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Brace yourself… Layers of Fear is out next week!

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Layers of Fear

Ever since I told you about Layers of Fear officially launching this month, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about the horror game. How can I ensure that I never have to play it? Can I outrun Geoff when he tries to hand me a review copy? Should I feign sickness, or even death?

All these thoughts and more have been circulating my brain for weeks, because honestly, Layers of Fear looks goddam terrifying. I don’t ever want to touch it. Never, ever, EVER.

I’m running out of time to think up an escape plan however, because the release date of the game looms closer and closer. Just looking at my calendar now nearly gave me a heart attack – the horror will be out on February 16, which is in just 5 days time… SH*T SH*T SH*T!

You know, maybe I’m just being silly. It can’t be that bad, can it? I don’t know hey… this brand new gameplay trailer doesn’t exactly come packed with roses and butterflies or anything (via PC Gamer):

Delve deep into the mind of an insane painter and discover the secret of his madness, as you explore a vast and constantly changing Victorian-era mansion. Uncover the visions, fears and horrors that entwine the painter and finish the masterpiece he has strived so long to create.

“Wow! Let’s all rush out and play that!” – said no rational, sane person ever. No seriously, Layers of Fear is covered in NOPE material, so I won’t be playing it, thank you very much.

And now I’m back to wondering how I’m going to escape the inevitable review copy landing on my desk. Shall I leave the country? Grow a beard and pretend to be a hipster? The potential solutions are vast, but I don’t know which will be most effective at getting Geoff off my case!

Last Updated: February 11, 2016

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  1. Sweet, can’t wait to watch the livestream 😛

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    • Pariah

      February 11, 2016 at 12:33

      Ok THIS has to happen. A lot. MATTY!

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      • Umar

        February 11, 2016 at 12:34

        I’m sure he’s gonna be livestreaming this game..in the dark as well.

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        • Pariah

          February 11, 2016 at 12:35

          I seriously might have to watch that. Pure gold, right there.

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      • hairyknees

        February 11, 2016 at 13:18

        NO. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  2. Commander Admiral Chief

    February 11, 2016 at 12:32

    Geoff, please cancel Matty’s NopeTrain tickets to NopeVille

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  3. POItjie

    February 11, 2016 at 12:32

    I am so amped for this game. I just have to play this. How scary can it be…..?

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    • Commander Admiral Chief

      February 11, 2016 at 12:32

      This is an important question, we’ll get Matty right on that

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  4. Pariah

    February 11, 2016 at 12:32

    Matty, just include some 0’s in your email address or Steam account. You’ll be fine.

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  5. Hammersteyn

    February 11, 2016 at 12:33

    SOLD!

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  6. Pariah

    February 11, 2016 at 12:33

    Geoff, about that review copy for Matty.

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 11, 2016 at 12:36

      Whatever happened to give the people what the want?

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      • Pariah

        February 11, 2016 at 12:37

        We want him to give Matty the review copy. I just gave him a bit of extra motivational power to do so… Was that wrong?

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    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      February 11, 2016 at 12:43

      Every time he squats, I expect something bad to happen…

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      • Pariah

        February 11, 2016 at 12:43

        Its like watching Matty play this game right? Something might in fact happen. But its hilarious at the same time.

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        • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

          February 11, 2016 at 12:44

          Exactly!! HAHAHA!! Are we evil? I’m not sure anymore…

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  7. Jac7

    February 11, 2016 at 12:35

    Let the pooping commence!

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    • Umar

      February 11, 2016 at 12:36

      That’s what she said…..I think I’m doing this wrong.

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      • Pariah

        February 11, 2016 at 12:37

        Actually, considering you other “tastes” – this doesn’t surprise me much.

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        • Umar

          February 11, 2016 at 12:40

          Chocolate ice-cream ain’t ma thang, dawg.

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          • Pariah

            February 11, 2016 at 12:41

            Not even with sprinkles? O_o

            😉

          • Umar

            February 11, 2016 at 12:41

            Not even with corn, bro.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 11, 2016 at 12:41

            What about golden sh..syrup?

          • Umar

            February 11, 2016 at 12:45

            They’re particularly nice on ‘waffles’………………
            ……….
            ………..
            ………..
            No idea what waffle is an innuendo for lol

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 11, 2016 at 12:47

            haha I briefly considered googling to find out, but thought better of it.

          • Umar

            February 11, 2016 at 12:52

            I’m 100% sure there’s a waffle innuendo on the net somewhere lol

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 11, 2016 at 12:58

            Hey baby, how about we make some dessert with my sizzling waffle iron… if you know what I’m talking about.

            (If you do, tell me – because I don’t know what I’m talking about.)

          • Pariah

            February 11, 2016 at 12:48

            They’re pretty specific when they’re blue though.

          • RinceThis

            February 11, 2016 at 13:11

            wow 0O

          • Pariah

            February 11, 2016 at 12:42

            I just tried to imagine Ice Cream with corn in it. I’m not sure which is worse, that or a poop fetish.

          • Umar

            February 11, 2016 at 12:45

            I’m pretty sure poop fetish is still worse lol

          • Pariah

            February 11, 2016 at 12:46

            Oh? You’re sure? Do tell.

          • Umar

            February 11, 2016 at 12:47

            You see…well..what you need is, 2 girls..and 1 cup

      • Jac7

        February 11, 2016 at 12:38

        Let the ridicule commence!

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  8. Hammersteyn

    February 11, 2016 at 12:36

    One two this games coming for you
    three four we voted many times more
    five six Matty’s gonna shit bricks
    seven eight will watch the stream till late
    nine ten voting he has to do it again.

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    • Pariah

      February 11, 2016 at 12:36

      Is there a NG+ feature? If not in the game, we’ll make a Lagz specific one. 😀

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      • Hammersteyn

        February 11, 2016 at 12:37

        There’s other games he’s ignored. He’s like a dictator, he ignores the votes

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        • Pariah

          February 11, 2016 at 12:39

          Maybe they got lost in the fro?

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  9. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 11, 2016 at 12:37

    You can run away from Geoff all you like Matty, he’ll be waiting for you no matter where you go.

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  10. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    February 11, 2016 at 12:45

    NORRAFORKINGWAYINHELLIMTOUCHINGTHATWITHATENFOOTPOLE! Net nee…

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  11. RinceThis

    February 11, 2016 at 13:11

    It’s like an anthem for Matty…

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  12. hairyknees

    February 11, 2016 at 13:19

  13. hairyknees

    February 11, 2016 at 13:19

    • Commander Admiral Chief

      February 11, 2016 at 13:22

      YESSSSSSS

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  14. hairyknees

    February 11, 2016 at 13:20

  15. DragonSpirit009

    February 11, 2016 at 13:33

    I’ll never play this game, so of to the land of NOPE for me… but my flatmate would. Which will in the end mean I’ll be sitting in the corner of my room trying to avoid all the sound effects coming from the game!

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  16. HvR

    February 11, 2016 at 15:40

    My guess is that the candles must be lit to keep the darkness away.

    Now that would be awesome Sony dildo + Eyetoy/Kinect game.
    Try to light 3 candles with your shaking hand while you hear your 2 tooth aunt from PE is smelling you out.

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