At E3 this year, press and industry folk got to see an exclusive live demo of CD Projekt Red’s incredibly anticipated game, Cyberpunk 2077. What you may not know is that aide from that, CD Projekt Red also gave every attendee a nice little Cyberpunk figure to take home.
Only available at E3 so far, they’re a pretty hot commodity that people have been trying to flog off on eBay for up to $500. The figure features the woman shown in the very first trailer for the game, complete with her Mantis Blades that we got to see in action in the behind-closed-doors demo.
It’s not a bad little statue, but it is very exclusive, and just one of the sorts of things we sometimes get as press that consumers can’t usually get their hands on. We’ll be giving it away to one of you though.
Yup, that’s right, we’ve got one of these to give away, lovingly smuggled all the way from Los Angeles. It’s actually currently still in Alessandro’s luggage as he begins to make his way back from an extended stay in San Francisco, and if it doesn’t get stolen from that luggage, you could win it. As a note, the box may or may not be slightly damaged in transit, and if the thing does end up being stolen by airport staff, then we reserve the right to withdraw the competition (sorry, but we do have to cover our bases here). The one you’ll be winning is not this already unboxed specimen – yours will be shiny and brand new.
All you have to do is fill in the form below, and tell us in the comments why you need it for a bonus entry. You’re allowed one entry per unique email address, and you must be in South Africa, because there’s not a chance we’re paying to ship the thing overseas. Sorry!
Competition closes on July 8, with the winner announced on July 9. If you don’t see the form above, and you’re on your phone, scroll down and tap on “view non-amp version”
Last Updated: June 25, 2018
MonsterCheddar
June 25, 2018 at 15:12
I don’t give a flying fuck. As long as I’m not number 7. o/
Hammersteyn
June 25, 2018 at 15:21
I deserve it because I support DRM! Or is it that I don’t support DRM? Now I’m confused
D4RKL1NG
June 25, 2018 at 14:08
I NEED it because my fiancee is living in Germany and I want a pretty lady to look at while she’s away 🙁
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:31
When is she back? Or when are you going over?
D4RKL1NG
June 25, 2018 at 14:50
We’re doing long distance at the moment,she’s hopefully coming to visit in September for about a month. I’ll try to finalize my stuff this year so hopefully I can bail early 2019
Gavin Mannion
June 25, 2018 at 14:47
you tried http://www.por…. you know the rest
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:49
http://www.porracabbage.agri?
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:50
Hey this is a family-friendly site…
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:53
I DID say .agri, not .net like some critical hits
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:55
Yeah but you’ll notice there’s a distinct lack of ‘culture’ in that address. 😛
D4RKL1NG
June 25, 2018 at 14:50
Bridget the midget can only get you that far mate 🙁
Syph1n
June 25, 2018 at 14:10
Because i was/am to poor to have bought the witcher 3 statue. 🙁
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 14:10
Cool as this is, I’m not a doll collector, so I’ll pass on this one.
You bastards got me all excited. All I saw was “WIN” and “CYBERPUNK 2077” and I got all hot and bothered.
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:14
But enter….and give it to someone who really would appreciate it….some Captain or someone like that. 😉
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 14:16
Nice try, someone like that.
It’s not like I ever even MAKE the list, let alone win.
I have the luck of…crap, what’s something really unlucky?
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:17
Yea, me too. But I’m trying to work on a probability scale here, you see XD
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2018 at 14:21
Probability scale says only 1 regular (comenter) will be in the top 10
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:24
stop cramping my style homie
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2018 at 14:19
IT’S AN ACTION FIGURE! 😛
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:36
*figurine. It’s a she.
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 16:37
and figuroni if it’s Italian
Alien Emperor Trevor
June 25, 2018 at 16:39
And a figueira if it’s porra.
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 16:55
woo! XD
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 19:38
Sounds delicious!!!
Wait.
Sageville
June 25, 2018 at 14:56
SAY DOLL AGAIN! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/27c975ce92da62027a3a0b778fc0ec6e9c4adcd496725f217db4a228d4b5b642.jpg
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:57
You can’t look at that picture and not say “mother fucker” in his voice. It’s impossible.
