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ZOMBEAVERS… I mean, really?

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You know what movies like Sharknado and Piranha 3DD were missing? I mean, besides for plot, decent acting, and anything to make them seem like an approximation of an actual movie? They were missing zombie animals (at least, I think so; I couldn’t actually watch either of those and retain my sanity). In any case, Epic Pictures has decided to fill that non-existent gap in the market with Zombeavers

For your Friday afternoon silliness, feast your eyes on the poster and trailer for this tongue-in-cheek horror-comedy featuring nubile college girls in bikinis, cheesy dialogue, and animatronic killer zombie-beaver…things. I don’t even know anymore.

Zombeavers is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin.

big poster beavers

Directed by Jordan Rubin and starring absolutely no one you’ve heard of or will recognise, Zombeavers doesn’t have a release date yet. Mercifully.

Last Updated: February 7, 2014


  1. Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    February 7, 2014 at 12:11

    You’ll all be dammed. HOW DO WRITERS COME UP WITH THIS GENIUS?


  2. Unavengedavo

    February 7, 2014 at 12:12

    But which beaver is the Zombie in the header? O_o


    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 7, 2014 at 12:20

      I was thinking along the same lines, especially since the way she’s sitting. :/


      • Unavengedavo

        February 7, 2014 at 12:23

        Girls: “We’re looking for beavers”
        Guy with gun: “Well, ain’t we all”


        • TiMsTeR1033

          February 7, 2014 at 13:11

          hahahah *cant breath*


  3. General JJ the ashamed

    February 7, 2014 at 12:17

    *girls wearing very little in movie with random monsters*


  4. Unavengedavo

    February 7, 2014 at 12:26

  5. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 7, 2014 at 12:30

    OOHHHHHHHH, THOSE beavers, hahaha, ok that makes more sense!


    • Melasco

      February 7, 2014 at 13:25

      I’m pretty sure both kinds will feature in this film…


  6. ToshZA

    February 7, 2014 at 12:33

    Well, that was worth a laugh.


  7. Gerhard Davids

    February 7, 2014 at 12:35

    Wahaha, actually can’t wait to see this.


  8. Gavin Mannion

    February 7, 2014 at 12:36

    “comedy featuring nubile college girls in bikinis” SOLD


  9. RinceThis2014

    February 7, 2014 at 12:51

    What the actual fuck?


  10. RinceThis2014

    February 7, 2014 at 12:51

    Man, Tarantion has nothing on this!


  11. Rags

    February 7, 2014 at 13:14

    Oh… those beavers.


  12. TiMsTeR1033

    February 7, 2014 at 13:16

    You will never look at a beaver the same way again.. excuse the pun


  13. Skyblue

    February 10, 2014 at 10:07

    It’s a toss-up between this and Squirrels.


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