I bet maybe only a few people will be reading this. And I don’t blame the rest of you for cheesing it and leaving us all alone. After all, you’ve got a long weekend ahead. We’ll still be here, cranking out content on Friday however, so fear not, your daily dose of poorly-disguised genitalia jokes will resume on Friday! And ladies, we haven’t forgotten about you either, as there are two IONs for the price of one!
I have no idea what a sexy man is supposed to look like.
In Other News: We thieve away into next-gen, Star Trek boldly goes nowhere, Fallout looks gorgeous once more, Phantasy Star close the borders to the filthy Gaijins and America declares war on peaceful magnets.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was too busy confusing funerals for birthdays. Who wants cake?
Star Trek: Infinite Space canned over lack of publisher
Rumour: Thief 4 switched to next-gen consoles
Mass Effect 3 Firefight pack is out now
Counter Strike Global Offensive discounted for Steam pre-orders
Fallout 3 is suddenly the best looking game on Earth
Yerli – Interest in Timesplitters 4 isn’t high enough
Arcade sticks will be compatible with Playstation All Star
Phantasy Star Online 2 is now Japan-only, sorry foreigners
Across the Networks
Amazon sells more ebooks than printed works
Is this what the iPhone 5 is going to look like in our hands?
The global arms trade, with pictures!
America wants to ban zen magnets
Guilty Pleasures – The Glimmer Man
Read about the untold origin of Bane from the Dark Knight Rises
GIT ON MY TEAM! Clint Eastwood returns to acting in this trailer for Trouble with the curve
Wait, so FOX is not trading Fantastic Four characters to Marvel now?
This new trailer for Judd Apatows This is 40, tells everyone’s story
Midweek Mouth Off – Age ain’t nothing but a number – Or is it?
We Review The Cabin in the woods – The smartest horror film you’ll ever see
It’s official, Joss Whedon will write and direct The Avengers 2, but wait, there’s more!
Model: Taylor Seinturier
Last Updated: August 8, 2012