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 15:00
So true
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 15:01
I’ll even say it in a different language.
POP!
For the Emperor!
June 25, 2018 at 14:10
Two reasons I need this:
1 – It will look very good next to the Batman vs Wonder Woman statue from the Injustice collectors edition.
2 – Because having nice things is nice!
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx4/injustice-collectors2.jpg
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:14
You will not have it!
For the Emperor!
June 25, 2018 at 14:50
As long as I am then not even in the top 10 of Random.org. Too many times I have fallen just one or two shy of winning. Rather lose by a big margin than get too close 😛
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:51
Yea, I’m barely ever on the list.
Cronus
June 25, 2018 at 14:13
V waifu best waifu
Warren K Smith
June 25, 2018 at 14:14
I need it because, let’s face it, none of us can really afford to buy any CD Projekt Red premium figurines, unless we don’t mind living with one kidney… I came close with Geralt and Ciri, but alas optimal renal function won out.
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:16
True dat.
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2018 at 14:18
I need this, she’ll be an excellent center piece between the assassins creed statues I have.
with the Geralt bust looking down on it all
MarsRSA
June 25, 2018 at 14:19
For your consideration
Okay. So here’s the thing. You guys are going to get a ton of legit responses, you’ll also get many many funny and entertaining responses, you may even get one or two really heart felt and emotional responses as to “why I need it”
That’s not me. This comment is not going to be that. I’m just going to be as honest as I possibly can. I want it because it looks cool as fuck. And I want it to look cool as fuck on my desk.
Haters will say its not sincere enough and that I don’t deserve it. I say to them, fuck off.
MarsRSA
June 25, 2018 at 14:22
Also I’m pretty sure Geoff already accepted my offer of fondling. So you know. No backsies
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:34
Cannot erase image from head. Euthanasia seems appealing.
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:36
Doesn’t mean we can’t offer to do it better.
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 16:37
Speak for yourself.
*vomits*
Geoffrey Tim
June 25, 2018 at 14:53
Maybe. *unzips*
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:54
*grabs magnifying glass*
Geoffrey Tim
June 25, 2018 at 14:55
why are you trying to set my immense penis on fire?
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:56
I’ve got a few hours until sunset, might take a while to burn through
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 14:57
Focus the sun. Make sure that it’s more than just your words doing the burning.
MarsRSA
June 25, 2018 at 15:23
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a4a43398d2f10cc6c401e4df6eabb68e3d6f167a824270be0a72f075af142863.gif
MarsRSA
June 26, 2018 at 16:14
https://media.giphy.com/media/68l0Q46lZV5Ju/giphy.gif
Kromas
June 25, 2018 at 14:21
Well that took you long enough!
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:24
Right?
MissLadyJay
June 25, 2018 at 14:27
I have been a huge fan of CDPR’s work. I even got to become friends with some of the staff members, run my own Gwent tournaments in SA, I tell people how awesome they are to the fans and communities. I even have a signed poster and smaller goodies from the team. That’s why I need to add it to my collection of CDPR awesomeness. Plus I wear a Witcher hoodie at times *cough cough* 🙂
Marius Nell
June 25, 2018 at 14:29
this will be great for my collection
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:31
“view non-amp version”
WINAMP!
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:33
It really kicks the llama’s ass.
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:36
Good times
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 16:37
If it wasn’t for Spotify I’d still be using Winamp. I still have it installed, even. Nothing has come close since.
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 16:51
I used to spend hours looking at the visualizations every time I got a new GFX card upgrade and I could increase the resolution (my eyes nearly melted when I went from a 4mb to 8mb, yes MEGABYTE, card)
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 16:53
Oh I’m old enough to remember those cards. I had a 12mb Voodoo 2 (the first card I bought for myself) that needed a normal VGA card in order to plug into to function.
Good times indeed.
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 16:54
I remember seeing the Unreal (the very, very first Unreal) demo running on the Voodoo cards….pure, eye, candy bliss
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 16:55
We were really not fussy about graphics back then, compared to the kids these day. Literally anything that had 3D and textures and ran smoothly made us happy. At least it made me happy. Dungeon Keeper 2 is the game that first made me do the eye-shine thing when I got my VooDoo 2.
