Joburg, I know we ask a lot of you some days. But if you could find it in your heart to go watch a highly-anticipated World War 2 movie for free and be given snacks and drinks on the house, that would be just awesome. Brad Pitt and his tank crew are rolling into town soon for Fury, finding themselves vastly outmatched, outgunned and out of luck against ze Chermans. It’s a movie which kicked ass in the US of A, and the following lucky folks are going to get a chance to see before anyone else does in the country. Legally, that is.
Tanks for entering guys! The following folks and their plus one will get to go see Fury next week at Hyde Park:
I’ll be emailing the lot of you later today, to get further details. Now enjoy your Dubya dubya Too movie and complimentary snacks! A massive thanks to Sony Entertainment and Times Media Films for making this all possible.
Last Updated: January 23, 2015
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:32
Oh the irony
Guild
January 23, 2015 at 14:34
lol Thought Rince was joking when he said he would give Cape Town people JHB tickets
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:36
Yeah. There’s another bit of irony – I’m originally from JHB. And I’m #7 on the list.
Way too funny XD
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 14:56
HAHAHAHA
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 14:56
NAVA~!
Admiral Chief
January 23, 2015 at 14:37
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….[catches breath]…BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:38
See my comment below, it’s way too funny for words XD
Admiral Chief
January 23, 2015 at 15:12
I guess Llew is pretty impressed now
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 15:29
I don’t know if he’s even read this yet. Maybe he’s just too scared to read competition articles any more XD
Admiral Chief
January 23, 2015 at 16:11
I’ve informed him, received a WOOOOHOOOOO whatsapp voice note in return
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 16:16
He sent me a message on twitter 😀
Hammersteyn
January 23, 2015 at 14:49
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Dies
https://iwanticewater.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/bruce-almighty-how-many-fingers-02.gif
Raptor Rants A Lot
January 23, 2015 at 16:36
My curse is broken!!!!
Hammersteyn
January 23, 2015 at 16:54
It is, you are free.
Raptor Rants A Lot
January 23, 2015 at 17:32
Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 23, 2015 at 14:49
…
Brady miaau
January 23, 2015 at 14:50
It is because you said on the comments on the day that you would be in Cape Town when it happens. You caused it, right?
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:53
Haha, full list:
1) I live in Cape Town
2) I moved here 6 months ago from JHB
3) I gave Llew a lot of crap regarding the number 7 earlier this week. People said they’d laugh if I came 7th in the next competition. I came 7th.
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 23, 2015 at 14:54
Could have been worse… you could have moved 7 months ago 😉
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:56
LOL!
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 14:57
Did you not apply for the Cape Town Showing?
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:58
I didn’t. I won this because I commented on the article here, during one of my usual troll sprees I’d bet.
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:00
Lol. The Cape Town one was a competition on the movie site, WHY DON’T YOU VISIT THERE!?
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 15:00
I do, I just didn’t enter XD
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:03
You FIEND!
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:01
An email from you with the words: “Apply for the show in Cape Town.”
Who knows what to expect?
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 15:01
This is Rince, not Trev. I’d be much more inclined to open the mail from Rince 😛
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:02
HAHAHAHA!
Hammersteyn
January 23, 2015 at 15:05
After removing )
3 * 2 = 6
6 + 1 = 7
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 15:06
HL7 CONFIRMED!!!
Wait, what? O_o
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:41
Can I give the tickets to my sister?
The D
January 23, 2015 at 14:50
Sure! Email me back so I can add her to the list.
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 14:50
Rad, thanks man. 🙂
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 14:41
Who won the Cape Town tickets? 😛
Aries
January 23, 2015 at 14:51
me
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 23, 2015 at 14:51
Apparently Rince was going to mail everyone. In completely unrelated news his entire family is going to watch the movie. It’s just a coincidence I’m sure.
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 14:53
Well, that IS interesting
Carpets lose colour when OVG walks over them, so beware ;P
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 14:54
Apparently I’ve won a pair also, but I can’t remember the last day I left work before 6/6:30, so I might have to seed them to someone else who is not afraid of Rince and his family.
Blood Emperor Trevor
January 23, 2015 at 14:55
CEDE. I’m pretty sure people won’t want you seeding them. 😀
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 14:57
Aw, sh!t sorry. That just felt wrong while I was typing it.
I wil procede two conceed miy misthakes
Hammersteyn
January 23, 2015 at 15:03
So that’s what he meant with “look forward to spending a fun and exciting evening with them!”
http://www.themovies.co.za/2015/01/20/and-the-winners-of-a-pair-of-tickets-to-fury-are/
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:05
Not even close *pants in antici… PATION!
Hammersteyn
January 23, 2015 at 15:05
Good lord he’s wearing lipstick
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:06
It’s a Cape Town thing.
