Okay, I know many of you don’t care, but tomorrow is the anniversary of when I became a mom. How has a year passed? Where does the time go? And how have I still not finished the game I intended for my maternity leave? Yes, I will finish The Witcher 3 eventually, I promise. Meanwhile, I’m going to finish up this post and go play the review game I’ve been dying for, you know, the one I’ve waited almost a decade for.
In Other News: My life is over when Stardew Valley comes to Nintendo Switch, No Man’s Sky didn’t break advertising laws and Final Fantasy XV trailer might make you cry.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy figuring out who was an oopsie.
News
Stardew Valley Console Release Dates
Hideo Kojima Will Be at PlayStation Experience with Death Stranding Panel
Pro Evolution Soccer 2017 Gets A Free-To-Play Trial Edition
Ubisoft’s pledging cross-platform support for all its multiplayer VR games
Stuff
Advertising Standards rules No Man’s Sky Steam page did not mislead consumers
Kids are not down with the Cars 3 trailer
From Gold Farming To Gamergate, The Gaming Ties Of Donald Trump’s White House
Vidja
1st Ever Through the Fire and Flames BRUTAL Pro Drums 100% FC
5 Ways Gamers Are Holding Back The Games They Love
FINAL FANTASY XV – Stand Together (Official Live-Action)
The Movies
Rumour: The reason why Lucasfilm hasn’t said anything about an Obi-Wan standalone movie
That big reveal in the latest WESTWORLD explained
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: What Star Wars anthology movie do you want to see next?
Lin-Manuel Miranda set to produce THE KINGKILLER CHRONICLE movie and TV series
SA’s Weekend Top 10 Movie Chart – Some beasts and birds beat Doctor Strange
Last Updated: November 30, 2016
Mistake Not...
November 30, 2016 at 16:01
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Am I doing it right now?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 30, 2016 at 16:05
Good enough for me to make a disparaging comment about your tastes.
Assuming it’s a burger, um… is that processed cheese? What’s wrong with you?
Mistake Not...
November 30, 2016 at 16:19
Uhh, it’s not what you don’t want it to be? I think?
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:23
Kobe beef fillet?
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:05
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Ottokie
November 30, 2016 at 16:06
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Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:08
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Sageville
November 30, 2016 at 17:17
Yawl give me such joy…
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:06
Congrats!
Yes, I’m still alive, plants and bees just screwing with my sinuses.
See Andre, easy ways to bypass swearing. 😛
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:07
I will have you know I haven’t used one bad word today.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 30, 2016 at 16:12
“Yes, but he is such a little shit.” You didn’t even last 3 minutes. Which ties up with what she said!
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:13
HAHA, Winner, clearly not for you though…
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:13
Hey, I lasted the whole day. Until Otto…
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:18
XD. I will have you know I have been known to last 3 minutes and 25 seconds on a good day.
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:19
In an Overwatch match.
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:21
I know exactly what you should get your wife for xmas. 11 Minutes by Paulo Coelho
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:22
Oi. I said in an Overwatch match afterward.
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:24
HAHA, good book actually, even you might like it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 30, 2016 at 16:07
Let the people in the field know: more pollen & bees!
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:10
Let them come, I have an army of 12 coming tomorrow to clean my garden and 16 cans of doom.
*I should become a prophet.
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:11
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Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:15
I’m honestly s**t scared of being struck down if I walk upon hallowed ground,
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:16
I will burst into flames. I might as well Doom myself.
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:09
Otto just broke my run….
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:10
Broken by a 12 year old? And you call yourself a man.
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:10
Yes, but he is such a little shit.
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Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:09
Also, where the hell were you? I can’t hold the fort alone you know.
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:12
Do you have ANY idea what a canister of cortisone can do to a grown man if inhaled?
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:14
With Hammer MIA upvotes had to be cast, and I couldn’t do it all alone, so I gave up.
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:18
Well, imagine a Samoan rugby player getting a direct hit by a nuke, that was me this morning, WAY past man down.
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:18
Shit. That blows man.
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:19
BTW, where is Hammer????
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:19
Lucifer knows, probably busy configuring Raid0
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:20
XD
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:23
Maybe he is sick. Of our shit.
Lord Chaos
November 30, 2016 at 16:26
He’ll never be sick of that, it’s what keeps him somewhat human. 😛
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:06
That Kingkiller business looks interesting.
Original Heretic
November 30, 2016 at 16:07
Your 1st anniversary, Zoe? Congrats!
Today is my 2nd anniversary as a father. My boy is legend!
Mistake Not...
November 30, 2016 at 16:20
He is Will Smith?
Andre Fourie
November 30, 2016 at 16:20
😛
Original Heretic
November 30, 2016 at 16:26
HA! I laugh in the face of Will Smith. He only wishes he had my lad’s cute factor.