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 16:57
I didn’t care about the graphics, just wanted it to be smoooooooooooooof (running and non-edgy)
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:31
I need this because my desk is currently lonely and in need of a friend to cheer it up.
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:31
I need it because I’m a huge CDPR fan, because I believe that they are one of the few remaining large devs out there who you can truly trust to do what they say they will, with no added bs and secrets that come out after the launch of a product.
Jiggy
June 25, 2018 at 14:31
“and tell us in the comments why you need it for a bonus entry”
This is probably just a joke and only the emails are entries.
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:32
xD
Geoffrey Tim
June 25, 2018 at 14:36
Nope. I’m counting them. But oinly the ones that dhere to the format. 🙂
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2018 at 14:46
Well…. Here’s my 3rd entry, the 9th is my B-Day, it’s also my GF’s b-day, IF THAT HELPS
Jiggy
June 25, 2018 at 14:37
You never know with D
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2018 at 14:46
Well…. Here’s my 3rd entry, the 9th is my B-Day, it’s also my GF’s b-day, IF THAT HELPS
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 16:49
You know, dating yourself doesn’t count right?
Lord Chaos
June 25, 2018 at 19:53
Lol, ’tis truth, you can even ask @Admiral_Chief:disqus GF and I are 5 years apart and on the 9th
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 19:55
I cannot confirm or deny this
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 19:56
That’s interesting lol. If you’re a believer of star signs (you shouldn’t be) – then how do you live with yourself? XD
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:34
As awesome as this prize is, I’ll just be happy to be on the random.org top 10 list again, that would make me so happy
Frans J Smit
June 25, 2018 at 14:36
Because it will go nicely next to my Witcher statue. Geralt needs a lady in his life
Sageville
June 25, 2018 at 14:49
I need to win this because I’ll be using the proceeds to send my ailing mother overseas to attend a medieval fighting competition…
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 14:50
Best comment. Winner here XD
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 14:49
I don’t need it and I don’t think anyone in the comments needs it. But I would like to have and own it for no other reason then to say I got it. Plus I still haven’t played Witcher 3 😛
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 14:51
I just bought the GOTY on this sale. Installing at home while I’m here at work, so finally, finally, I’ll get to playing TW3.
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:53
Have fun!
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:55
See you in a couple of months!
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 15:00
I’m still working through my backlog. I’ll get to it. Eventually, hopefully before Cyberpunk comes out
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 15:13
I’ve decided to not care about my backlog and just play whatever. Currently that’s between No Man’s Sky and Darkest Dungeon.
GooseZA
June 25, 2018 at 16:54
It’s a fantastic game. Enjoy!
Gavin Mannion
June 25, 2018 at 14:53
I think this may disqualify you from entering
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:54
but not from entering our hearts…
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 14:59
I don’t think you played it either. Cause you been playing OW on your 6 different copies and then some Fortnite with me.
Gavin Mannion
June 25, 2018 at 15:04
Ha, how little you know.. I played a few hours of it.. then Darryn stole my copy
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 15:06
Who only has one copy? 😛
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 14:55
Corner, now
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 15:02
I’m busy with God of War and then need to go back and finish out my FFXV game then I will play it.
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 15:12
FFXV….
I have a week of leave at the end of August. THAT’S when I intend to hit that game. And hopefully get further than just a quarter through it.
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 15:23
I stopped around 4th chapter because other games distracted me. So need to go back and finish it
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 15:26
Pretty much similar situation for me.
I got it after my PS + all games were stolen, last year sometime. Part of my insurance pay out and all.
Think I jammed it for about 3 or 4 hours before hitting other games I got at the same time.
Damn, I remember back then, I had a bunch of new AAA titles, and instead of those, I was stuck into Darkest Dungeon.
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 15:36
Nothing wrong with Darkest Dungeon. I own 3 copies of it. Steam, PS4 and Switch. I play it on the Switch now. Such a great game
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 15:37
Such an amazing game. Never finished it, though!
