I just got out of jail, and after nightly beatings by the guards and an incident involving a few convicts in a mud pit, I’ve clearly learnt nothing. So quickly! Before I’m locked up again! Heed my words, and rejoice in my life hack tips! If your car brakes are faulty, crash into a tree to stop quickly. Capitalize All Your Words So That People Will Think You’re Telling Them Something Important. Save money on Christmas gifts this year by having no friends. Always remember that toilet paper has two sides.
In Other News: That game that nobody remembers has been delayed, Blizzard is experimenting with matchmaking, Gears of War will still be Ultimate on PC and Nintendo had some crazy Christmas parties in the 1980s.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy tickling the president whenever he was in parliament.
News
Anchors in the Drift’s Fig crowdfunding campaign falls short
Fallout 4 console commands “not supported” by Bethesda
3D Realms delays Bombshell to January 2016
“Outlook not good” for The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth 3DS, Vita, Wii U
PS Vita RPG Ray Gigant heads west next spring
Gears of War: Ultimate Edition is still coming to PC
Gravity Rush jumps to PS4 sooner than expected
Blizzard is “experimenting” with Overwatch matchmaking
Stuff
Nintendo’s 80’s Christmas parties sounded wild
Behold Lyst: The Nordic game jam on romance, love and sex
Look at this Amiibo display stand
Xbox 360 turns 10: tales from composing Kameo
Videos
Street Fighter 5 – Ryu and Ken trailer
The Crew: Wild Run – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This first trailer for 11.22.63 is gonna seem crazy!
Monday Box Office Report – Not quite catching fire
A RIDDICK sequel and TV spinoff is on the way!
Watch this incredible trailer for VIKING now!
Oh hell no! It’s the trailer for FIFTY SHADES OF BLACK!
Last Updated: November 23, 2015
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 16:01
Monday is almost over. Now KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN you dig that, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 23, 2015 at 16:02
Tonight, Ember!
You up for some speed levelling?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 16:03
Who say what where?
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:12
You say what where!
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:15
Who said what when?
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:16
They said who said what when then!
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:19
https://45.media.tumblr.com/56102a433ba0d975aa956ddf914758cf/tumblr_mq7uz7C8QV1s11tiho1_500.gif
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:22
Pretty much
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:34
lol
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 24, 2015 at 07:16
His wife must be very happy
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:28
It’s only Monday!?
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 23, 2015 at 16:02
GEEZ WHAT A DAY!
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:02
http://i2.wp.com/www.mtvernoncrossfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Monday-Cat-Meme.jpg
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 23, 2015 at 16:02
It is not Monday, it is EMBER-day!
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:03
All Mondays should burn
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:07
Well said.
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:08
People wouldn’t hate Monday if the weekend was one day longer
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:09
SatUrday, Sunday, Moonday, Monday…. I think I might have just realized we have been spelling Monday wrong for centuries.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 16:10
Not me, I’m old, but not that old.
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:11
If you can GITS, you are not old enough… yet
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:11
Saturday*
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:11
Well spotted!
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:04
Dear Monday
http://49.media.tumblr.com/8ed70d6d389ced31317f063ed086b4b7/tumblr_n5bv7iULjC1ttpk7to1_500.gif
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:07
Darryn went to jail? What was it? Speeding? Robbery? I bet he tried to snatch an old ladies purse and she beat the shit out of him.
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:10
He walked around PE with his Freddy mask on?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 16:11
You mean with his Darryn mask off.
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:13
Obviously… I can’t believe he hasn’t been locked up earlier.
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:29
He finally tried the Batman thing.
Problem is, people don’t appreciate a man running around in skin tights yelling at them, “I am the night!”
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:08
3D Realms delaying a game? Uh oh.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 16:10
Hopefully Bombshell isn’t a dud.
Yip. Time to go home. I’ll see myself out.
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:11
*slow clap*
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 16:12
Someone had to say it. I took one for the team.
Dagga
November 23, 2015 at 16:10
Support with donations to help the Dagga Couple’s fight to legalize cannabis in South Africa. The medical uses of cannabis demands legalization of cannabis around the world.
