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Community Vote: should Matty play the poop or scare game first?

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poop or scare

Once upon a time on January 20th 2016, I asked you all what Indie game should I play next. Sorry I’ve made you all wait so long, but the results are finally in! So… who won?

Nobody

Well would you look at that. It’s a three-way tie! I’ve waited months for this Mexican standoff to sort itself out, but truth be told, it doesn’t look like it will anytime soon. Until it does, I’m moving on with my life…

Hang on, somebody just gifted me with not one, but two games. Wow, thanks Guild, that’s so kind of you. I’m so excited to see what you sent! Wait a second…

There’s Poop in My Soup

Have you ever wanted to poop on people but were too shy to just go for it?

There’s poop in my soup lets you do just that, poop in soups, poop on people, poop on poodles, poop anywhere you please, from the streets of New York to Paris to Beijing. Make sure to tick off that to-poo list and unlock special poo abilities.

Sophie’s Curse

You are a nurse and you got a small job, which is to take care of an old man for just one night, the house where you are working was recently purchased, in fact it’s their first day in there. They purchased the house for a really good price, but there was a catch… the house doesn’t have electricity, the wires are very old and need to be replaced.

The individual that bought the house has been working on some kind of hand crank generators for many months and now it’s a great opportunity to test them out, he set 4 devices around the house, that’s all you have to rely for lighting during the night.

These devices had been pretty stable during the development, but there is something in the house that’s making them unstable. No matter what, don’t let them run out of power, there is something hiding in the darkness!

Why Guild? Why would you do this to me? I don’t even know which I’m more terrified of playing!

Which is why of course, I’m leaving it up to you, the sadistic readers to decide. Which should I play first; the poop title, or the scare game? Cast your votes now!

I’m pretty sure I know which one will win, but I’m curious nonetheless. I’ll have a let’s play of the winner up as soon as I have some breathing room! These two games won’t go to waste – I promise.

Last Updated: March 29, 2016

35 Comments

  1. POOOOOOOOOP.

    All the way.

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    • miaau

      March 29, 2016 at 14:03

      Guy was arrested last week for doing that at a fast food place in Pretoria.

      allegedly for two years now……..

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      • Pariah

        March 29, 2016 at 14:04

        So do you think people will start believing me when I tell them that KFC isn’t food, it’s just shit?

        😛

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        • miaau

          March 29, 2016 at 14:09

          Ah, you read the article, then….

          Trouble is, at my house, two types of take-aways, KFC or Chinese (ish, only Chinese-ish) food. That is it, else eat out or home cook.

          Which KFC? ….. Feels like Russian Roulette, to be honest.

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          • Pariah

            March 29, 2016 at 14:15

            Most definitely. And just laughed. I don’t eat KFC. XD

      • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

        March 29, 2016 at 14:10

        HOW!? For two years!!? How do you poop there and no one notices/bothers to investigate it!? What manner of lazy instils that?

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        • Pariah

          March 29, 2016 at 14:13

          It was at KFC. That’s how bad KFC is, it’s basically the same as human feces.

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          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            March 29, 2016 at 14:20

            Duly noted…

          • Hammersteyn

            March 29, 2016 at 14:27

            The shortened the name to KFC because of the word Fried. I’d also like to think the C doesn’t stand for chicken. More like Chow or Chum

        • miaau

          March 29, 2016 at 14:14

          I am, somewhat, capable of understanding the why of an action like that and it leaves me very, very depressed. I can see other perspectives and motivations, sometimes, and it scares.

          Let us please leave it here.

          A sad, sick, individual, attempting to make typhoid Mary look like Florence Nightingale in terms of disease spread. (not that I believe that was a motive in the slightest)

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          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            March 29, 2016 at 14:19

            I honestly think that people have way too much time on their hands, you know the saying about idle hands, but in anyway, let’s rather back away slowly from this topic…very slowly…

          • miaau

            March 29, 2016 at 14:20

            yes, let us do so with grace and dignity.

          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 14:26

            Idle hands?? The guys isn’t idle! He’s at work! I honestly am grossed out

      • Raptor Rants

        March 29, 2016 at 14:11

        urm… link? So that I can be sure I never ate at said fast food place?

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        • miaau

          March 29, 2016 at 14:12

          I tried not to reference the actual place, though the article did not mention which one in Pretoria, just KFC.

          Got on a news aggregator on the my phone, but I think my wife saw it on News 24 (app) on Saturday or Sunday evening.

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          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 14:26

            I found an article….. In the gravy…. IN THE GRAVY!!!!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

            *pukes*

          • Hammersteyn

            March 29, 2016 at 14:32

            *Sings*

            In the gravy

          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 14:38

            In the gravy

            Yes, you can get 7 kinds of disease

            In the gravy

            Yes, you can empty your stomach with ease

            In the gravy

            Come on now, people, make a stink

            In the gravy, in the gravy

          • Hammersteyn

            March 29, 2016 at 14:39

            Bwahahaha

          • Pariah

            March 29, 2016 at 15:16

            How many kinds of disease? O_o

          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 15:18

            yes, you read right. 7!

          • Pariah

            March 29, 2016 at 15:19

            It actually makes complete sense that you’d reference 7 with disease, now that I think about it.

          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 15:23

            Indeed.

          • Hammersteyn

            March 29, 2016 at 15:36

            7 herpes and stds? (instead of 7 herbs and spices)

          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 14:34

            so according to KFC’s Facebook, false

          • miaau

            March 29, 2016 at 14:46

            Yeah, but they would say that, would they not?

            It might still be false, but article I read said criminal charges laid, so, if we knew more, we could find the truth ourselves.

            I have, however, just decided, this is an urban legend and must be false.

          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 14:47

            I need to believe that it’s false until otherwise proven or I will never eat out anywhere ever again

          • miaau

            March 29, 2016 at 14:48

            Well, then it is false.

            Sorry for even bringing it up.

            Freaked me out massively when I read it over the gloriously long weekend.

          • Raptor Rants

            March 29, 2016 at 14:50

            Indeed. All one’s mind does is think “How much feces have I eaten in my life then!!!!!??????”

  2. Raptor Rants

    March 29, 2016 at 14:10

    Both! At the same time. Start with the scare game and when you poop your pants play a few minutes of poop soup. Winner!

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    • miaau

      March 29, 2016 at 14:15

      Yeah, C, both!

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  3. Ottokie

    March 29, 2016 at 14:13

    I say scare game first. The Division has already been reviewed.

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  4. Hammersteyn

    March 29, 2016 at 14:21

    Poop game? Damn those fecalpheliacs! I want to see Matty’s hair raise like Goku’s does when he goes super

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  5. Guild

    March 29, 2016 at 14:47

    lol when I cast my vote it showed it as a 50/50 split 🙂 Enjoy Matt

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  6. Original Heretic

    March 29, 2016 at 15:50

    Why is this even a question? We all know Matty hates the horrors.

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