This week has been dominated by Bloodborne talk, and I’m not ashamed to say that I’m feeling terribly left out. But then I just whip out my phone, load up this neat little game called Mr. Jump and basically experience the same over bearing, gruellingly difficult gaming experience. It’s just a pity I have to stop playing shortly after I start – unless Apple is keen to the idea of giving me a new phone every few hours.
In Other News: Bloodborne lets you get expressive with messages, Harley Quinn will kick off the Arkham Knight and Facebook is putting all its chips on Messenger.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy betting on how big patches will really get in the future.
News
Bloodborne: you can add gestures to your messages
Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove rocket skates to Kickstarter
Batman: Arkham Knight Prequel DLC Stars Harley Quinn
Bloodborne does work with PS4’s new Suspend/Resume mode, but only when offline
Destiny Of Spirits, Sony’s Free To Play Vita Game, Shutting Down On June 30
Stuff
Google will finally improve Chrome scrolling using a Microsoft invention
Being Bad at a Multiplayer Game, Yet Still Loving It. And The Importance of Matchmaking
In Facebook’s family of apps, Messenger is the new golden child
Spielberg to direct video game-themed adventure Ready Player One
Videos
Ori and the Blind Forest Super Meat Boy Easter Egg
Extra Credits – Four Realistic Predictions – What the Future Really Holds for Games
The Movies
Jeremy Clarkson has been sacked from TOP GEAR
Rumour: CAPTAIN MARVEL has already been cast and will appear on-screen very soon
IP MAN 3 to feature Mike Tyson and a CGI Bruce Lee!
Here’s your first look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in BATMAN V SUPERMAN
Model: Julie Christie
Last Updated: March 26, 2015
Metal Rabbit
March 26, 2015 at 16:03
Late to the party, as usual. What’s up with all the cats?!
Admiral Chief
March 26, 2015 at 16:04
OI, ESKOM! PUT OUR DAMN POWER BACK ON!
ReaperOfSquirrels
March 26, 2015 at 16:10
18:30 dude… 18:30.
Brady miaau
March 26, 2015 at 16:11
Yeah? I got 20:00 power off each time. At night. Each time. Got some solar lamps and stuff, but dammit it is annoying. Safety? I wonder sometimes
Admiral Chief
March 26, 2015 at 16:22
Same here. And that is my gaming golden time! From 20h00 to 23h00
F)($^&#*& bastards
stfenix
March 26, 2015 at 16:27
Our power is off till 10…. u guys are lucky with only your 2 hour breaks ;_;
Captain JJ the damned
March 26, 2015 at 16:48
We live on the cusp of the suburb, so the people across the street from us tend to have power when we don’t. Now that’s irritating.
Admiral Chief
March 27, 2015 at 08:45
Mmmmm cuspy!
HvR
March 26, 2015 at 16:43
You have too shout loader I can not hear you over my generator!!!!!
Admiral Chief
March 27, 2015 at 08:45
WHHAAAAAAAAT???? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY GENERATOR!!!
Blood Emperor Trevor
March 26, 2015 at 16:06
I wonder if she’d be interested in a Samsung gaming microwave? O_o
Hammersteyn
March 26, 2015 at 16:07
XD XD XD
ReaperOfSquirrels
March 26, 2015 at 16:07
Hometown: Durban
Phobias: Gheckos
Well that’s definitely the wrong place for that phobia.
Reidroc
March 26, 2015 at 16:15
Living in Durban for the last 3 years I learned to hate those little wall poopers.
Scruff304
March 27, 2015 at 07:41
I’ve come to love them. And by love them I mean tolerate them. As long as they are munching on the mozzies and other flying bugs, I’ll deal.
BurnZ
March 26, 2015 at 16:31
thousands in East London dude! THOUSANDS!!
HvR
March 26, 2015 at 16:45
It is not like they can make East London shittier than it already is
BurnZ
March 27, 2015 at 06:40
True bro, very true
Captain JJ the damned
March 26, 2015 at 16:47
Haha. That takes me back. Man, those things were everywhere.
HvR
March 26, 2015 at 16:58
I promised myself I will not do it, but I did it last night and my god was it bad.
Lardus-Resident Perve
March 26, 2015 at 17:19
Redelik pragtig…maak my dag!