This new trailer for PAUL BLART: MALL COP 2 still got it

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The “it” in that headline up top of course being the uncanny ability to remind us of just how painfully and excruciatingly long a two and a half minute trailer can feel. See I have a confession to make: The only two reasons why  I’m posting about Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is to remind you that we live in a world where the original Kevin James un-comedy made enough money to make a sequel whereas a Dredd sequel is pretty much dead, and also to share my anguish because I refuse to suffer alone.

So check out the trailer below and then try not to throw yourself under the crushing wheels of the next Segway you see.

After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 also stars Molly Shannon, David Henrie, Eduardo Verastegui, Nicholas Turturro, Gary Valentine and Neal McDonough. It’s back on patrol as from April 17, 2015.

Last Updated: February 6, 2015

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Kervyn Cloete

A man of many passions - but very little sleep - I've been geeking out over movies, video games, comics, books, anime, TV series and lemon meringues as far back as I can remember. So show up for the geeky insight, stay for the delicious pastries.

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