WARNING: While this review is kept free of any significant plot details, there is some discussion about certain aspects of the film that some may consider minor spoilers. If you want to watch this movie completely fresh, then rather turn back now.

It took all of five seconds into Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker before I uttered my first “Wait, what?” as writer/director JJ Abrams just casually dropped a narrative bomb so unexpected that it would make Rian Johnson beam with pride. Johnson, of course, being the auteur behind The Last Jedi, the preceding middle chapter in this latest Star Wars trilogy and undoubtedly the most divisive entry in the entire 43-year old franchise. In The Last Jedi Johnson (in)famously pulled the rug out from under a few million collective feet as his plot consistently upended expectations and blew apart fan theories like Death Stars. With the bombastically surprising way Abrams kicks off The Rise of Skywalker, you would expect a direct continuation of that subversive streak. You would mostly be wrong.

What Abrams has instead done is essentially make a sequel to The Force Awakens, his own 2015 genesis of this modern-day Disney-run Star Wars era. Both in terms of narrative and aesthetics, it’s clear that this is the same filmmaker, wrapping up the same ideas he first conceived four years ago. And there is a wrap-up. Getting answers to all the mysteries and puzzles fans have obsessed over for years now – not an assured thing given Abrams’ frustrating “mystery box” past – was high on my priority list for this film, and here Abrams and co-screenwriter Chris Terrio delivered fully. Disney has insisted at every opportunity that this is the culmination of the entire Skywalker saga that was first begun by George Lucas in 1977 and the House of Mouse wasn’t lying.

The Rise of Skywalker is a rousing, statuesque effort, its scale fitting to its momentous stature. As orphaned-junkrat-turned-Jedi-in-training Rey (Daisy Ridley), hearty ex-Stormtrooper Finn (John Boyega), hotshot pilot Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) and the rest of the remnants of the Resistance try desperately to find a way out from under the bootheel of the First Order once again, titanic events that bellow “FINALE!” at the top of their metaphorical voices are set into motion. There are dramatic lightsaber battles on waves-battered wrecks, swarming space dogfights of epic proportions, bold new locations and characters (more on those later) to seize the imagination, and Force powers the magnitude of which the franchise has never before seen on-screen (Oh and the sci-fi equivalent of the Achy Breaky Heart line dance). With Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) aka the son of Han Solo and Leia Organa having fully embraced the Dark Side and ascended to the role of Supreme Leader of the First Order, Jedi Master Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) having sacrificed his life, and a certain cackling Emperor seemingly back from the dead, the stakes have never been higher.

The problem is that while a lot of The Rise of Skywalker’s 2h15-ish runtime consists of events of the inspiring, fist-pumping ilk that first made us fall in love with Star Wars to begin with, others left me befuddled at their clunkiness. There are arcs and plot threads here that feel like they most definitely are the grandiose payoffs for ideas first germinated in The Force Awakens (things I wish I could talk about in detail as they actually explain some inconsistencies in that film), but it’s excruciatingly obvious in hindsight that these ideas needed the further nurturing that should have happened in The Last Jedi.

I’ve made no bones about the fact that I was in favour of Johnson’s completely maverick character plotting in that film. I felt that some of his choices – as unpopular as they may have been with certain fans – left Star Wars in an exciting, creatively potent position where anything could happen. Now, in retrospect after the decisions that Abrams makes here, The Last Jedi just seems out of place, a fevered dream sequence right in the middle of the trilogy’s biggest story. Do some deeper digging and squinting into the light just right, and you can see some threads tie it all together cohesively, but they’re so ethereal that most are going to miss it.

But it’s not just that possible relegation of The Last Jedi that’s the issue though. Several of those big rah-rah finale moments that Abrams would have you applaud for rapturously definitely deserve that adulation – there’s a palpable satisfying finality to them that had me grinning. And then other “big” moments just… appear out of nowhere. Character arcs and story points we never even knew existed spring forth out of the ether fully-formed, appearing and resolving all within a single scene, devoid of all the dramatic heft they should have. And in the case of the film’s final act, Abrams and co make some really silly decisions, just ticking off entries on fan wish lists even if they make very little sense narratively. “May the Force be with you”? More like “May the forced plot points be with you”.

