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Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions - but very little sleep - I've been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

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It's time for some crazy sex and violence in this red-band trailer for THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS!

By Kervyn Cloete
June 29, 2012
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Marvel's 2014 mystery movie has just about been revealed and it's not Black Panther!

By Kervyn Cloete
June 29, 2012
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Extras! The longest single take ever, Bruce Willis gets bloody on Die Hard 5 set, Ashton Kutcher is iTripping as Steve Jobs, Tyler Perry was disappointed in Prometheus, Jackie Chan is back out of retirement to track down a gambler and Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's writer? Plus much more!

By Kervyn Cloete
June 28, 2012
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Top List Thursdays – 10 Greatest Leon Schuster pranks

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June 28, 2012
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Second Opinion: MAD BUDDIES – Juvenile and painfully unfunny toilet humour in every sense of the term

By Kervyn Cloete
June 28, 2012
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You're going to need your seat belt on for this new TOTAL RECALL trailer

By Kervyn Cloete
June 28, 2012
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This new international trailer for LOOPER can't let you walk away alive

By Kervyn Cloete
June 28, 2012
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Extras! Messages of Condolences for the passing of Nora Ephron, Ryan Reynolds is officially cast as Highlander, Van Damme gets improvisational, Chucky's back, Malcolm McDowell did Trekkies a favour by killing Capt. Kirk, And will Jeremy Renner and Matt Damon team up for a fifth Bourne movie? Plus much more!

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June 27, 2012
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