Get your popcorn out, sit down, abandon all pants and prepare to watch some TV! Here’s what’s coming to the airwaves and digital streaming services, soon.
Agents of SHIELD – M-Net 101
What role does Bill Paxton play in the latest episode? It might possibly have something to do with TAHITI, an acronym which is probably going to sound way too damn long when it’s explained.
Coulson goes on the attack to save Skye – enlisting the aid of Ward’s former S.O. John Garrett (Bill Paxton) — and uncovers shocking truths about his own life and S.H.I.E.L.D.
It’s the final episode for this series, and most likely the series finale as well based on the viewership numbers. Expect some loose ends to be tied up, as the mystery surrounding the Kennex clan is finally cleared up:
Det. Kennex (Karl Urban) and Dorian (Michael Ealy) investigate a string of murders by a copycat of a serial killer whom Kennex’s father (guest star John Diehl) put in jail. As the investigation unfolds, biotechnology from the future sheds light on crimes of the past. Meanwhile, Dorian receives his performance evaluation since being reactivated.
LANA! This week, Arcehr Vice continues, with the ISIS gang attempting to get Kenny Loggins to perform at Lana’s baby shower. Which they should have done weeks ago.
Arrow – M-Net 101
The battle between Oliver and Slade Wilson/Deathstroke heats up this week, as hero and villain reveale the first time that they ever slapped a mask on and took to the streets/island.
Oliver (Stephen Amell) is shocked when he learns that Slade (Manu Bennett) has come to Starling City. Back on the island, as Oliver, Slade and Sara (Caity Lotz) prepare to take over the freighter from Ivo (guest star Dylan Neal), Sara pulls Oliver aside and tells him he needs to kill Ivo to prevent him from telling Slade what happened with Shado. Oliver feels immense guilt over the situation but realizes Slade’s growing rage from the Mirakuru makes him unpredictable and he could turn on his friends if he thinks Oliver is to blame. Oliver agrees to kill Ivo and the battle begins.
Beauty and the Beast
Pulling a Twilight, it looks like Gabe has some competition in the Kat affection department when Vincent enters the picture:
Feeling pulled between her current boyfriend and her ex, Cat (Kristin Kreuk) has to decide between Gabe (Sendhil Ramamurthy) and Vincent (Jay Ryan). While Cat and Vincent work together to save Sam’s (guest star Tom Everett Scott) latest victim, Cat’s decision gets complicated when she and Vincent find themselves in a compromising situation.
Bugger the civilised world, Professor Hickey is going full-on survivalist this week on Community.
Dean Pelton (Jim Rash) invites two designers to Greendale to beta test their new social networking Application. What starts as a fun social interaction of ranking classmates turns into an all-out class war as Greendale students compete for the highest score. Jeff (Joel McHale) and Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown) battle for supremacy, while Britta (Gillian Jacobs) rails against the very concept. Meanwhile, Professor Hickey (Jonathan Banks) goes underground – literally – until the whole thing blows over.
Peter Griffin has to face the death of his mother this week, and also the horror of crapping of his pants.
When Peter’s mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
Resurrection – Hulu
The new hit series continues to get weirder, as long-dead people mysteriously reappear without a scratch. It’s just a flesh wound!
In “The Returned,” an 8-year-old American boy (Landon Gimenez) wakes up alone in a rice paddy in a rural Chinese province with no idea how he got there. Details start to emerge when the boy, who calls himself Jacob, recalls that his hometown is Arcadia, and an Immigration agent, J. Martin Bellamy (Omar Epps), takes him there. The home he claims as his own is occupied by a 60-year-old couple, Henry (Kurtwood Smith) and Lucille Langston (Frances Fisher), who lost their son, Jacob, more than 30 years ago.
While they look different, young Jacob recognizes them as his parents. Lucille is overjoyed at the seeming miracle of her son’s reappearance. Henry is reluctant to accept that Jacob is back. Those closest to the family want answers, including Sheriff Fred Langston (Matt Craven), whose wife Barbara drowned 30 years ago while trying to save Jacob, and Fred’s daughter, Maggie (Devin Kelley), a local doctor. Pastor Tom Hale (Mark Hildreth) seeks a spiritual reason for what’s happening in his community. When things take an even more shocking turn, Maggie’s life-long friend, Elaine Richards (Samaire Armstrong), finds herself drawn into Arcadia’s growing mystery.
Revolution – M-Net Series Showcase 113
What if the lights had never gone off for Aaron? That’s the episode for Revolution this week, as the chap finds himself in a fantasy that just isn’t quite right.
Aaron (Zak Orth) awakes to find himself in a world with power, married to Priscilla (Maureen Sebastian) and running his company. As he gets the feeling that something isn’t quite right, familiar faces begin to appear.
The Simpsons – Vuzu 116
Welcome villain Sideshow Bob returns once again, putting his brilliant scientific mind to good (and possibly nefarious use) in this week’s episode.
Lisa discovers that Sideshow Bob has become the chief scientist of a massive chemical engineering company, but the two of them bond over their appreciation for high-culture. In the meantime, Marge’s attempt to preach healthy sexual practices to a teen church group backfires.
The Vampire Diaries – Vuzu 116
Olga looks for her mom, Matt has another plan and Jeremy needs the help of Liv, on this, the neck veins of our lives.
While Nadia (guest star Olga Fonda) remembers her centuries-long search for her mother, Stefan (Paul Wesley), Caroline (Candice Accola) and Matt (Zach Roerig) come up with a desperate new plan to save Elena’s (Nina Dobrev) life. For the second time, Bonnie (Kat Graham) and Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) must turn to Liv (guest star Penelope Mitchell) for help. Damon baits Tyler (Michael Trevino) into a nasty confrontation, then takes off to seek revenge on Dr. Wes (guest star Rick Cosnett). Caroline and Tyler come to a new understanding. Finally, Bonnie learns of a terrifying secret that will threaten the lives of all her friends.
True Detective – M-Net 101
17 years after the Dora Lange murder, Hart and Cole discover a new clue that might finally lead them to the true identity of the Yellow King.
Vikings – History Channel 186
The English are about to learn that the only thing more fearsome than being mocked by the French, is having a pissed-off horde of Vikings knocking at their castle door with some back-up.
Four peaceful years have since passed with Ragnar as Earl. The time has come for an unlikely alliance to band together in pursuit of a common goal–a new raid on England. A storm pushes the Viking fleet to a new destination, and on the beaches of Wessex, Ragnar and his men may have met their match.
The Walking Dead – FOX 125
This week’s episode goes overboard with some leftover fog effects, like a dodgy disco.
As one group finds what may be an ideal shelter, another group comes to realise that the best protection comes from those around them.
Check your local DTSV guide for exact show times.
Last Updated: March 10, 2014