The first posters for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES are all about the weapons

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A new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is on the way, starring four members of the Zuma family that the president probably doesn’t want you to know about! Yay! Reaction has been mixed so far, to the look of the new Turtles. I kinda dig it, but then again, I have the theme tune for Walker Texas Ranger as my ringtone. Still, if there’s one thing that’s impossible to stuff up, it’s the iconic weapons of the heroes in a half-shell.

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Now that’s how you do a movie poster, and I’m happy that Kervyn finally got that hand model job that he wanted. It’s a nice selection of teaser posters, the weapons look fantastic and individual and for once the material isn’t using that damn teal and blue combination that Hollywood is obsessed with. Now where’s my damn Shredder poster? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out on August 8.

Last Updated: April 9, 2014

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