Despite having the physique (and early morning appearance) of a cave troll, I’m not a violent guy. However, if there are two people in Hollywood whose heads I’d like to introduce to the business end of a stout stick, it would be Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The duo have been responsible for some of the unfunniest, brain dead spoof-movies to come out of Tinsel Town, AND SOMEBODY KEEPS GIVING THEM MONEY TO MAKE MORE!
And now their latest celluloid lobotomy, The Starving Games, is here and, well, see for yourself…
Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, Vampires Suck and now this. That’s six movies that Friedberg and Seltzer have somehow convinced studios to give them money for – despite every single one of them ending up on Rotten Tomatoes’ Worst of the Worst list – yet a Veronica Mars movie had to go rely on fan funding from Kickstarter to get made?!
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
The Starving Games doesn’t have a release date yet, and if it was up to me, it would stay that way. For the sake of the children.
Last Updated: June 10, 2013