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Geoffrey Tim

Editor. I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.

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Zombies, Zombies everywhere, Nor Any a Brain to Eat – Nokia Launches Zombie Dating Service

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January 29, 2009
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Teenager rapes 12 year Old Xbox Live Friend.

By Geoffrey Tim
January 28, 2009
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It’s Dress Up Time Again! New Euro Football Avatar Clothing

By Geoffrey Tim
January 28, 2009
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MK vs. DC Ships 1.8 Million Copies, Keeps Midway Afloat – For Now.

By Geoffrey Tim
January 27, 2009
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Games Overtake Home Movie Sales

By Geoffrey Tim
January 27, 2009
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Criterion – Adding even more to Burnout: Paradise

By Geoffrey Tim
January 26, 2009
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Too late for Early : Games for Windows Live Head Axed

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January 26, 2009
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Rumour : 360 to get Resident Evil 5 Bundle

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January 26, 2009
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