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It’s a done deal! Disney-Fox merger is now complete!

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All hail our new rodent overlords! Yes, the House of Mouse has taken its biggest step so far in what is clearly a campaign for world domination as Disney’s acquisition of Fox is now complete as of midnight 20 March 2019 (which is still in a couple of hours once the US catches up to us). This merger is nothing short of historic, as it’s one of the biggest deals the industry has ever seen and will see Disney take control of all of Fox’s movie and TV assets.

Disney first announced their intention to purchase Fox’s assets back in December 2017. While Fox had from the start declared Disney to be their top pick for the deal, things were complicated when Comcast threw their potential buyer hat into the ring. A bidding war ensued, but Disney ended up on top, eventually agreeing to a deal that would see them pay Fox an eye-watering $71.3 billion (up from the original offer of $52 billion) along with stock options in Disney itself. For that ludicrous sum of money, Disney would get Twentieth Century Fox, Fox Searchlight Pictures, Fox 2000 Pictures, Fox Family and Fox Animation; Fox’s television creative units, Twentieth Century Fox Television, FX Productions and Fox21; FX Networks; National Geographic Partners; Fox Networks Group International; Star India; and Fox’s interests in Hulu, Tata Sky and Endemol Shine Group. Fox would meanwhile spin off their news and sports broadcast networks into the newly minted Fox Corporation.

If you want to read the really boring legalese giving the breakdowns of all the entities, you can go read Fox’s official press release. Disney has released its own press release which at least sounds like it was written by a real human being. In the announcement, Walt Disney Company CEO Bob Iger stated that “This is an extraordinary and historic moment for us—one that will create significant long-term value for our company and our shareholders. Combining Disney’s and 21st Century Fox’s wealth of creative content and proven talent creates the preeminent global entertainment company, well positioned to lead in an incredibly dynamic and transformative era.”

What this means for us is that the House of Mouse now owns some of the biggest movie and TV franchises in history, including Avatar, The Simpsons, Die Hard, Alien, X-Files, Family Guy and Home Alone. Of course, widely considered to be the crown jewels in the acquisition, is the fact that the Disney-owned Marvel will now finally get back the cinematic rights to the X-Men, Deadpool, and Fantastic Four which the comic publisher sold off to help stave off bankruptcy decades ago. For the first time since they’ve started making their own movies, Marvel will now finally be able to use all their characters in their own cinematic universe. Excelsior!

Unfortunately, this united MCU that fans have been dreaming of for years comes at a steep price, and I’m not just talking about all the zeroes on the cheque Disney has to sign over. According to a report from THR, this merger of the two conglomerates will see a potential 7 500 employees on both sides of the aisle lose their jobs. Ouch.

One other very interesting detail in all of this is that Disney will also take over Fox’s 30% stake in Hulu giving it the majority ownership of the streaming service. What makes this intriguing is that Disney is about to launch Disney+, the studio’s own streaming service, which means it technically just became its own competitor. To be fair though, with Disney+ being pegged for family-friendly fare, owning Hulu will give Disney a home for their more adult content. This will possibly include a resurrection of the now defunct Marvel/Netflix shows like Daredevil and The Punisher. So all hope is not lost, Iron Fist fans. All 13 of you!

On top of this, there’s also the fact that Disney now also owns Fox’s distribution rights for the Star Wars Original Trilogy. Maybe we will now finally get that re-release of the theatrical versions of the films instead of George Lucas’ Special Editions, which fans have been crying for for ages now. After all, a re-release is sure to make a ton of money, and Disney has never shirked an opportunity for that.

So what do you guys think of the deal being complete? Of course, as a fan of Marvel’s work – and also totally not a fan of what Fox has done with their characters – I couldn’t be happier. However, the job losses and anti-trust concerns do sour things a bit. It’s often joked about, but we are legit witnessing the start of the monstrous megacorps sci-fi writers used to just postulate about. This is Disney’s world now, and we’re just living in it.

Last Updated: March 20, 2019

36 Comments

  1. RinceThis

    March 20, 2019 at 10:09

    This is how the beginning of the end starts!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 20, 2019 at 10:19

      Not with a bang, but with an “oh boy!”

      Reply

    • Kromas

      March 20, 2019 at 10:19

      Still a better movie than Fan 4 Tastic.

      Reply

      • Pariah

        March 20, 2019 at 10:19

        Twilight was a better movie than that. So…

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        • Kromas

          March 20, 2019 at 10:19

          True. I wager Mario Bros was a better movie. 😛

          Reply

  2. Dutch Matrix

    March 20, 2019 at 10:09

    So does it meant that the Alien Queen is now a Disney villain? Does that make Ripley a Disney princess?

