More people enter The Tomb of Sylvester Stallone

3 min read

I’ve got a theory about Sly Stallone. Despite being somewhat, old, the man has yet to accept this, and is doing whatever he can to avoid showing his age.

Some might say that he regulalry overdoses on Human Growth Hormones, while others probably think that he pays regular visits to a plastic surgeon. Me? I think that he’s found a way to absorb testosterone from the atmosphere around him, granting him increased longevity.

Why else would he he be making a second Expendables film, and a prison-break movie at his age? It might be the only way for his symbiosis to work, as he has lined up some more tough guy actors for his other film, The Tomb.

Alongside Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, legendary british person Vinnie Jones has joined the cast, alongside Jim Caviezel, Vincent D’Onofrio, Amy Ryan and Curtis “Fiddy cents” Jackson.

Stallone has his work cut out for him, as he has to escape jail, but the new additions to the cast aren’t all convicts that are ready to join him in a break for freedom.

D’Onofrio will be playing the deputy director of the prison that Stallone finds himself in, while Vinnie Jones will be dipping into his inner Kurgan and will play the role of a guard. We have a sneaking suspicion that he might be a bit on the sadistic side.

Read  NYCC: The Kingpin and Bullseye are here in new Daredevil season 3 trailer

Amy Ryan fills out the cast as Stallones not-in-jail business partner, while it’s unclear yet as to which role Fiddy will have the film. Meh, it’ll probably be another prisoner yearning for freedom.

For those of you who are still wondering what the film is actually about, here’s the IMDB synopsis;

Ray Breslin is the world’s foremost authority on structural security. After analyzing every high security prison and learning a vast array of survival skills so he can design escape-proof prisons, his skills are put to the test.

He’s framed and incarcerated in a master prison he designed himself. He needs to escape and find the person who put him behind bars.

And if you’re looking for a primer film to see what exactly Stallone does when he’s incarcerated, then check out Lock Up. It has Donald Sutherland!

Last Updated: April 5, 2012

Darryn Bonthuys

Something wrong gentlemen? You come here prepared to read the words of a madman, and instead found a lunatic obsessed with comics, Batman and Raul Julia's M Bison performance in the 1994 Street Fighter movie? Fine! Keep your bio! In fact, now might be a good time to pray to it!

Check Also

NYCC: The Kingpin and Bullseye are here in new Daredevil season 3 trailer

For months now, fans had been speculating that new Daredevil season 3 cast addition Wilson…