We can’t really fault the actors bringing those moments to life though. And I mean that literally in the case of Carrie Fisher who tragically passed away before she could film her scenes as Leia for this movie. Abrams got around that by digitally splicing in unused footage of her from the previous movies to still give the much-beloved Leia a resolution, but the stilted dialogue as her co-stars have to talk around her pre-recorded lines and the over-abundance of close-up shots so as to hide that she isn’t really interacting with anybody gets a bit obvious. That’s a minor quibble though, especially considering what the filmmakers had to work with.

And when it comes to the rest of the cast, fans will be happy to know that the trio of Rey, Finn, and Poe finally spend huge swathes of the film together and the chemistry between Ridley, Boyega, and Isaac is every bit as palpable as you would hope it to be. Ridley, along with Driver, has to do most of the dramatic lifting again and they both do it very well, but it’s Isaac who really shines, especially when in scenes with gold-helmeted newcomer Zori Bliss (Keri Russell).

She’s one of two new major additions to the cast, with the other being Resistance ally Jannah (Naomi Ackie). Both newcomers tick all those hard-to-define boxes that make a memorable Star Wars character, seemingly stepping right off the script page complete with an intriguing past and a hook for us wanting to know more purely through their great character design and screen presence. I wish we could have spent more time with them, but I guess that was the whole intention.

One of the reasons why we have to cut short our time with these new faces is because The Rise of Skywalker seriously moves, hopping between bursts of hyperspace velocity frequently. There are appreciably moments of quieter character contemplation and even heartbreaking sorrow, but the action – and wit – barrels along for the most part. Hell, even C-3PO gets a couple of great zingers here. There’s nothing in Abrams’ repertoire that can match the eye-searingly beautiful visuals of The Last Jedi though, but this is still one very good-looking film and the filmmaker makes sure it’s always exciting with thrillingly designed action beats. An early hyperspace chase sequence and a later battle on top of a star destroyer deserve to be seen on the biggest and best screen possible.

As great as the spectacle may be, wrapping up over four decades of Star Wars was always going to be a herculean task that would probably never please everybody. And thanks to Abrams choosing to both appease fans and attempt big creative moves despite the disparity between those two goals, that’s exactly what’s happened. Barring all the high-sheen polish sci-fi blockbuster entertainment that this film brings to the table, there are going to be some of you that will be gravely disappointed in what Abrams has done here, while others will love it unequivocally. I’m finding myself somewhere closer to the centre of that spectrum. The Rise of Skywalker doesn’t rise all the way to the top for me.

Last Updated: December 19, 2019

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Is Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker an epic, thrilling conclusion to the entire Skywalker saga that answers all your questions? Definitely, yes. But it's also a bumpy ride to get there that won't leave everybody satisfied as writer/director JJ Abrams tries to serve a few too many masters here.
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95 Comments

  1. JJ should’ve made this a two parter. Part one : fix TLJ, part two : conclude the saga.

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    • Son of Banana Jim

      December 19, 2019 at 09:17

      The sad thing is, they could have made life easier for themselves if they dealt with Rian’s turd of a movie and script (preferably before it was released). Simple cuts and re-edits and we wouldn’t have two trash fires, and one featuring a deceased elderly lady.

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    • cloudzn

      December 19, 2019 at 09:30

      Its Jar Jar

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    • Kervyn Cloete

      December 19, 2019 at 09:30

      Thing is, every single Star Wars trilogy has been made on the fly, without a completely whole plan in place, resulting in the filmmakers need to smooth over the cracks. The difference is just that JJ makes those cracks between the chapters far more prominent precisely because they try to fix some stuff about TLJ (and note: They’re not tossing out all of TLJ’s work, just tweaking certain stuff. Ironically the stuff I never thought needed any fixing).

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 19, 2019 at 09:36

        Just seems that they’ve tried to squash everything into one movie from what I’ve read

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      • Jason Klawon

        December 19, 2019 at 16:13

        Fixing Last Jedi but sacrificing “Return of the Jedi” to plug the hole is going to backfire on Abrams.

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  2. Yozzie

    December 19, 2019 at 09:17

    Yesterday it was a conga line of tweets how amazing this movie was and now here we are with a 7/10 that we all know is just a nice way to say its actually 0/10.

