcher 3 has really eaten your soul
RinceThis
July 10, 2015 at 13:28
You have NO IDEA!
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 12:46
Kanye West needs to do Grease.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:47
YOU! CORNER!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:42
Geez, that Grease video is sublime!
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 12:44
Where did Geoff go?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:45
To a place where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 12:46
He traveled back to 1987?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:47
Not sure about the grass, but the girls sure were not pretty
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 12:54
Yes they were.
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 12:53
Paradise City?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 12:48
http://i.imgur.com/9ouROfV.jpg
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 12:51
Hoot if you like it
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 13:05
honk
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 13:22
Duck?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 13:23
GOOOOSE
Corrie
July 10, 2015 at 13:41
They got swagger
DragonSpirit009
July 10, 2015 at 12:49
Well that Digital Style song is stuck in my head now!
hairyknees
July 10, 2015 at 12:55
DIGITAL STYLE!
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 12:51
DIGITAL STYLE!…
I think I just tripped my balls off.
hairyknees
July 10, 2015 at 12:54
There is something about those videos that always unsettles me. ALWAYS! Disturbing shit O_O
Dutch Matrix
July 10, 2015 at 14:13
You have balls? Who knew?
RinceThis
July 10, 2015 at 12:58
Great week again people! Except for Trevor, you better still be in your corner!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 10, 2015 at 13:13
NOBODY PUTS JUDGE HEADPANTS IN THE CORNER. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
RinceThis
July 10, 2015 at 13:15
HAHAHAHA! 🙂
oVg"Guard boat with boat"Troll
July 10, 2015 at 13:05
Who who… who who…
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 10, 2015 at 13:13
That’s a funny-looking parrot.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
July 10, 2015 at 13:23
CACAW!
Klipkop1980
July 10, 2015 at 13:05
Sooooo just to clarify, it’s not okay to drug my girlfriend so that I can have some game time? I downloaded Far Cry 4 last night thanks to that sweeeeeeet sale on XBox Live and daddy wants to play some TV games.
Brady miaau
July 10, 2015 at 13:26
No, but get her something else to do, like making sandwiches and drinks or something. Sewing, cleaning the kitchen, feeding the kids / pets, arts and crafts, all seem good options to my divorce lawyer. I am starting to think his advice is biased.
Sigh. Not a serious post, of course. I tried to put in all stereotypes I could think of.
Klipkop1980
July 10, 2015 at 13:40
Haha. I’m also not serious….I really want my game time though…..
Reidroc
July 10, 2015 at 13:49
Like this cartoon from the 50s. While the men watch tv the women sits on a chair in the corner and stays quiet.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 10, 2015 at 13:12
Matty, you have to keep reminding D that the movie’s called Balls of FURY, not furry.
RinceThis
July 10, 2015 at 13:15
0_O
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 10, 2015 at 13:21
What? I’m helping.
RinceThis
July 10, 2015 at 13:29
The last time you said that you were helping to push some poor person into a river. That is NOT helping to clean them up, you were told!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 10, 2015 at 13:32
I think outside the box. You conformist.
RinceThis
July 10, 2015 at 13:33
Again, removing a hamster from it’s safe box and letting it run free, across a highway, is NOT helping!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 10, 2015 at 13:38
It helped me!
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 10, 2015 at 18:05
Lol Metal Grease!
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