The actual darkest dungeon kept kicking my ass.
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 17:38
lol same. I’ve made it so far a few times then I’m like fuck it and start again cause of some crappy event.
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 17:50
Ah, glad I’m not the only one!
I felt like a bad gamer.
It’s seriously a huge jump in difficulty. Event he Hard dungeons pale in comparison to that last one. All they serve to do is give you a false sense of security.
After one battle in the DD, I was thinking, “I’m never going to do this, no freakin’ way!”
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 17:50
Darkest Dungeon really tested your resolve eh? 😛
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 20:53
Now I feel like playing it again!
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 20:55
A momentary abatement!
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 20:56
I can hear that voice!
So dark, so gritty. It’s enough to chill me to the bone.
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 20:57
Yeah I’m playing it at the moment (not right now, I’m at work), so the voice is pretty clear in my mind. 🙂
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 20:58
I think I should get the expansions and hop back in. In fact, that’s just become a gaming priority.
UGH! Not that I have TIME to game at the moment. Bloody evenings are booked up until end of August!
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 21:01
“Slowly…gently…this is how a life is taken.”
Guild
June 25, 2018 at 20:53
Feel the same way. DD is just too intense. Always feel like I need to prep better for it
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 20:55
But prep better how?!
I mean, on my side, I’ve got kickass items, all characters at max level with max upgrades, etc etc.
You need 2 additional characters for that area!
BlurryKnight
June 25, 2018 at 14:50
I need this. Why? For my gaming shelf. It’s feeling a little under appreciated. That and I feel like this game is going to be amazing, simply because CDPR.
GooseZA
June 25, 2018 at 14:53
I want it coz it looks bad ass and will go nicely on the shelf in my study.
Dieter Maij
June 25, 2018 at 14:54
It would mean SO much if I got this. CDPR has become one of my favourite gaming companies after playing The Witcher 3 and Gwent. Cyberpunk gets me hyped everytime I think about it and I’ve always thought about how amazing the game will be ever since it was teased inv 2013.
Terrick Levendal
June 25, 2018 at 14:56
a friend has been talking a lot about cyberpunk. If I win, I’ll let him look at the statue.
Admiral Chief
June 25, 2018 at 16:58
HAHA, nice
Captain JJ
June 25, 2018 at 14:58
Man, am I going to send Trevor nice hi-res pics of this figurine if I win it.
Viper_ZA
June 25, 2018 at 15:00
MY PRECIOUS
Henry Quinn
June 25, 2018 at 15:19
I’ve been following Cyberpunk 2077 since it was announced. I’m so excited for it!!
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 15:19
Geez, the sheer number of generic reasons why people think they should get this figurine….
“I want it because CDPR is cool and I like them.” Well fucking DUH!
Please, CH, crew, give it to someone that has a truly awesome reason.
Pariah
June 25, 2018 at 15:20
My desk is lonely. That’s a good reason.
RinceThis
June 25, 2018 at 15:27
I am a good reason, right!?
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 15:27
Finished my book yet?
No?
Then no, you’re a bad reason.
RinceThis
June 25, 2018 at 15:28
WOW man 🙁
Original Heretic
June 25, 2018 at 15:29
Look at you again, plying for sympathy.
jGLZA
June 25, 2018 at 15:21
Wiki tells me that Cyberpunk 2077 was first announced in 2012. That doesn’t add up for me as I made a forum post about this whilst at university when I first heard about this game… and I left university in 2010??
Ok let’s say back in 2012 I posted an image of a new cyberpunk game. Back then i didn’t even know the name of the game I thought “Cyberpunk” was a description of the genre, lol. To be frank, I was hoping it was going to be a new Ghost in the Shell game 😀
Anyway back on topic; that image I posted was of this exact lady with the freaky slasher arms. It was quite a blast from the past when I saw the pic of the figure on twitter. I would very much like to add it to my collection.
Thanks Guys.
RinceThis
June 25, 2018 at 15:25
I can win this, right!?
