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At least the Xbox One X is launching with limited edition Power Doritos

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Look back. It’s E3 and I’m excited for Microsoft. A new console, one which has enough raw power to double as a Death Star, is due for its first proper reveal and that’ll show Sony. I’m in an apartment that is slowly being flanked by an army of homeless people outside as Alessandro sits in on the actual event. I’m wondering if Phil Spencer and his awesome collection of T-Shirts are going to keep the sexy Scorpio name for this new console.

Hell, I’m slobbering at the thought of seeing new games revealed, or a few upgraded ones at least. The show starts, the segment we’ve been waiting for finally kicks off and…

Oh hell Microsoft, what have you done. Xbox One X? Like that won’t confuse the well-meaning grannies. Hey, at least the games should make up for it, right? Look at your desk, now back to me: It’s Terry Crews in peak Terry Crews condition and yelling about Crackdown 3 because the marketing department at Xbox probably just watched The Longest Yard remake and thought that fella who rapped about McDonalds would appeal to Generation X.

Fast forward a few months later, and the one game that was due to launch with the Xbox One X-Pac has been delayed. It’s really not looking good for team green, know what I’m saying? Well hold on to your asses folks, because the next level of gaming is launching with the next generation of MSG on a mass-produced flat fried potato. BEHOLD! POWER DORITOS:



The images above, which shockingly aren’t a ploy by Lex Luthor to get Superman to crap his super-pants with Doritonite, came from Redditor Atomic Jorge via NeoGAF. Here’s what he had to say about the chips that look like the bastard child of Green Lantern and a bag of potatoes that had expired:

Hi I took the pics Xbox Mexico and Doritos are giving away games controllers and even the Xbox One X when it launches, you have to redeem some codes on their website in order to win, the codes are inside the bags right now they are only available on Mexico
They taste like grilled jalapeño peppers I like them.

As Weird Al Yankovic once said: Just eat it.

Last Updated: August 21, 2017


  1. RinceThis

    August 21, 2017 at 14:14



  2. Original Heretic

    August 21, 2017 at 14:23

    Hulk flavoured Doritos!!


  3. HairyEwok

    August 21, 2017 at 14:29

    Remember, look at director and producers t-shirts, maybe they’ll walk with one on again that hints to a new game release.


  4. I_am_Duffman!

    August 21, 2017 at 15:37

    “flat fried potato”

    Pretty sure Dorito’s are corn chips and not potato chips.


  5. HvR

    August 21, 2017 at 15:56

    Those chips will give you cloud power


  6. Pieter Kruger

    August 21, 2017 at 17:39

    Whahahahaha! Hope I can eat some of those while playing games at incredibally visually stunning levels PS4No can only dream of and cry itself to sleep over at night! ???


  7. Josh Morland

    August 22, 2017 at 05:03

    Can’t make this sh_t up.


  8. shinningserpent

    August 22, 2017 at 06:13

    darryn you sound like a jealous pussy.suckstation pro had no games when it came out so feel bad with that weak ass machine fan boy nerd.


    • Gluten-free Cheese Puffs

      August 22, 2017 at 08:14

      You seem upset, maybe you need to play a game……. Oh snap! ? ? ?


  9. Gluten-free Cheese Puffs

    August 22, 2017 at 08:13

    The Boney X got no game, son!!!! ?


  10. Gluten-free Cheese Puffs

    August 22, 2017 at 10:17

    Seriously… that looks gross. It reminds me of fungal infection… ugh!


  11. Pieter Kruger

    August 22, 2017 at 12:32

    “At least the xbox One X is launching with limited edition Power Doritos” Oh and more than triple the number of supported games the PS4No launched with!????


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