As far as sports go, Mixed Martial Arts is what happens when you combine not giving a crap with alcohol, actual skill and the kind of steel cage usually reserved for containing velociraptors. At the end of the day, somebody is going to get hurt and scientists are going to wonder how the human body can contain more spilled blood than the most violent Japanese animation torture porn available on the market. Over in the RS of A, we’ve got the Extreme Fighting Championship, and they’ve got some carnage planned in a couple of weeks.
Here’s your fight card for the night, that feature the usual assortment of okes blikseming one another like really, really hard on March 26:
Fight 01 – ?
To be announced
Fight 02 – Middleweight Fight
Gareth Sawyer vs Pupanga Tresor
Fight 03 – Welterweight Fight
Marcel Teniers vs Wayde Sage
Fight 04 – Lightweight Fight
Regis Muyambu vs Texier Kabesa
Fight 05 – Heavyweight Fight
Sors Grobbelaar vs Elvis Moyo
Fight 06 – Lightweight Fight
Igeu Kabesa vs Pietie Coxen
Fight 07 – Featherweight Fight
Hanru Botha vs Alain Ilunga
Fight 08 – Middleweight Fight
Wade Henderson vs Jason Culverwell
Fight 09 – Heavyweight Fight
Brendon Groenewald vs Vandam Mbuyi
Fight 10 – Bantamweight Fight
Leo Gloss vs Irshaad Sayed
Fight 11 – Heavyweight Fight
Christophe Walravens vs Bernardo Mikixi
Fight 12 – Light Heavyweight Fight
Norman Wessels vs Chris du Pont
Fight 13 – Middleweight Title Fight
Garreth McLellan vs JP Kruger
Bookings are now open at Ster Kinekor to go watch a live stream of the entire event, at the East Rand, Cavendish, Four Ways and Gateway branches. Alternatively, you can catch a live broadcast on SuperSport from 20:00 for the main event bouts, or stream the entire pay-per-view for $24.95.
Last Updated: March 18, 2014
March 20, 2014 at 23:17
Would have been a decent ad without the Saffa accents killing it. Will be watching though.