Fee Fye Foe Fumm, I smell the papyrus of some JACK THE GIANT SLAYER posters!

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So where has Bryan Singer been since he decided to stop ruining Superman and concentrate on other magical epics instead? Why, he’s been filming a new take on a classic fable, in Jack the giant-slayer! We’ve already seen a trailer showing the monsters with out of control growth glands, but when it comes to posters, those humans with their smooth skin and flowing locks have hogged the limelight.

Well no more says people taller than me (ie: everyone)! Let’s see some characters that can smell the blood of an englishman instead, on some A1 scraps of promotional material!

And according to those old nursery rhymes, jittery talk show host Jimmy Fallon was one of the forgotten giants. Just kidding, Fallon is actually voiced and motion-captured by legendary actor Bill Nighy. The film stars Nicholas Hoult, Stanley Tucci, Ian McShane, Bill Nighy, Eleanor Tomlinson and Ewan McGregor and is out in March.

Last Updated: January 11, 2013

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