Animal Crossing Porn is a thing

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Meet the pimp hand of cute

Animal Crossing: New Leaf is the latest version of the hit Nintendo title for the 3DS and 2DS that has taken the world by storm. The game is based around you becoming mayor of your own little town filled with cute villagers, animals and environments.

But what happens when one of the most innocent games on the planet meets the disaster that is the dark side of the Internet?

Well Animal Crossing porn of course. Don’t stress though this is pretty much safe for work and only really looks like porn if you have a filthy mind and can’t see the innocence in this video.

Do you feel violated yet? I think the last bit of my innocence has been tainted and now I’ve got nothing but cynicism and hatred left.

I’m afraid to ask this but I have a job to do and unless I want the editor yelling at me I simply have to. So here goes.

Has anyone seen any other SFW video game porn videos like this where they have taken some of our most beloved videos and turned them into something entirely more sexual than it ever was meant to be. The other one I do know about is the hilarious FIFA glitch but this is on an entirely different level.

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Oh hey since we are now talking about Football please feel free to mock Manchester United in the comments for losing to Sunderland last night and having their manager blame it on the ref.

Last Updated: January 8, 2014

Gavin Mannion

I for one welcome our future robotic overlords

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