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    • Son of Banana Jim

      December 19, 2019 at 09:48

      That was the inevitable first wave of the shill media – the guys whose opinions you can safely discard. Most of them were handpicked by Disney for their VIP screening.

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  3. Son of Banana Jim

    December 19, 2019 at 09:17

    Kervyn, is Rey’s marysuechlorians off the charts and is there at least some explanation for why she’s so powerful – except for (spoiler)?

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  4. G8crasha

    December 19, 2019 at 09:17

    This movie is being torn apart by so many critics. Personally, as long as it wraps up the saga in a neat present, I’ll be happy with the movie. There are many more stories to tell in the Star Wars universe that are not linked to Skywalker!

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    • Son of Banana Jim

      December 19, 2019 at 09:17

      At least we have the Mandalorian. This week’s episode was particularly awesome.

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      • RinceThis

        December 19, 2019 at 11:46

        The episode that felt like a filler? Oh wait, that’s all of them so far.

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 19, 2019 at 09:36

      • G8crasha

        December 19, 2019 at 10:26

        There may not be cannon, but there are definitely many more stories you could draw from what is already out in the wild, from games to TV series.

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 19, 2019 at 11:15

          It was canon though, till Disney decreed it wasn’t

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      • For the Emperor!

        December 19, 2019 at 13:10

        Perhaps the problem is they might not “own the rights” to those sources? I don’t know. Perhaps they just don’t want to share credit for on-screen adaptations? But yeah, that person is clueless regarding SW and SW lore

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 19, 2019 at 13:20

          Yeah

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        • Son of Banana Jim

          December 19, 2019 at 13:25

          I would imagine most of it would be covered under the relevant licenses, but yeah… I have no clue. Maybe, Disney just wanted to start anew – for no good reason whatsoever….

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        • Son of Banana Jim

          December 19, 2019 at 13:25

          I would imagine most of it would be covered under the relevant licenses, but yeah… I have no clue. Maybe, Disney just wanted to start anew – for no good reason whatsoever….

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      • For the Emperor!

        December 19, 2019 at 13:12

        We need a Revan movie or series or series of movies!!!!

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    • Kervyn Cloete

      December 19, 2019 at 09:30

      This movie will definitely play better with the less extreme members of the audience. There’s a lot to still like here and it’s quite entertaining often.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 19, 2019 at 09:30

      That’s all I want too. I’m going to watch the end of the saga no matter what anyone says, and if it turns out to be a clusterfuck like the last movie then that’s what it is. Might like it, might not, either way life continues.

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      • Jason Klawon

        December 19, 2019 at 16:27

        So much imagination bringing Palpatine back, right? What a joke.

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    • Jason Klawon

      December 19, 2019 at 16:27

      Palpatine being resurrected to ensure Luke’s arc was a complete failure is ridiculous.

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  5. Jacques Van Zyl

    December 19, 2019 at 09:17

    Thanks, but this just reminds me why Star TREK is the superior space related franchise. 😛

    **Runs**

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    • Son of Banana Jim

      December 19, 2019 at 09:17

      I’ve said this for years 😛

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      • cloudzn

        December 25, 2019 at 14:16

        Ships are better, space battles not only look better but actually make sense (dropping bombs in space ?)

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    • For the Emperor!

      December 19, 2019 at 09:36

      Why run when you can set a course, specify a Warp Speed and say ‘Engage’ in an authoraitive voice? Or are you a ‘red shirt’? ?

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    • cloudzn

      December 19, 2019 at 09:30

      Agreed, have you tried Star Trek online

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      • Jacques Van Zyl

        December 19, 2019 at 12:27

        I have and enjoy it for the most part to run my weekly missions with friends. Though I keep being drawn back to EVE online, over and over.

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  6. Son of Banana Jim

    December 19, 2019 at 08:57

    *Reads Kervyn’s Review* Mmmm… it seems like our young padawan has finally seen the light. The text gives the impression that it’s a below-average 4.5/10. It’s almost like it’s an ambitious but failed attempt by one man to fix the mess made by a certain round-headed buffoon – who selfishly nuked potential story leads from orbit.

    *Sees Kervyn’s Score* 7? G’damnit dude! #flipsTable

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    • Kervyn Cloete

      December 19, 2019 at 10:46

      I have this pet peeve with some film reviewers where a movie is only ever allowed to be amazing or trash. There’s no middle ground. Does this movie make big mistakes? Definitely. Does it also offer some other great moments? Also definitely. I can’t, in good conscience, crucify it for one aspect without praising it for the other.

