You know what movies like Sharknado and Piranha 3DD were missing? I mean, besides for plot, decent acting, and anything to make them seem like an approximation of an actual movie? They were missing zombie animals (at least, I think so; I couldn’t actually watch either of those and retain my sanity). In any case, Epic Pictures has decided to fill that non-existent gap in the market with Zombeavers
For your Friday afternoon silliness, feast your eyes on the poster and trailer for this tongue-in-cheek horror-comedy featuring nubile college girls in bikinis, cheesy dialogue, and animatronic killer zombie-beaver…things. I don’t even know anymore.
Zombeavers is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin.
Directed by Jordan Rubin and starring absolutely no one you’ve heard of or will recognise, Zombeavers doesn’t have a release date yet. Mercifully.
Last Updated: February 7, 2014