The dead don't burn in Danny Trejo's next film, VOLCANO ZOMBIES

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Danny Trejo is the parktown prawn of movies. Tough, short, angry and pretty much everywhere.  Now while Machete Kills…In Space will most likely only exist as a YouTube trailer and a badly written fan fiction from yours trulythere is the consolation that I’ll get to see Trejo kick all kinds of undead ass soon. Zombies on fire that is. Volcano Zombies!

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According to Dread Central, Trejo will be pulling a Seagal and playing a Native American, as he battles a horde of zombies that emerge from the Magma juices of the planet. Clearly I’m on enough drugs as I write this, because this concept sounds ridiculously awesome. Here’s the official synopsis:

A sheriff and an estranged family must escape not only the impending eruption of what was thought to be a dormant volcano but also a horde of zombies brought to life by the cursed mountain.

As usual, Trejo happens to have some inside knowledge as to why the dead are rising and smell like crispy bacon. Volcano Zombies is directed by Rene Perez, and it stars Tom Downey, Moniqua Plante, Robert F. Lyons, Nicole Cummins, Kevin Norman, Kyle T. Heffner, Julia Lehman, Tom Nagel and Jenny Lin.

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Last Updated: November 28, 2013

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