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Video review: True Memoirs of an International Assassin

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True Memoirs of an International Assassin

Netflix has been hitting sixes for the last few years, with some superb exclusive content. However, they also have a six-movie-deal with Adam Sandler, a man so talented that when SONY was hacked by North Korea, executive emails exposed just how much the suits hate love the guy… Well we thought we’d do a video review of  True Memoirs of an International Assassin as we didn’t want to waste time writing about so see whether they had finally lucked out. Why a video review? Well with a movie like this you probably need to numb the pain with beer/brandy so, well, we did.

Now Kevin James is one who definitely balances over the precipice of ‘Sandler Gorge’, tempting fate with his career with gems like Mall Cop and Pixels. So what about True Memoirs of an International Assassin? Was it good? Was it bad? Well I managed to convince our very own Trevor Davies over to my cave to watch the film using candy and bread crumbs. Lurking in the background of said cave was Legend OvG, a man so full of bile that hell itself spat him back out. This is what we had to say…

Please note that there is some swearing, so Kervyn Guidance (KG) is recommended.

*Just to make the note that not once was Kevin James’ weight laughed at in the movie, which is why OvG had to go ruin that…

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Last Updated: November 23, 2016

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