This new red band trailer for MACHETE KILLS deserves an encore

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Is your Thursday refusing to end? Do you need a dose of Mexican blood, gore and unadulterated violence that has Sofia Vergara firing bullets from her bra and crotch gun while Mel Gibson steals the show?  Then buddy, I have a trailer that you might want to see.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Holy hell, that looks even more ridiculously violent than I could have hoped for, and I’ve seen what Kervyn is like when the local comic book shop creases a corner on his Wednesday books. And if a man having his intestines ripped out and then used to as a rope to pull him into the sharp blades of a helicopter gets upstaged by Mel Gibson being Mel Gibson, then I think this film might be a winner when it eventually releases in October.

Plus Mel Gibson’s cape looks awesome.

Last Updated: September 19, 2013

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