Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles raises shell this weekend (Not here though), and by all accounts it sounds like a decent, if hardly special, kind of movie. I’m still a touch creeped out by the new Turtle designs, with Michelangelo and his perfect teeth being the main focus of that chill I feel down the base of my spine. Here’s a bunch of new images for the film, to show you what I mean.
Holy crap Splinter, you really do like your Wu Tang Clan music, don’t you? Also, Raphael looks like he could bench-press an entire floor of weightlifters who dig staring at their muscles in the gym mirrors. Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles stars Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner and the voices of Johnny Knoxville and Tony Shalhoub. Jonathan Liebesman directs. The film is out locally on September 19.
Last Updated: August 6, 2014