It’s not easy being Eastern European these days. In the past, the leading causes of death were alcohol poisoning, car accidents and organ theft, but now, whenever a death certificate is issued, the words “Liam Neeson” are stamped all over them.
Which is why the stuntmen on Taken 2 most likely had insurance premiums that were through the roof, when Liam Neeson renamed his fists to “Natural” and “Causes”.
Liam Neeson returns as Bryan Mills, the retired CIA agent with a particular set of skills who stopped at nothing to save his daughter Kim from Albanian kidnappers. When the father of one of the kidnappers swears revenge and takes Bryan and his wife hostage during their family vacation in Istanbul, Bryan enlists Kim to help them escape, and uses the same advanced level of special forces tactics to get his family to safety and systematically take out the kidnappers one by one.
Taken 2 arrives in October.
Last Updated: September 11, 2012
September 11, 2012 at 16:06
I want to say something to this, but alas, I am silenced in the awesome presence of Liam Neeson.
September 11, 2012 at 16:16
A tweet I came across yesterday:
“Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan and Darth Vader. He’s both Aslan and Zeus and punches wolves. Why the hell would you kidnap his family?!”
September 12, 2012 at 08:18
There is too much promo for this film. Before it hits the cinema we will have seen all of it.