Believe in Team D – The training continues for Mortal Kombat X

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Right, no more slacking off. No more curling slabs of chocolate up to my fat face. It’s time to get serious. It’s time to get physical. It’s time to get dangerous. There’s a lot at stake in the opening match at the Mortal Kombat X finals next month. I’m taking on the wife-burner himself, Dave Whatsisface in a Mortal Kombat brawl for it all! Smack talk! Ring tights! It all comes down to a match where we settle things once and for all. And I’m training bloody hard to get into shape. A mostly rectangular shape of rage and spam attacks, but a shape nonetheless!

Where will you be when the Mortal Kombat X finals hit Johannesburg? Hopefully in my corner. BELIEVE IN #TEAMD! VICTORY SHALL BE OURS!

Last Updated: May 11, 2015

Darryn Bonthuys

Word-slinger at Critical Hit. Inventor of the macho Swiss gym chocolate known as Testoblerone. That's...that's about it really.

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