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 15:06
Speak for yourself Mascara Master
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:07
Well at least I keep it this side of hookerville. That red lipstick of Rince is just nasty.
ToshZA
January 23, 2015 at 15:08
So you keep saying…
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 14:57
It starts at 8…
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:00
Oh great then.
Then I shall see you.
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:01
get there as early as you can as the seats are not designated.
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:02
So I shall. *puts reminder on phone*
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:04
Yeah yeah, try make it man 🙂
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:05
I will. Just need to mentally prepare the fiance
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:05
Spiritually prepare too.
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:04
Will do
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 14:58
And you won’t be able to seed them, we are sending an email to the cinema with peoples names on on Monday.
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 14:58
Don’t be stupid, no cinema is that big!
konfab aka derp
January 23, 2015 at 15:16
I won some 😛
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:18
I did too. So I shall be seeing quite a few Lagz people there then.
Admiral Chief
January 23, 2015 at 15:20
Are you prepared?
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:20
The question is whether they are prepared.
Admiral Chief
January 23, 2015 at 15:20
Aye, make-up overload!
Spaffy
January 23, 2015 at 15:37
I didn’t enter 🙁
Hammersteyn
January 23, 2015 at 14:55
10.
http://media.giphy.com/media/5U4uFSd7JDsQ/giphy.gif
Admiral Chief
January 23, 2015 at 15:02
XDXDXDXDXD
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:06
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Johann
January 23, 2015 at 14:58
Finally won something again, took two years though but I won something!
RinceThis
January 23, 2015 at 15:06
Congrats!
Nivan Moodley
January 23, 2015 at 15:15
WOOOhooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cant wait!
Admiral Chief
January 23, 2015 at 15:20
Congrats!
Nivan Moodley
January 23, 2015 at 15:24
Thanks AC….gonna be good to meet up with some other Lazygamers…ha haah
Ghost In The Rift
January 23, 2015 at 15:48
I thank the Lazy team so much for the tickets but can i donate them as i am in Namibia and cant get to Joburg in time:-(
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 15:50
Lies. There’s no internet in Namibia, how can you be sending this message then? ;P
Ghost In The Rift
January 23, 2015 at 15:58
the network at my office is +- 80Mbps:-
Captain JJ Saga
January 23, 2015 at 16:05
Holy smokes. So it’s true then. The South Africans do still live in the bush.
Ghost In The Rift
January 23, 2015 at 16:07
Well i work for a ISP, but yeah, our internet is a bit more advanced than SA, BUT it will cost you all of your organs:-P
Ghost In The Rift
January 23, 2015 at 15:58
LOL:-P
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 23, 2015 at 15:51
Luckily someone did a reply-all, because for some reason the mail was in my trash folder! Silly work mail! You other winner will finally have the privilege of seeing the Perve Himself! I’ll be the one wearing plakkies or going barefoot 😛
Quo Vadis?
January 26, 2015 at 08:07
Oh yay! I won… 16th place, but I won SOMETHING! Next, the LOTTO!
HairyEwok
January 26, 2015 at 08:28
I thought it was a prank email i got O.o. I actually won something, holy shit this is amazing. Is there a specific date we have to go?
Quo Vadis?
January 26, 2015 at 08:36
Yup, tomorrow night, the 27th. We need to be there before 19:50, so best to start hanging around at about 19:00.
HairyEwok
January 26, 2015 at 08:40
Wait what NO! FFS I live like 2 hours away from joburg and it’s deadline for my newspaper tomorrow, so if I’m lucky ill leave work at 7. This doesn’t make me happy at all Q-Q
Quo Vadis?
January 26, 2015 at 08:41
Just put in overtime today then!
HairyEwok
January 26, 2015 at 09:15
My company doesn’t work like that. I get paid by the day, not by the hour. I know the logic is amazing with them.
Quo Vadis?
January 26, 2015 at 09:22
By the day?????? Seriously, time to renegotiate your contract to one of a consultancy agreement 😉
Nivan Moodley
January 28, 2015 at 12:47
sigh…Thanks EISHKOM for screwing up our Movie night….. 🙁
Johann
January 28, 2015 at 13:46
Yeah that was pretty pointless. Got there early, took the lady for a nice dinner and Eskom decided screw you.
Talk about Bad luck Bryan, wins tickets to movie… show cancled as there is no power
Quo Vadis?
January 28, 2015 at 14:04
Yea :'(
Nivan Moodley
January 28, 2015 at 14:09
We should be hearing from the LazyG chaps today though for a resched……
*waits in antici……pation
Quo Vadis?
January 28, 2015 at 14:59
Hey, I did see you there last night!
Hopefully soon before it hits the circuit, but if it loadsheds again, I will RAGE! LOL
Nivan Moodley
January 28, 2015 at 15:32
LOL! agreed!!!