Mielies the Magnificent
June 25, 2018 at 15:34
Well, I was the first (and only) person to tweet the criticalhit team to request their coverage plans for the game play demo after the trailer. When you replied I showed my wife that people actually do respond to me and I’m quite a big deal to my 12 followers (6 if you remove the bots). Still, this would make an awesome addition to my collection. To be honest, it would make an awesome START to my collection… 🙂
RinceThis
June 25, 2018 at 15:37
sounds legit!
Gavin Mannion
June 25, 2018 at 20:04
I vote for this dude winning it. Impressing wives is important
Mielies the Magnificent
June 26, 2018 at 10:10
It seems to be easier with Criticalhit’s (team and community) help. Another time she was massively impressed was during a Destiny 2 raid and I wasn’t the only guy to die during the gauntlet section when the team actually made it. I already knew then we had a connection Gavin…
Mielies the Magnificent
June 25, 2018 at 15:49
Tell you what Geoff… Give me the statue and I will post a daily selfie with the figurine in all my daily doings, corporate meetings to housework to leisure. On each day for two weeks I will provide an update of how the figurine has traveled and @ the criticalhit.net handle on twitter. Kind of like a traveling garden gnome… If traveling garden gnomes where cyber enhanced killing machines with “big dreams”.
kop lang
June 25, 2018 at 16:13
I need it to start my cyberpunk collection on the right track
Shade Leaf Lourens
June 25, 2018 at 16:13
I need to win this Cyberpunk Statue so I can die a happy lady one day because my life will be complete! Pleeease! ? ?
Jivesh Hanoomaun
June 25, 2018 at 16:16
I need this so I can continue to add to my CD Projekt Collection. Bought my 360 because of The Witcher 2 and I’ve since bought 2 Collector’s Editions of The Witcher 3 (Which I’ve also Platinumed twice), 3 PSN copies, 1 GOG copy and 1 Steam copy. I’ve been following CD ever since I saw The Witcher 2 on The Verge (RIP) on DSTV and I became enthralled with their worlds after getting the Vodka ending in the game. I can’t afford to buy this but I don’t wanna have it missing from my collection like the E3 Geralt fig either.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bw6akX3DBSAmMGltcjNkM0VEQ3prVVdPckJURFlRY3ViUnZr
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bw6akX3DBSAmbXA5S0dJYnVZSVd5MF9NTjlGcDV3djQyUFRN
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bw6akX3DBSAmQkFKUnZvTUhpNG5aX0wyLVRTWENFUThPTUNZ
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bw6akX3DBSAmdXJRYXVMUWgxNEFyd1Y3cmo1TmlLX0ZYZy1j
I need it so that I can at least complete my Cyberpunk 2077 collection
Craig "Crios" Boonzaier
June 25, 2018 at 16:31
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1e1080a1f7090669e1929854f43c77c93815fae38ceabc59f36805d3936b26c7.jpg
Rushdin D Samie
June 25, 2018 at 16:37
I need to win this because it’s so uniquely special and that fact it’s by CD Project Red means that if I get it my life extends by 10 years… you guys do wanna save my life right? I’ll make a Constantine deal if I need to.
Cat
June 25, 2018 at 16:50
I need this statue to help me plan the next stage of my augmentation process.
Zee
June 25, 2018 at 16:52
I need it, cause it will look cool as part of my little collection!
Draco Lusus
June 25, 2018 at 17:01
I don’t need it, I want it! Only thing you need in life is food, water, shelter, and the touch of collectable plastic figurines…wait, ok, I need it.
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
June 25, 2018 at 17:47
Where better to start my collection?
It will also look amazing next to my new monitor.
Phaezen
June 25, 2018 at 17:50
Dear Critical Hits team,
I need this statuette, it would look very nice on my desk while I am playing Cyberpunk
Vogiir
June 25, 2018 at 18:12
if i get to win this awesome statue ill put it next to my TV looking at me like its disappointed in me, just like the rest of the people in my household
Bman
June 25, 2018 at 18:32
The Boba Fett that is chilling on my desk needs a nice looking cyberpunk lady for company.
