Welcome to our weekly look at super cool toys that are going to break your bank balance in a manner similar to the time that Bane tried out chiropractic methods on the spine of the Batman!
I don’t think it’s too far fetched to imagine Star Lord being the most popular new addition to any toy shelf right now. He’s a cool character, and if you’ve seen Guardians Of The Galaxy, you’d probably agree with me. Which is why I’m currently on a quest to find the exact same Sony Walkman that he uses in the film, because you be damn well sure that if I can’t be as kickass as that particular hero, I can at least be as groovy when I load up my own awesome mix.
As for the Iron Man, the Mark 41 is a damn cool piece of tech. It’s the armour that you saw at the end, taking on various Extremis-enhanced soldiers by shouting “GENTLEMEN!” and then detaching itself and proceeding to deal several ass-whuppings, all at the same time.
And of course, the Maleficent figure. I’m not going to lie to you, I kind find it to be sexy. I have a thing for horns, and I have no idea why.
Last Updated: January 4, 2017