Ok, let’s see. Noelle can have the cyanide capsules, Lourens says that he wants a length of rope, Kervyn can take the loaded gun, and I’ll use this knife to stab myself in the face.
Because of those four scenarios, any of them would be preferable to watching another “parody” film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer again. And this time, they’ve got The Hunger Games in their cross-hairs.
Movie molesters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are indeed back, as their next attempt to murder cinema will be called The Starving Games. As usual, they won’t just be targeting one film for a merciless barrage of cheap jokes and gags that ran out of fashion several years ago, but will include other recent blockbusters as well.
For those of you who are unaware of them, they’re the twosome behind such modern day disasterpieces such as Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans and Vampires Suck.
So Avengers, Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes fans beware, because once again, there most likely won’t be a single iota of funny in their project. Heat Vision has reported that the duo have found their lead actress in Maiara “The Vampire Diaries” Walsh, who will play the role Kantmiss Evershot…sweet Christmas but that is lazy.
In addition to Walsh, Brant “Pretty Little Liars” Daugherty will play the parody version of Gale, with shooting scheduled to begin later this week in New Orleans.
Now where did I put that knife?
Last Updated: October 24, 2012