Harvey Bentley
June 25, 2018 at 19:08
Not going for the comedic side since keeping my three year old happy is hard enough. I would like to add this to my collection so that when my little one is old enough she will have a great start with a game like Cyberpunk 2077. I had my start with Wolfenstein 3D in 1999, so maybe I can get her gaming career started with this amazing game. Thanks for the opportunity Criticalhit.
Martin Gerneke
June 25, 2018 at 19:08
I need it for my man cave!
Dresden
June 25, 2018 at 23:26
If I win this then I can use it to make my friends jealous and perhaps incentivize them into following this website (even if it is only for awesome competitions like this at the very least!).
Besides that, it looks awesome and I can’t generally afford pretty things like this.
HvR
June 25, 2018 at 19:49
I need it because I’m building 2 new floating shelves for my office and a new shelf without a awesome figurine is like Geoff’s bed without Darryn bedbugs … just incomplete
Ameesh
June 25, 2018 at 20:55
I really, REALLY need this statue ! Its going to be placed right in-front (and near the middle) of my gaming screen. Cyberpunk 2077 3rd person POV, Whoo Hooo !
Darren
June 25, 2018 at 21:12
I think I should win this because I’ve never won a competition in my life, not even a raffle. So finally I can shove it in my friend’s faces that I’m not cursed and that my girlfriend left because she sucks not because I’m good at losing.
Ckhusal
June 25, 2018 at 21:12
It’s from a CD projekt red game, is there really a better reason for wanting it
Pitso Monchusi
June 25, 2018 at 21:27
Does collecting figurines count, well I got the GWYNBLEIOO from the Witcher 2 ,in the process of getting the DARK HORSE Collection statues, hmmm I guess this will add up to the collection of the games of CD Projekt…does that make sense.
PikeyZA
June 25, 2018 at 22:25
I would really like this statue to give to my son.
It might seem inappropriate, but he’s just reached the age where he’s noticing girls and I’d like to convince him that girls have cyberbladearms so that I don’t end up getting a knock on the door from a shotgun wielding father in a few years. ?
GA1
June 25, 2018 at 22:26
I need this for research purposes.
Bianca
June 25, 2018 at 22:59
Well, see I’d really like to get a jump on the next trend of unrealistic expectations for women by winning this statue. I think the future doesn’t lie in thigh gaps, or hip cleavage, but in extremely unnecessary cybernetics.
While I can’t exactly replace my jaw with a superior electronic version, I could get started with turning my arms into retractable scorpion needle-like things. You know, become a real influencer that way. But I need something to model it off of.
That’s where you guys come in…
Dresden
June 25, 2018 at 23:26
If I win this then I can use it to make my friends jealous and perhaps incentivize them into following this website (even if it is only for awesome competitions like this at the very least!).
Besides that, it looks awesome and I can’t generally afford pretty things like this.
Magoo
June 26, 2018 at 07:27
I need it because it’s nice.
Magoo
June 26, 2018 at 07:28
I hope that Darryn has one of his own. I will feel moderately guilty to win it from you guys if he doesn’t.
The D
June 26, 2018 at 12:00
Gave mine to a friend actually.
Magoo
June 26, 2018 at 15:01
I will feel much less guilty now.
justlikemo
June 26, 2018 at 07:35
cos SARS took my money again 🙁
Skittle
June 26, 2018 at 07:36
I need it because I want it
Muhammad Ahmed Nana
June 26, 2018 at 08:17
I’m a sucker for entering competitions, even though I don’t usually win.
Allan Roodt
June 26, 2018 at 08:53
Have you ever had those days where you wake up and even your own dogs bark at you? One of those days where you check your whatsapp messages to see if anyone has said so much as “hi” but nothing from no one. Those days where you stand at work waiting at the cappuccino machine for the guy in front of you to finish pouring his cup just to see a load of dirty cups when its your turn? Do you know what it feels like to look in the mirror and ask yourself “what the hell happened to you?”. Every day the same routine over and over again like clock work while you age away, your hair getting thinner over the years and you not being as energetic as you used to, overhearing the guys at the office about the “hot chick they picked up at the club over the weekend” while you were,once again, at home eating 2 minute noodles. Maybe you are like me and you are reading this you hope that by some miracle you will finally get acknowledged and win something cool so you can show those that you also have something neat and different in your routine and maybe something different happen to you today for a change to stir up this rut. Who knows? Maybe you are like me and feel disgusted at your own reflection and you say to yourself………man, i wish i was a mielie.
