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And your WWE 2K14 winners are…

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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! When it comes to winning prizes, most of you cash in a check, but ya can’t go the distance! Ya ain’t tough enough! Well we finally found a contender for the vacant prizes left over by the previous champ! Exclamation marks! And he is…

Congrats to our new undisputed champ Elhermo, for having the heart of a heel and enough promo-cutting charisma to get sued by Diamond Dallas Page for stealing his finishing move! Bam!

Lazygamer Community, while you sit at your desks, hopefully as uncomfortable as you can possibly be. I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I win all these awesome WWE2K14 prizes, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Lazygamers. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people online.

I hate this idea that you’re the best gamers. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better than I am and that’s kissing Megarom’s a**.

You’re as good as kissing Megarom’s a** as John Cena or Hulk Hogan are at kissing Vince Mcmahon’s a**. I don’t know if you’re as good as Darryn Bonthuys. He’s a pretty good a** Kisser. Always was and still is.

I am the best WWE2K14 Player in the world.

I’ve been the best since the first day i picked up WWE12. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day cause THQ saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a THQ Guy. You know who else was a THQ Guy? Brock Lesnar. And he played WWE12 just like i did. The biggest difference between me and Brock is that i’m going to win all these prizes.

I’ve grabbed so many of Lazygamer’s brass rings that its finally dawned on me that they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost 3 years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best at WWE2k14, the best at create a wrestler, on imaginary commentary, at purchasing the DLC!! Nobody can touch me.

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, i’m not on your branded t-shirts. I don’t get profiled in an article on this site. I’m not anywhere, but the fact of the matter is I should be.


We’ve still got more prizes to give away and exclamation marks to hand out though! Five of you mid-card brawlers win yourselves a shirt each. After elbow-dropping the randomiser, the list of those five winners have been revealed. And they are:

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Well done chaps. I’ll be in touch with y’all. A big thanks to Megarom for sponsoring the prizes after we put them in the walls of Jericho.

Last Updated: November 14, 2013


  1. Nice one Jonah!


    • Jonah Cash

      November 14, 2013 at 16:18

      Thanks man!! I feel like I won the Lottery…… I am getting 10 million Randelas right????


  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 14, 2013 at 14:35

    Now that’s a worthy winner right there.


  3. Trebzz

    November 14, 2013 at 14:58

    I’m just happy to make the list 😛 well done to the winners


  4. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 14, 2013 at 14:59

    Well done Jonah!


    • Jonah Cash

      November 14, 2013 at 16:17

      Thank you Vampyre Squirrel… I feel so honoured!!!


  5. Brendon Bosch

    November 14, 2013 at 15:00

    Congrats yo


  6. Admiral Chief Duke

    November 14, 2013 at 15:08

    Hahahaha LLEW WON SOMETHING!!!


    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      November 14, 2013 at 15:39

      My comment was, if I recall, “WWE sucks *runs away*”

      random.org seriously trolling me lol


  7. Jonah Cash

    November 14, 2013 at 16:17

    I’m a winner!!!!! Woohooooooo!!!! And not just in the top 5 but the numero uno!!!! Maybe I can ask for my Game of Thrones Season 2 to also be shipped…


    • FoxOneZA

      November 14, 2013 at 16:36

      Congrats man!


  8. FoxOneZA

    November 14, 2013 at 16:35

    “… prizes after we put them in the walls of Jericho” << On second thoughts :/


  9. elhermo

    November 14, 2013 at 17:00

    Hells Yeah! i’m the BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!! How do i claim my prize??


  10. Dean_12

    November 15, 2013 at 12:12

    So it is a stressful day due to work but wouldn’t you know it, I just hop on here to see what’s new and find out I won something!!!

    Day. Made


    Okay, I’m done now…

    Congrats to everyone who won! Thanks to Lazygamer and MegaRom as well!


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