      And I don’t think it’s an irredeemable dumpster fire trainwreck. I say as much clearly and repeatedly. A score of 7 to me is that it’s definitely watchable and there’s definite enjoyment to be had but it has clear stumbles as well.

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      • Son of Banana Jim

        December 19, 2019 at 12:45

        I think your score is inconsistent with what you wrote. Your misgivings about the film are many and yet you give it a score that screams “above-average”. 7 is not average. If you think it’s somewhere in the middle: the numbers 4-to-6 cover that.

        But at the end of the day, reviews are subjective appeals to the masses to either go see a movie, play a game or help save them their money, by warning them of potential dumpster fires.

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        • For the Emperor!

          December 19, 2019 at 13:25

          *have not read review, just a general comment – also not aimed at anyone at CH*

          It seems these days people rate “barely watchable” movies as 5 or 6, and average as 7. Not all do it, and also not consistently. I will check the contents of the review after seeing the movie perhaps.

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        • For the Emperor!

          December 19, 2019 at 13:25

          *have not read review, just a general comment – also not aimed at anyone at CH*

          It seems these days people rate “barely watchable” movies as 5 or 6, and average as 7. Not all do it, and also not consistently. I will check the contents of the review after seeing the movie perhaps.

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        • For the Emperor!

          December 19, 2019 at 13:25

          *have not read review, just a general comment – also not aimed at anyone at CH*

          It seems these days people rate “barely watchable” movies as 5 or 6, and average as 7. Not all do it, and also not consistently. I will check the contents of the review after seeing the movie perhaps.

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      • Jason Klawon

        December 19, 2019 at 16:13

        Palpatine being alive destroys Luke Skywalker’s arc and is a boring, uninspired, JOKE from a stilted director who should (but doesn’t ) know better.

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        • Son of Banana Jim

          December 19, 2019 at 18:04

          Not only that but it brings into question who and what a Skywalker is as well (don’t want to spoil anything so I won’t go any further). I think people are going to be livid over that one detail when they see it. It’s going to be one of those things that will bug Star Wars fans for decades.

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    • For the Emperor!

      December 19, 2019 at 08:57

      I skipped the review part and just checked the score. Lowering my expectations now based on that and your ‘review of the review’ ?

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      • Son of Banana Jim

        December 19, 2019 at 09:11

        lol, my expectations are at bedrock. I just want to see whether it’s worse than The Last Jedi. It’s really weird to be excited for a movie – FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS!!

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    • Gustav Willem Diedericks

      December 19, 2019 at 16:28

    • For the Emperor!

      December 21, 2019 at 14:50

      Ok, I gave it a look-see. I struggled to find enjoyment in this movie, perhaps due to the taint of some of the worst decisions of TLJ? There were very good “spectacle” moments for sure, worth seeing on the big screen. And it does a decent job of ending the saga. And yes some moments that feel like an F you The Last Jedi.

      Definitely agree with Kervyn on a few points:
      – “May the forced plot points be with you”
      – That whole chapter that starts with “The problem is that while a lot of The Rise of Skywalker’s 2h15-ish runtime consists of events of the inspiring…”
      – “choosing to both appease fans and attempt big creative moves”

      Some of the humour landed well and made me internal chuckle. But some of it landed well initially, and then they force it a bit and it turns into a crash landing. You know, the kind of scene where they repeat the same joke in the same scene to make sure you got it?

      But overall I would say don’t prioritise it if you have things to do with family and friends, like watch Frozen 2 which I enjoyed much more.

      Somewhere between a 5.5 and a 6.5 at most for me…still can’t place it yet properly due to the influence of TLJ…Perhaps this movie (and the trilogy as a whole) would be better and feel better if not for TLJ pushing it closer to 6.5, but I feel as part of a trilogy including TLJ it moves a little lower…therefore the “zone score” and not a hard score. I can’t fault Kervyn for his 7, because I think his enjoyment of TLJ plus my lesser enjoyment of it could have an influence on both our outcomes. Definitely not a dumpster fire…but the trilogy feels “wrong” somehow.

      made you look

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  7. Son of Banana Jim

    December 19, 2019 at 09:11

  8. Original Heretic

    December 19, 2019 at 09:11

    Yeah… Not gonna waste money to watch this on the big screen.

