Adventures in flying: The Just Cause 3 Wingsuit Experience

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If you follow me on Twitter, you might have realised that I’m not the biggest fan of flying. Not at all:

Crippling fear aside, here’s something cool that rocked up at my door this week: The Just Cause 3 Wingsuit Experience. An experience that needed some construction before I could take it for a spin. How hard could it be?

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Okay, that doesn’t go there.

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Maybe I shouldn’t use fire with this.

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Hey look it’s my cat.


Alright, I may have cheated slightly, but I finished building it! It’s done!

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Right, the idea here is that I need to download the Just Cause 3 Wingsuit experience app (Which clocks in at a meaty size of around 650mb on iTunes), throw my phone in and se how long I can go without chundering. And yes, it does work.

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Now granted, you don’t need half-arsed assembled Google Cardboard to use the app, but it does help when said cardboard has magnifying lenses, which do help to create a 3D effect. Sort of. For some reason, the effect doesn’t work on my eyes, but worked hundreds for a friend of mine who tried it out.

Lucky bastard. Anyway, I thought you guys would like to see what distributors send us. Although to be fair, I think it might be revenge for a prior review with a low score, judging by how much my stomach heaved when my vertigo kicked in.

Last Updated: October 8, 2015

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  • Grand Admiral Chief

    LOL amazing!

  • Grand Admiral Chief

    Who is cat-sitting for you?

    • Hell if I know. Lazy furballs need to learn to look after themselves.

      • Grand Admiral Chief

        Release some mice in the house, let them hunt, just leave out some water, and Bob(cat) is your uncle

      • Brady miaau

        We used to go away for the weekend and just leave food in more than one place and lots of different water bowls. Come back on sunday night and cats are cool, still some food left. Trick is, more than one bowl of food in one more than one location, I think. Not run out

        the problem is the dog……

        • VampyreSquirrel

          dogs are always a problem… 😛

          • Grand Admiral Chief

            Dogs are always the solution

  • VampyreSquirrel

    That’s pretty cool, if not for everyone.

    You bringing it up to JHB, or did the other LG pplz get one?

  • oVg

    Whats the frame rate?

    • Grand Admiral Chief

      1.5 chunders per minute

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