Sofia Vergara is a leather-clad maneater in this first on-set footage from MACHETE KILLS

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Generally the words “Sofia Vergara”, “leather”, “fish-nets” and “whip” only go together in our loveliest dreams. Luckily for us though, this vision is completely real, as we get our first look at the Colombian bombshell showing off her feminine wiles on the set of Robert Rodriguez’ grindhouse sequel Machete Kills.

Only thing throwing a damper on this Latino party is the fact that the video was made by her son, Manolo. Yeah, creepy ewwwww indeed.

Manolo runs his own online reality series called “Mi Vida con Toty” – which according to Google translate means “My Life with Toty” which is just far too easy a joke to make – and he was able to record some footage on-set of his mother shooting some scenes with her co-star, Machete himself, Danny Trejo.

OK, even though I had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of this video, I still feel like need to apologize to you guys for every second that Manolo was actively talking. “Butter Knife?” Seriously? Machete don’t text and he sure as hell don’t spread no “buttery justice!”

In other news, how damn cool are those Machete sneakers?

We unfortunately have no confirmed release date yet for the next bloody adventure of Mexico’s greatest ex-Federale, as he gets recruited by the US government to stop a vicious arms dealer (Mel Gibson) from launching a deadly missile strike into space.

Last Updated: July 6, 2012

Kervyn Cloete

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