Right, no more slacking off. No more curling slabs of chocolate up to my fat face. It’s time to get serious. It’s time to get physical. It’s time to get dangerous. There’s a lot at stake in the opening match at the Mortal Kombat X finals next month. I’m taking on the wife-burner himself, Dave Whatsisface in a Mortal Kombat brawl for it all! Smack talk! Ring tights! It all comes down to a match where we settle things once and for all. And I’m training bloody hard to get into shape. A mostly rectangular shape of rage and spam attacks, but a shape nonetheless!
Where will you be when the Mortal Kombat X finals hit Johannesburg? Hopefully in my corner. BELIEVE IN #TEAMD! VICTORY SHALL BE OURS!
Last Updated: May 11, 2015
Admiral Chief
May 11, 2015 at 15:04
Well consider me entertained
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:06
That wasn’t difficult. O_o
Admiral Chief
May 11, 2015 at 15:08
The D klapping his name with a pap snoek? Yeah, entertainment right there
justlikemo
May 11, 2015 at 15:04
hahahahahahahahahaha. now that thats out, good luck, I’ll stick with slower moving games, or games that I can press pause on or stuff my face and play multiplayer under a different user name, before I go and embarrass myself in front of Joburg.
Guild
May 11, 2015 at 15:06
Awesome
Nahuel Graziani
May 11, 2015 at 15:07
This is possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:10
That random cat though. O_O
Admiral Chief
May 11, 2015 at 15:11
Cat be all like WTF?
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:11
XD
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:14
RUN! He’s gone crazier than normal!
Admiral Chief
May 11, 2015 at 15:15
LOL @ “crazier than normal”
XDXDXDXD
Hammersteyn
May 11, 2015 at 15:17
Let me just sneak by……ZOMG HE TOUCHED ME!!!!
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:18
The real reason cats clean themselves the entire day… XDXDXD
Admiral Chief
May 11, 2015 at 15:23
Bwahahahahahaha
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:11
Well… ummmm… f**k, I dunno what to say.
#TeamD
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:11
Always knew you liked the D.
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:14
Not as much as… ag nevermind… not even in the mood to make bad jokes anymore
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:14
O_o What’s up man, you ok?
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:16
Not feeling great and stressing a bit already… got an interview tomorrow O.O
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:17
Eish man, sorry. Good luck though. Promising position?
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:19
It’s just a headache, I’ll survive 🙂
Yeah, much better than what I’m currently doing for a much bigger company (Which isn’t hard seeing as there’s only 6 people in current company).
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:19
Well, I hope it works out well then. And I hope you feel better soon too. 🙂
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:21
Thanks. Tomorrow should be interesting.
Hammersteyn
May 11, 2015 at 15:22
Best of luck bud!
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:28
Thanks 🙂
Admiral Chief
May 11, 2015 at 15:24
We all wish you well man!
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:28
Thanks 😀
Jonah Cash
May 11, 2015 at 15:25
DOOOO IIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!! (aaah I missed my exclamation marks.)
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:28
Thanks =D
Admiral Chief
May 11, 2015 at 15:24
[Admiral Chief Pat on the Back and Assurance All Will Be Well]
[ACPotBaAAWBW]
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:27
*Looks at the abbreviation* New AC Game CONFIRMED
Lord Chaos
May 12, 2015 at 05:58
O_O
Assassins Creed: Grove Street?
Lord Chaos
May 12, 2015 at 05:57
Good luck with the interview.
HairyEwok
May 11, 2015 at 15:13
I’ll never look at the letter D the same way again :/
Pariah
May 11, 2015 at 15:13
D’=
Dutch Matrix
May 11, 2015 at 15:16
Why is Sam saying “You so cock Darryn”?
HairyEwok
May 11, 2015 at 15:18
Obviously hes a chicken duh!
Dutch Matrix
May 11, 2015 at 15:18
Not a famous detective going my the name of Dick then?
The D
May 11, 2015 at 15:21
I’m the cock of the walk, baby.
Hammersteyn
May 11, 2015 at 15:17
Those one arm pullups bwahahaha
Hammersteyn
May 11, 2015 at 15:24
Gonna be a bigger fight than Money vs. Pacman
Jonah Cash
May 11, 2015 at 15:26
Was that a fight? It looked like a pre school girl fight…
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 11, 2015 at 15:29
You obviously didn’t go to school in JHB south… O.o
Hammersteyn
May 11, 2015 at 15:33
Looked more like a marathon but they sold it as a fight
Hammersteyn
May 11, 2015 at 15:38
One guy commented “Fight of the century? Thank heavens the century still has 85 years to go”
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 11, 2015 at 15:39
Were would one obtain this aforementioned Asian blood? Hopefully not Geoff…I mean, you have seen him playing fighting games right?
The D
May 11, 2015 at 15:52
He has to sleep sometime…
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 11, 2015 at 15:59
But how can you tell when he is? #lacist
Dutch Matrix
May 11, 2015 at 16:00
When he snores?
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 11, 2015 at 15:59
But how can you tell when he is? #lacist
Mark Treloar
May 11, 2015 at 16:29
Lord Chaos
May 12, 2015 at 06:27
Just so long as you’re not this guy:
Michelle
May 12, 2015 at 11:19
Lol that was a good laugh.
Brendon Bosch
May 13, 2015 at 16:46
Give him the D