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Believe in Team D – The training continues for Mortal Kombat X

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Right, no more slacking off. No more curling slabs of chocolate up to my fat face. It’s time to get serious. It’s time to get physical. It’s time to get dangerous. There’s a lot at stake in the opening match at the Mortal Kombat X finals next month. I’m taking on the wife-burner himself, Dave Whatsisface in a Mortal Kombat brawl for it all! Smack talk! Ring tights! It all comes down to a match where we settle things once and for all. And I’m training bloody hard to get into shape. A mostly rectangular shape of rage and spam attacks, but a shape nonetheless!

Where will you be when the Mortal Kombat X finals hit Johannesburg? Hopefully in my corner. BELIEVE IN #TEAMD! VICTORY SHALL BE OURS!

Last Updated: May 11, 2015

54 Comments

  1. Well consider me entertained

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    • Pariah

      May 11, 2015 at 15:06

      That wasn’t difficult. O_o

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      • Admiral Chief

        May 11, 2015 at 15:08

        The D klapping his name with a pap snoek? Yeah, entertainment right there

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  2. justlikemo

    May 11, 2015 at 15:04

    hahahahahahahahahaha. now that thats out, good luck, I’ll stick with slower moving games, or games that I can press pause on or stuff my face and play multiplayer under a different user name, before I go and embarrass myself in front of Joburg.

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  3. Guild

    May 11, 2015 at 15:06

    Awesome

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  4. Nahuel Graziani

    May 11, 2015 at 15:07

    This is possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen.

    Reply

  5. Pariah

    May 11, 2015 at 15:10

    That random cat though. O_O

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    • Admiral Chief

      May 11, 2015 at 15:11

      Cat be all like WTF?

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      • Pariah

        May 11, 2015 at 15:11

        XD

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      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        May 11, 2015 at 15:14

        RUN! He’s gone crazier than normal!

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        • Admiral Chief

          May 11, 2015 at 15:15

          LOL @ “crazier than normal”
          XDXDXDXD

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      • Hammersteyn

        May 11, 2015 at 15:17

        Let me just sneak by……ZOMG HE TOUCHED ME!!!!

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        • Pariah

          May 11, 2015 at 15:18

          The real reason cats clean themselves the entire day… XDXDXD

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        • Admiral Chief

          May 11, 2015 at 15:23

          Bwahahahahahaha

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  6. ReaperOfSquirrels

    May 11, 2015 at 15:11

    Well… ummmm… f**k, I dunno what to say.

    #TeamD

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    • Pariah

      May 11, 2015 at 15:11

      Always knew you liked the D.

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      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        May 11, 2015 at 15:14

        Not as much as… ag nevermind… not even in the mood to make bad jokes anymore

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        • Pariah

          May 11, 2015 at 15:14

          O_o What’s up man, you ok?

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          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            May 11, 2015 at 15:16

            Not feeling great and stressing a bit already… got an interview tomorrow O.O

          • Pariah

            May 11, 2015 at 15:17

            Eish man, sorry. Good luck though. Promising position?

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            May 11, 2015 at 15:19

            It’s just a headache, I’ll survive 🙂

            Yeah, much better than what I’m currently doing for a much bigger company (Which isn’t hard seeing as there’s only 6 people in current company).

          • Pariah

            May 11, 2015 at 15:19

            Well, I hope it works out well then. And I hope you feel better soon too. 🙂

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            May 11, 2015 at 15:21

            Thanks. Tomorrow should be interesting.

          • Hammersteyn

            May 11, 2015 at 15:22

            Best of luck bud!

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            May 11, 2015 at 15:28

            Thanks 🙂

          • Admiral Chief

            May 11, 2015 at 15:24

            We all wish you well man!

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            May 11, 2015 at 15:28

            Thanks 😀

          • Jonah Cash

            May 11, 2015 at 15:25

            DOOOO IIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!! (aaah I missed my exclamation marks.)

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            May 11, 2015 at 15:28

            Thanks =D

          • Admiral Chief

            May 11, 2015 at 15:24

            [Admiral Chief Pat on the Back and Assurance All Will Be Well]
            [ACPotBaAAWBW]

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            May 11, 2015 at 15:27

            *Looks at the abbreviation* New AC Game CONFIRMED

          • Lord Chaos

            May 12, 2015 at 05:58

            O_O

            Assassins Creed: Grove Street?

          • Lord Chaos

            May 12, 2015 at 05:57

            Good luck with the interview.

  7. HairyEwok

    May 11, 2015 at 15:13

    I’ll never look at the letter D the same way again :/

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    • Pariah

      May 11, 2015 at 15:13

      D’=

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  8. Dutch Matrix

    May 11, 2015 at 15:16

    Why is Sam saying “You so cock Darryn”?

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    • HairyEwok

      May 11, 2015 at 15:18

      Obviously hes a chicken duh!

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      • Dutch Matrix

        May 11, 2015 at 15:18

        Not a famous detective going my the name of Dick then?

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    • The D

      May 11, 2015 at 15:21

      I’m the cock of the walk, baby.

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  9. Hammersteyn

    May 11, 2015 at 15:17

    Those one arm pullups bwahahaha

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  10. Hammersteyn

    May 11, 2015 at 15:24

    Gonna be a bigger fight than Money vs. Pacman

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    • Jonah Cash

      May 11, 2015 at 15:26

      Was that a fight? It looked like a pre school girl fight…

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      • ReaperOfSquirrels

        May 11, 2015 at 15:29

        You obviously didn’t go to school in JHB south… O.o

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      • Hammersteyn

        May 11, 2015 at 15:33

        Looked more like a marathon but they sold it as a fight

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      • Hammersteyn

        May 11, 2015 at 15:38

        One guy commented “Fight of the century? Thank heavens the century still has 85 years to go”

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  11. Thats_how_I_Troll

    May 11, 2015 at 15:39

    Were would one obtain this aforementioned Asian blood? Hopefully not Geoff…I mean, you have seen him playing fighting games right?

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    • The D

      May 11, 2015 at 15:52

      He has to sleep sometime…

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      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 11, 2015 at 15:59

        But how can you tell when he is? #lacist

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        • Dutch Matrix

          May 11, 2015 at 16:00

          When he snores?

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      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        May 11, 2015 at 15:59

        But how can you tell when he is? #lacist

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  12. Mark Treloar

    May 11, 2015 at 16:29

  13. Lord Chaos

    May 12, 2015 at 06:27

    Just so long as you’re not this guy:

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  14. Michelle

    May 12, 2015 at 11:19

    Lol that was a good laugh.

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  15. Brendon Bosch

    May 13, 2015 at 16:46

    Give him the D

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