It’s time to remember Tali ’Zorah with this Kotobukiya statue

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It just doesn’t get any easier guys. I thought losing the love of my life would be the kind of tragedy that I could overcome. But a couple of years later, and I still haven’t gotten over that time when I accidentally killed Tali in Mass Effect 3. I’M SORRY BABY! I’M SO SORRY!

And hell, I didn’t even have a body to bury. But at least I can keep her memory alive, at a replica scale. Kotobukiya will release an official Tali’Zorah nar Rayya Bishoujo statue in the near future, although other details were lighter than my heart when I remember first meeting her.

Anyway, pictures of my greatest love, in her finest hour from the Kotobukiya Facebook:

If the Tali statue is anything like the Liara T’Soni Bishoujo statue, it should stand around ten inches in height. Will it fill the void in my life? Something has to. Whenever I’m on a date, they end quickly because I keep asking for my potential partner to wear a gas mask and call me “commander Shepherd”.

IT JUST DOESN’T GET ANY EASIER DAMMIT!

Last Updated: July 23, 2015

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