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The first posters for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES are all about the weapons

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A new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is on the way, starring four members of the Zuma family that the president probably doesn’t want you to know about! Yay! Reaction has been mixed so far, to the look of the new Turtles. I kinda dig it, but then again, I have the theme tune for Walker Texas Ranger as my ringtone. Still, if there’s one thing that’s impossible to stuff up, it’s the iconic weapons of the heroes in a half-shell.

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Now that’s how you do a movie poster, and I’m happy that Kervyn finally got that hand model job that he wanted. It’s a nice selection of teaser posters, the weapons look fantastic and individual and for once the material isn’t using that damn teal and blue combination that Hollywood is obsessed with. Now where’s my damn Shredder poster? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is out on August 8.

Last Updated: April 9, 2014

17 Comments

  1. I wish for once, Hollywood would get the grip on the sai right *shakes fist*

    • Rince

      April 9, 2014 at 11:48

      Oh man, I know what you mean!

      • Jedi JJ

        April 9, 2014 at 12:05

        I don’t. Please educate me.

        • Admiral Chief in Space

          April 9, 2014 at 12:07

          Fingers behind!

          • Jedi JJ

            April 9, 2014 at 12:14

            Ah!

        • Rince

          April 9, 2014 at 12:08

          Here ya go. I have two in my room, in case burglars come in through the bathroom, Far less of a mess…

        • Unavengedavo

          April 9, 2014 at 12:10

          • Jedi JJ

            April 9, 2014 at 12:15

            Educated now. 🙂

          • David Muller

            April 9, 2014 at 12:16

            The sai are used as a trapping weapon, so the way he is holding them in the poster will result in sever finger injury.

            And for a bonus lesson, the sai are clubs or truncheons, not knives.

          • Jedi JJ

            April 9, 2014 at 12:27

            O_O

  2. Rince

    April 9, 2014 at 11:49

    nunchakus look a bit small?

    • Unavengedavo

      April 9, 2014 at 11:51

      • Rince

        April 9, 2014 at 12:05

        I was going to post this 😉

    • David Muller

      April 9, 2014 at 11:54

      could be the angle of the picture?

    • Admiral Chief in Space

      April 9, 2014 at 12:06

      Is that what she said??

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