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Batman Reviews – Dark Souls 2

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During his long career, the Batman has faced impossible odds. Being buried alive, a broken back, various death-traps and super-powered foes. But today, the Dark Knight faces his greatest challenge yet: Dark Souls 2.

Batman is back, and ready to play some games on his day off, Robin be damned if he’s dying in a Gotham gang war! It’s the caped crusader versus the wrath of From Software and Bandai Namco Bandai Namco! Only one will survive!

Dark Souls 2 is out today, on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, right next to the section that sells rage-calming tablets.

Last Updated: March 14, 2014

38 Comments

  1. “I’m dead like my parents”
    best. line. ever!

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      March 14, 2014 at 11:22

      SPOILER ALERT. Damn it.

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      • Her Highness the Hipster

        March 14, 2014 at 11:28

        oh. sorry. batman’s parents die. and you’ll die in dark souls. damn – everything spoiled! 😛

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        • General JJ the Fett

          March 14, 2014 at 11:34

          No!!!!
          Geez. That’s almost as bad as the ending for the Dark Knight Rises.

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          March 14, 2014 at 11:35

          Yes. It’s all spoiled. And you did it. You’re a mean spoiler!

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  2. Marc

    March 14, 2014 at 11:13

    Hahaha you’re “special”…

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  3. Hammersteyn

    March 14, 2014 at 11:14

    He has the entire WIIU library of games!

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  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    March 14, 2014 at 11:22

    oooooooo I can’t wait to get home & watch this.

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    • RinceIsIngwer

      March 14, 2014 at 12:00

      It is pure class 😉

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  5. Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

    March 14, 2014 at 11:29

    Wait, I call fake at 1:39!!! Everyone knows you can’t pause Dark Souls O_o

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      March 14, 2014 at 11:38

      Batman can pause anything.

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      • Admiral Chief of comments

        March 14, 2014 at 11:39

        Because why? BECAUSE HE’S BATMAN!!!!

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        • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

          March 14, 2014 at 11:53

          But if he truly is Batman, then why did he die in the game?

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          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 11:55

            Wait, what?

          • Admiral Chief of comments

            March 14, 2014 at 11:56

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 11:57

            I’d prefer to just have good ol’ Terry Mcginnis

          • Admiral Chief of comments

            March 14, 2014 at 12:02

            Loved that series!

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 12:03

            Me too man. Absolutely loved it. Glad to see someone knew who I was talking about.

          • Admiral Chief of comments

            March 14, 2014 at 12:05

            Hehehe

            *to

            And yes, man, still watching that series, loved the cloak and new tech!

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 12:06

            Recently re-watched the entire series. None of the other animated series I’ve got now seems appealing after that.

          • Admiral Chief of comments

            March 14, 2014 at 12:08

            The only thing I have against it is that McGinnis is a bit dof when fighting sometimes, he gets hit too much

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 12:10

            True. But he’s no Bruce Wayne. I like that he’s a bit reckless. It’s not very Batman-ish. I know. But that’s why Bruce is there to guide him.

          • Admiral Chief of comments

            March 14, 2014 at 12:15

            I guess I just hold Batman to a very high standard

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 12:18

            Which is why (I know we’ve spoken about this before, but I just have to leave this here) I didn’t like the Dark Knight Rises.

          • Admiral Chief of comments

            March 14, 2014 at 12:44

            Yeah, TDKR was not nearly as good as TDK

          • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

            March 14, 2014 at 12:55

          • Admiral Chief of comments

            March 14, 2014 at 12:59

            Indeed, much higher quality

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            March 14, 2014 at 12:14

            Lol, some one on 9gag had the same thought as you did O_o
            http://9gag.com/gag/av0dz0Z

          • General JJ the Fett

            March 14, 2014 at 12:17

            I’ve actually seen that pic before. It’s a fan art piece. I’d raise you with another one. But I can’t find it now. I have so many.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            March 14, 2014 at 11:59

          • Anon A Mouse

            March 14, 2014 at 12:15

            “It’s bigger on the inside” ~ That’s what she said…

  6. General JJ the Fett

    March 14, 2014 at 11:34

    I hate it so much that my work has not blocked YouTube.
    Time to use my phone then…

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    • Admiral Chief of comments

      March 14, 2014 at 11:36

      Has not or has?

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      • General JJ the Fett

        March 14, 2014 at 11:37

        Has now*
        Sorry.

        Thanks.

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  7. Anon A Mouse

    March 14, 2014 at 11:45

    I just hope they’ve improved the cover art a bit before they shipped it.

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  8. RinceIsIngwer

    March 14, 2014 at 11:59

    HAHAHAHAHA!

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  9. Gareth L (That Guy)

    March 14, 2014 at 19:10

    Note to self: Only watch these at home from now on. It’s impossible to keep a straight face watching these “Batman reviews” episodes. The moment that Batman’s phone rings… that ringtone mixed with his frustration and annoyance… oh my word I snorted so loudly.

    Darryn, you never fail to kill it! Brilliant.

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