Welcome to The Extras! Monday Morning edition! Please excuse the mess, it was a rough weekend. You can find all the weekend news you missed next to that beer can pyramid in the corner. And I wouldn’t try that pizza if I were you. I think it growled at me earlier.
TODAY’S EXTRAS INCLUDE: George Clooney got work through an imaginary friend, Hermione and Ron are filthy rich, Tim Burton wants Robert Downey Jr to polish some wood, Gerard Butler exposes a wardrobe malfunction, Hugh Jackman steals some bread and Luke Skywalker impales some poor slave girl with his lightsaber.
Well now, if you’ll excuse me guys, I need to go pretend to be awake at my desk for the next few hours. If anybody asks, I just pray a lot.
Last Updated: January 9, 2012