…..oh and also the chick looks hot and i collect statues and I wanna do the eddy murphy ice cream song “you dont have a staaaatue, you didnt geeeeet none! Coz you are on the weeeeeelfare!…..”
AchtungBaby_
June 26, 2018 at 09:01
That looks so cool. I desperately need an awesome female character statue on my shelf. Lara Croft was so disappointing she is packed away in a box and I couldn’t afford Aloy. I don’t really like the Ciri statues I’ve seen. This one makes the cut though.
SSJKB
June 26, 2018 at 09:31
There is an empty display space in my living room, and this will look epic on display for everyone too see!
Allan Roodt
June 26, 2018 at 11:08
Have you ever had those days where you wake up and even your own dogs bark at you? One of those days where you check your whatsapp messages to see if anyone has said so much as “hi” but nothing from no one. Those days where you stand at work waiting at the cappuccino machine for the guy in front of you to finish pouring his cup just to see a load of dirty cups when its your turn? Do you know what it feels like to look in the mirror and ask yourself “what the hell happened to you?”. Every day the same routine over and over again like clock work while you age away, your hair getting thinner over the years and you not being as energetic as you used to, overhearing the guys at the office about the “hot chick they picked up at the club over the weekend” while you were,once again, at home eating 2 minute noodles. Maybe you are like me and you are reading this you hope that by some miracle you will finally get acknowledged and win something cool so you can show those that you also have something neat and different in your routine and maybe something different happen to you today for a change to stir up this rut. Who knows? Maybe you are like me and feel disgusted at your own reflection and you say to yourself………man, i wish i was a mielie.
…..oh and also the chick looks hot and i collect statues and I wanna do the eddy murphy ice cream song “you dont have a staaaatue, you didnt geeeeet none! Coz you are on the weeeeeelfare!…..”
Zaniel
June 26, 2018 at 11:50
An avid collector of unique figures, this will fit neatly next my current collection of DC Heriones!! She looks stunning! An envy of any fan.
PestControl
June 26, 2018 at 12:51
I NEED this – my psychologist suggested that my gaming addiction stems from my need of approval from my peers – seeing as this is guaranteed to induce jealousy levels of over 9000 I’m sure it will do the trick. Take that pikachu!
MaSeKind
June 26, 2018 at 14:34
I’ve already got a spot for it between Geralt and Fane. Also I need to diversify my collection with some females as well.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5369cd8106e6b45e8b4e5c715b789e751d0ec9dab2b148c63ba42805eed65be.jpg
Kikmi
June 26, 2018 at 14:56
to enforce my white male privilege pls and ty
(not really it just looks really really rad)
Craig "CrAiGiSh" Dodd
June 26, 2018 at 17:13
OW SWEET SUZIE !!!
Willmeister
June 27, 2018 at 02:06
It is very important that I get my hands on this statue. I’m trying to build a life-size, fully-functional version but I cannot seem to get the details right. Please, it is crucial that I get to stare at this up close for as long as possible. Or at least five to seven minutes at a time.
Khul
June 27, 2018 at 07:39
Please, please , please, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSSSSE !
Frice
June 27, 2018 at 13:32
It is something cool to have and I need the statue to upset my wife of course… 😉
I_am_Duffman!
June 27, 2018 at 15:17
I need it for research purposes.
I_am_Duffman!
July 2, 2018 at 16:06
Ah man. I haven’t won it yet.
Gerhard
June 28, 2018 at 08:52
I will gladly move my Darth Vader coffe mug one shelf down for this awesome statue…..also I am a middle child.
Deceased
June 28, 2018 at 15:04
This is one of those one-in-a-shittonne kind of deals, and…
I need this… for reasons… 😉
Christopher
July 4, 2018 at 23:54
I need this because I recently started a collection of gaming figures