You’ve survived Sharktopus. You’ve sat down to see Sharknado. Hell, you even put down cash to watch Shark Sharky Shartattack: The Sharkening 3. But nothing will ever prepare you for…Blood Glacier.Woops, my mistake folks. I thought that this would be another Shark-themed horror flick. Instead, it’s something else entirely. Here’s the first trailer:
Gore descends upon the Alps in this grisly tale of snowbound terror. Janek (Gerhard Liebmann), a prickly, lone-wolf technician, is part of a team of researchers investigating global warming at a remote weather station in the mountains. One day the group makes a seriously gruesome discovery: a giant glacier oozing what appears to be blood and, worse, transforming all in its wake into monstrous genetic hybrids. Soon Janek is at war with Mother Nature—including mutant foxes and terrifying insect-animal crossbreeds—in this blood-splattered creature feature affectionately inspired by John Carpenter’s THE THING.
Well, I certainly did get a The Thing vibe from that trailer. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to book an appointment back at my shrink in order to repress that damn snow dog scene, yet again. Blood Glacier will be evolving your nightmares on VOD from May 2.
Last Updated: April 7, 2014