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 19, 2019 at 11:20

      Probably only in 3D anyway so nuts to that.

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      • RinceThis

        December 19, 2019 at 11:40

        It actually is only in 3D at the moment.

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 19, 2019 at 12:27

          BIG NUTS!

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 19, 2019 at 12:06

        Heh, I can downvote myself

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  9. Son of Banana Jim

    December 20, 2019 at 11:32

    I was actually thinking about this last night, since OverlordDVD’s (doomcock) leaks and rumours have been proven 100% correct, it therefore means there was 6 – 8 endings, one of which is the George Lucas fix. And since he wasn’t invited to the premiere or decided to give Disney the middle finger. Can we start the #releaseTheLucas cut hashtag on twitter?

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    • cloudzn

      December 25, 2019 at 14:22

      You follow the fandom menace also?

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      • Son of Banana Jim

        December 25, 2019 at 21:34

        Sometimes, I’m a very casual fan of all the channels because they tend to go a little overboard and hyperbolic over how bad Disney Star Wars is. It’s bad, but not that bad lol ?

        I like WorldclassBullshitters’ toy videos. All those unsold Reys, Holdos, Rose Ticos…

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        • cloudzn

          December 26, 2019 at 15:02

          The unsold toys video was funny, Disney learnt from that and removed Tico from the toy line and of course SJWs had a fit about it , even though they aren’t buying the merch

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  10. Son of Banana Jim

    December 23, 2019 at 09:42

    So, my neighbour pulled through and delivered unto me a cam version – fresh from the seven seas. I am not proud of it, but having now seen the movie, I’m kind of glad I went this route. Oh stop judging me, my alignment has always been Chaotic Good, and I’m not going to apologise for it.

    As for the film, I basically knew what was going to happen. I had read the spoilers a few months ago. I even followed the backstage drama or at least what was leaked (and now verified) and yet…a part of me was anxious to see how utterly bad the Rise of Skywalker was.

    Instead… I was just stunned at how utterly mind-numbingly dumb it was. All I felt while watching this movie was a deep and unwavering sense of disappointment (and not because my expectations were subverted -i.e. it’s actually good or it’s so bad that it’s good). Instead, I just felt bad, because the realisation dawned that this was it. This was supposed to be the end of a near-40 year story. It gets even worse once you start thinking about all three movies as a whole (i.e. a supposed coherent trilogy – which it clearly is not). I was just left wondering, apart from making Disney a ton of money, what has actually happened across these three movies? What grand themes were explored? And the answer is simple… absolutely nothing. It’s a trilogy of zero-importance -except as a cynical cash-grab. It’s a pantomime of failure and a wasted opportunity to give the original cast the send-off they so desperately deserved. We also got a glimpse at the worst of modern storytelling – bland, mass-produced trash that doesn’t even move the creative needle forward by an inch. If the last 5 years can be distilled into one movie, then this would be it.

    I’m still not sure whether RoS is worse than the Last Jedi, and frankly I don’t care. Both movies are best forgotten.

    Thank you JJ and Rian, you actually ruined Star Wars!

    Not that any of you care, but this is a 3/10 flick for me.

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  11. Son of Banana Jim

    December 23, 2019 at 09:42

    So, my neighbour pulled through and delivered unto me a cam version – fresh from the seven seas. I am not proud of it, but having now seen the movie, I’m kind of glad I went this route. Oh stop judging me, my alignment has always been Chaotic Good, and I’m not going to apologise for it.

    As for the film, I basically knew what was going to happen. I had read the spoilers a few months ago. I even followed the backstage drama or at least what was leaked (and now verified) and yet…a part of me was anxious to see how utterly bad the Rise of Skywalker was.

