This week, marks the beginning of the end of 2016. And as I don my armour from X-Men: Apocalypse and boots to give me some lift, I remind you that everything that 2016 has built will fall! And from the ashes of that year, we’ll build a new one! A better one! Also, this entire rant has absolutely nothing to do with a staff debate about which flavour of milkshake is the best.
Clearly, anyone who says anything other than peanut butter is in league with maniacs. Clearly.
In Other News: The Division wants more fan feedback, Morphie’s Law sounds promising and revisiting Ico.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy giving Al grief for buying Milo in a cone.
News
The Division devs are inviting players to their studio next year for “serious game talks”
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ gets a January launch date and a creepy teaser
Battlefield 1’s Giant’s Shadow first-look livestream kicks off tonight
In FPS Morphie’s Law, you grow bigger every time you shoot someone
Adult Swim-backed run and gun Rise & Shine looks slick
Sea of Solitude named as second EA Originals title
The Resident Evil 7 demo is now on Xbox One
Xbox: It’s been a challenging year for UK games market
Stuff
Miyamoto’s Minecraft regret
Grief and Gyaradoses: my time with Pokémon Sun
Unreleased Akira game found for the GameBoy
DF Retro: Ico on PS2 revisited
Videos
What’s on at The Movies
This new trailer for season 4 of SHERLOCK loves you
Alex Kurtzman reveals X-MEN influence behind design of THE MUMMY
This first trailer for WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES gave you mercy
Someone is going to bleed out in this trailer for war drama THE WALL
Last Updated: December 12, 2016
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 12, 2016 at 16:02
I’ve had a peanut butter milkshake. Darryn is having one of his daily broken watch moments.
Original Heretic
December 12, 2016 at 16:08
Peanut butter milkshake?!
Milkshake brings the boys to the yard….for nuts?
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 12, 2016 at 16:10
They think it’s bringing them for nuts. I think it’s bringing them for an ice bath & a rusty knife.
Original Heretic
December 12, 2016 at 16:17
Sweet pork and kidney pie?
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 12, 2016 at 22:14
Long pork…
Original Heretic
December 13, 2016 at 08:10
Bleh. Silly mistake on my part. I was thinking of an apocalypse story I’m busy working on (that I’m currently quite steeped in, hence my confusion), where human meat is packaged as “sweet pork”. Beware the sweet veal….
HairyEwok
December 12, 2016 at 16:12
Milkshake – The Documentary
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Ottokie
December 12, 2016 at 16:09
“peanut butter milkshake”
That sounds magnificent!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 12, 2016 at 16:10
It’s fabulous! *waits*
Ottokie
December 12, 2016 at 16:11
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Captain JJ
December 12, 2016 at 16:16
Ubisoft has been doing this fan-feedback thing a lot now.
Maybe they’re really trying to turn a new leaf here.
Ottokie
December 12, 2016 at 16:18
Yes it’s called Vivendi 😛
GooseZA
December 12, 2016 at 16:52
Lime milkshake or GTFO.