Guys, we’ve all been hard up for cash at one point. Blood banks don’t pay for our precious liquids this side, because the reward should come from saving someones life. Cheapskates. So we’ve all done it. Gone down to the spank bank and tickled that pickle to provide some pearl jam for science. Or children. Whatever.
And in Vince Vaughn’s case, he’s done it enough to accidentally sire 533 children.
Formerly known as Starbuck, the American adaptation of the Canadian film wherein Vaughn finds out that his “ahem” donations have been accidentally swapped for #$%ck muck that has been implanted into a few hundred ladies. Hence the fact that Vaughn now has 533 bastards that he didn’t know about, and they’re suieng to find out who their biological daddy really is.
Delivery Man is out in November, and also stars Chris Pratt, Cobie Smulders and Britt Robertson. Ken Scott directs.
Last Updated: May 24, 2013