    Instead… I was just stunned at how utterly mind-numbingly dumb it was. All I felt while watching this movie was a deep and unwavering sense of disappointment (and not because my expectations were subverted -i.e. it’s actually good or it’s so bad that it’s good). Instead, I just felt bad, because the realisation dawned that this was it. This was supposed to be the end of a near-40 year story. It gets even worse once you start thinking about all three movies as a whole (i.e. a supposed coherent trilogy – which it clearly is not). I was just left wondering, apart from making Disney a ton of money, what has actually happened across these three movies? What grand themes were explored? And the answer is simple… absolutely nothing. It’s a trilogy of zero-importance -except as a cynical cash-grab. It’s a pantomime of failure and a wasted opportunity to give the original cast the send-off they so desperately deserved. We also got a glimpse at the worst of modern storytelling – bland, mass-produced trash that doesn’t even move the creative needle forward by an inch. If the last 5 years can be distilled into one movie, then this would be it.

    I’m still not sure whether RoS is worse than the Last Jedi, and frankly I don’t care. Both movies are best forgotten.

    Thank you JJ and Rian, you actually ruined Star Wars!

    Not that any of you care, but this is a 3/10 flick for me.

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 30, 2019 at 14:12

      Saw it yesterday and it was better than TLJ for me, but jeez, the movie rushed through everything. Honestly I’m glad it’s over. Gonna miss Kylo Ren but not much else, hell, they killed everyone/everything else we loved about Star Wars.

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      • Son of Banana Jim

        December 30, 2019 at 16:17

        I just wish Rey had died instead, and Kylo didn’t sacrifice himself like the putz he is. The ending would have made a lot more sense if it was Kylo standing on Tatooine and telling that damn lady that he’s Ben Skywalker.

        PS: Note to Vajay-jay Abrams… that WOULD HAVE MADE THE PERFECT REDEMPTION ARC, and the next few movies can even explore how this non-Jedi, non-Sith force-user comes to terms with who he is, and what he’s done.

        Everytime I think of it this movie, I just want to kick someone. Wasted opportunities everywhere.

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      • Son of Banana Jim

        December 30, 2019 at 16:22

        He kind of had to cram two movies into one – because of a certain round-headed buffoon. There is a part of me that kind of feel sorry for Jar Jar, but then I remember he basically pocketed close to half a billion from his deals with Disney and WB, and then I think he can just go jump in a lake.

        Jar Jar and a bunch of his old Bad Reboot (Bad Robot for the normies) guys (Lindelof, Kurtzman, etc.) are infecting Hollywood with their crappy stories, TV shows and movies, and it just makes you wish Bollywood can bring sanity to the west – through song, dance, and wholesome flicks. 😛

        Shahrukh Khan, please save us!

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 31, 2019 at 09:00

          I think the worst part is, is that SW has faded in with all the other Disney properties now. They’re all the same now. just another franchise to be milked like F&F.

          I mean look where F&F started and where it’s now.

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      • R1ker

        December 30, 2019 at 14:28

        I am going on Thursday to see it. Got the perfect deal – my wife and kids are going to Watch Frozen 2 and I get to go watch Start Wars

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        • Son of Banana Jim

          December 30, 2019 at 16:17

          Bud, I’d rather go watch Frozen 2 with the kids and missus tbh.

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          • Hammersteyn

            December 31, 2019 at 12:05

            Let him rip the band aid off.

        • Hammersteyn

          December 30, 2019 at 16:44

          Nice!

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      • Son of Banana Jim

        December 30, 2019 at 16:17

        I just wish Rey had died instead, and Kylo didn’t sacrifice himself like the putz he is. The ending would have made a lot more sense if it was Kylo standing on Tatooine and telling that damn lady that he’s Ben Skywalker.

        PS: Note to Vajay-jay Abrams… that WOULD HAVE MADE THE PERFECT REDEMPTION ARC, and the next few movies can even explore how this non-Jedi, non-Sith force-user comes to terms with who he is, and what he’s done.

        Everytime I think of it this movie, I just want to kick someone. Wasted opportunities everywhere.

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 31, 2019 at 09:07

          Twitter’s servers would crash if Rey did, would’ve been a lot more symbolic if she died for the people in the galaxy. I mean she was one marysuechlorian(thank you for this XD) away from walking on water.

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    • Admiral Chief

      January 6, 2020 at 09:50

      Best movie out of all 9 for me. Your 3/10 is an insult. Begone rotten banana

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      • Hammersteyn

        January 6, 2020 at 10:30

        I give it a GOT season 8 out 10. JJ was like, let’s just wrap this up as fast as we can as quick as we can so we can put this behind us and move on with our lives.

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