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-trial-of-the-plant#/updates
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:13
Is this game made by EA?
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:13
Everyone’s Awesome? It might be.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 16:13
Is that anything like the Trial of Grasses? Because my job sucks & I’d risk becoming a Witcher.
Sageville
November 23, 2015 at 16:26
While I obviously support the cause, I’m not sure you should be punting here….
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:29
What if the majority of us supports the cause?
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:53
Ignore comment, I asked a silly question
Sageville
November 23, 2015 at 16:23
Honest question:
I started up Binding of Isaac back in the day and was immediately uncomfortable and didn’t want to continue (I attribute this to being a parent).
Does the game redeem itself later somehow or is it intended to make me uncomfortable throughout?
Hammersteyn
November 23, 2015 at 16:27
I haven’t found a happy ending yet. I enjoy it though. Fun game but the setting is very dark.
Unavengedavo
November 23, 2015 at 16:26
Looks like we all survived another Monday O_o
RinceThis
November 23, 2015 at 16:27
Damn skippy!
RinceThis
November 23, 2015 at 16:26
This day went quickly!
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:27
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b5/b5af8c5a51915aa14b9bcf695fd01e954610f9dbdd162beea1e58201b0e1b253.jpg
RinceThis
November 23, 2015 at 16:29
LOL. Actually it did. No clue why, spent the whole frigging day data capturing…
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:30
I hate those days.
RinceThis
November 23, 2015 at 16:31
These days can GITFS to be honest.
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:32
Yes. Yes they can.
With the sharks.
RinceThis
November 23, 2015 at 16:34
And the visitors from JHB lol
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:36
Besides the cabbage?
Have the holiday goers already started showing up in our fair republic? !!
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:41
Llew is there too.
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:42
Interesting.
I’ll have to be extra cautious.
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:29
Not for me.
VampyreSquirrel
November 23, 2015 at 16:33
Lucky you.
Ottokie
November 23, 2015 at 16:37
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DragonSpirit009
November 23, 2015 at 16:45
My long weekend!! Gone so quickly T.T
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:48
My next long weekend is Christmas day since I don’t get leave over December :/
DragonSpirit009
November 23, 2015 at 16:53
Damn! That’s bad dude!
I have Friday off again… sort of. Year-end function! Thank goodness I’m not driving this year!
Captain JJ never changes
November 23, 2015 at 16:55
Ours is also Friday, but only top management (and their buddies) by us get invited to the year-end function. The rest get to hear how much of a good time they had.
I really have to get a new job.
DragonSpirit009
November 23, 2015 at 16:59
Yeah you really need to get a new job then! All our departments always get together every year. Thou I never mingle with them. I stick to my people.
miaau
November 23, 2015 at 17:02
that does not sound like a year end function to me, then. Inclusive and commemorative of the whole year, looking at everyone’s contributions and recongnising that each and every person in the company is important and each has a place in that great cog that turns, in success and failure.
Oh, sorry. the nice lady says I need to step away from keyboard and have my medicine now. Hmm. and supper served already.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 23, 2015 at 18:37
Do you also get the red jelly pills for dessert?
miaau
November 23, 2015 at 19:30
YEEEESSSS. Wait. How did you know?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 24, 2015 at 07:41
Because they’re my favourites but they never want to give them to me. They don’t make me sleepy like the apple jelly ones do.
Captain JJ never changes
November 24, 2015 at 07:02
Haha. Yes, I know. Unfortunately they have a very “old school” way of working around here, as everyone who is not top management is pretty much just a number, except of course if you’re friends with them.
So I don’t see it changing any time soon.
miaau
November 24, 2015 at 07:23
just weird
Captain JJ never changes
November 24, 2015 at 07:37
I agree. Completely. The sad thing is how people always find it difficult to believe when I tell them, because from outside the company everything looks so great, but inside it’s very different.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 24, 2015 at 07:42
Don’t worry, I believe you. My company used to do work for yours. 😉