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    • Pariah

      March 20, 2019 at 10:09

      I’m not so sure “princess” is how I’d describe her. Queen, maybe.

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      • Dutch Matrix

        March 20, 2019 at 10:09

        No man. Princess to fit in with Ariel and Rapunzel and Jasmine and the rest. THINK MERCHANDISE, MAN!!!

        Reply

        • Pariah

          March 20, 2019 at 10:19

          Malificent. Much stronger than fucking Rapunzel or ditsy Ariel.

          Reply

    • Kromas

      March 20, 2019 at 10:19

      Does that mean the alien hybrid Ripley gave birth to is also a Disney princess?

      Reply

  3. Dutch Matrix

    March 20, 2019 at 10:19

    Just think of the kick ass rides we’ll get.

    LV-427. A roller coaster of screams and thrills! Twists and turns!

    And the joy of getting your face splashed with acid as you zoom past the Alien Queen!

    Reply

    • Kromas

      March 20, 2019 at 10:19

      Getting Xeno acid splashed in your face is still less disappointing than Prometheus.

      Reply

      • Dutch Matrix

        March 20, 2019 at 10:29

        Getting ass-hugged by a retarded Xenomorph is more fun than Prometheus.

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        • Pariah

          March 20, 2019 at 10:29

          I have so many questions, but the only one that matters is: “how the hell do you know that?”

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          • Dutch Matrix

            March 20, 2019 at 10:43

            Oh I get ass hugged by aggressive aliens almost daily.

        • Original Heretic

          March 20, 2019 at 10:36

          Ass-hugged?

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          • Dutch Matrix

            March 20, 2019 at 10:43

            Yes. So instead of going for the face like a normal face hugger xenomorph would, Mr Retardo goes for the ass.

          • Original Heretic

            March 20, 2019 at 10:43

            I get that, but for some people it might be enjoyable.

          • Dutch Matrix

            March 20, 2019 at 10:44

            Until the baby comes.

          • Original Heretic

            March 20, 2019 at 10:44

            If oral application causes a chest burster, what does anal application cause? Urethral burster?

          • BradeLunner

            March 21, 2019 at 13:58

            Holy shit I just loll’d at my new job where I should be working

        • Guz

          March 20, 2019 at 12:00

          Ass-hugger!!! Gonna for sure use that one in the future hahaha!

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        • th3SiCn3ss

          March 20, 2019 at 12:45

          Disney cool nie man… ugh…. 🙂

          Reply

      • Original Heretic

        March 20, 2019 at 10:36

        I was saw a guy suck pretty concentrated acid up via pipette. He erred and a bit got in his mouth. The basin was right next to him and he started spitting and washing his mouth out.
        It was less than 5 seconds, but there were still bit of flesh in there.

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        • Guz

          March 20, 2019 at 12:00

          Why the F*&K would anyone want to suck up acid?

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          • Original Heretic

            March 20, 2019 at 13:05

            It was for a chemistry experiment. Varsity studies and all.
            We all did it properly, he screwed up.

  4. Magoo

    March 20, 2019 at 10:53

    2020: BREAKING: Disney buys Elon Musk, sends Mickey Mouse to Mars and burns ears on moon
    2022: BREAKING: Disney buys Africa, turns half continent into movie set, other half to PR department
    2024: BREAKING: Disney buys earth, calls it Disneylands
    2025: BREAKING: Disney buys universe, sues dark matter for trespassing

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    • RinceThis

      March 20, 2019 at 10:53

      bwahahahah! I like that last one 🙂

      Reply

      • Magoo

        March 20, 2019 at 10:53

        Hey you!
        Yes you, the one with the nothing!
        Get off my property!

        Reply

  5. Mikit0707

    March 20, 2019 at 11:01

    Just give me my Star Wars original trilogy upscaled to 4K and I’ll be happy with Disney owning whatever the shit they want.

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  6. Guz

    March 20, 2019 at 12:00

    One concern I have with all of the control they have is they can easily influence “the world narrative” to suit their need as they will control most of the content that we consume to influence people

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  7. G8crasha

    March 20, 2019 at 13:45

    Am I scared! Hell yes. The very idea of competition is declining rapidly. Google owns the Internet and cellphone OS industry (and by extension, the cellphone industry), Disney is going to own the entertainment industry, Spotify pretty much owns the music streaming industry, Netflix owns the video streaming industry, and Amazon owns the online retail industry. Unless you have oodles of cash, how can you even begin to compete against these behemoths.

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  8. Tbone187

    March 20, 2019 at 15:52

    So many more franchises to cockup, so much time to do so!

    Reply

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