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Community:Talk Talk – Part Deux

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By The Grand Admiral Chief

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Back by popular demand, we present day two of the community Talk Talk!

Let me start of by saying that yesterday’s community response to the Talk Talk article was, overwhelming to say the least. Not only did we beat the score for the most comments on any article ever written on Lazygamer, but we did it in a record amount of time!

So, for your reading, and commenting pleasure, we are proud to bring another day of Community: Talk Talk! I really had a wonderful time yesterday chatting and joking around with you wonderful creatures/people.

Some gems from yesterday, should you have missed them (and yes, I had to go through ALL of the comments to find them)

  • Gavin Mannion: “what is going on here then…get off my lawn”
  • DragonSpirit009 letting the dogs out
  • Mistake Not…: “I feel sorry for Hammersteyn having to upvote everyone. Do you have a backup mouse or something?”
  • oVg: “So Grand Admiral Chief wins most comments of the year and the LG crew are running around on holiday in their underpants playing Naruto.”
  • The PUG GIF!!!
  • R1ker: “My boss actually just gave me some work to do. Can you believe it. Who works this time of the year?”
  • GOING TO MARS!
  • Umar almost getting banned…..TWICE
  • Buzz Aldrin Punch!
  • cat
  • Cat gifs! (Thanks Otto!)
  • Being reminded of Dragons Dogma
  • Random factoids
  • Going through all your comments, and realizing random.org has got NOTHING on Lazygamer’s random comments
  • JJ: “Or he was a half cow superhero who roamed the lands in search for the very wolf who killed his father on that one fateful night!
    His body was not yet as powerful as he needed it to be, but his spirit would carry him all the way to his destination: The wolf pits of greenshaven; where he would meet and face his nemesis.
    It was more than a journey of justice, it was a path to self discovery!
    ….and somewhere along the way he got thirsty and drank some milk from a cow”
    Just….wow
  • HvR’s infinite wisdom when it comes to launching stick rockets from your ass

Well there you have it folks, a quick catch up, and now, go forth and be random some more!

Last Updated: December 23, 2015

1,511 Comments

  1. HvR

    December 23, 2015 at 07:47

    FIRST!!!!!!! #youtube _wanker

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    • Gavin Mannion

      December 23, 2015 at 07:52

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      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 07:54

        Hahaha

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:09

        Bwahahaha

        Reply

  2. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 07:53

    YUSSSSSS

    Reply

  3. R1ker

    December 23, 2015 at 07:56

    No wonder nothing was happening on the other thread. Forgot to refresh the main page of LG 🙂

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    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 07:56

      Haha

      Reply

    • HvR

      December 23, 2015 at 07:58

      Guess that is where ovg will be commenting today.

      Reply

  4. Original Heretic

    December 23, 2015 at 08:01

    A HA! I’m not the only poor sod at work today. And everything seems to have kicked off where it was yesterday.

    Reply

  5. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:02

    Just FYI, I’ve closed yesterday’s thread, so that we can have a true tally to see if we can top yesterday’s count!

    Reply

  6. Francois Knoetze

    December 23, 2015 at 08:07

    and here I was thinking Hammerstein was being randomly nice…He HAS TO PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON o.O

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:07

      So then Like

      Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 08:07

        like

        Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:07

          Like this…

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:07

            I have 6 nipples…

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:07

            My cat smells funny

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:08

            And here I am watching you type this in realtime…

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:08

            This is amazeballs…I havent even had my coffee yet…and I am crying behind my office desk

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:29

            xD

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 12:59

            Man, I’m glad you’re a man 😀

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 13:17

            So am I…bec you staring at my 6 nipples would be awkward…

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 13:25

            Ghwat?!
            No 😐
            I meant … because your cat smells funny – and if you have a creative mind, you’ll understand how that could be wrong on MANY levels if a female says it 😐

          • Generic ZA

            December 23, 2015 at 15:57

            Like ha ha funny or dead funny?

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 16:36

            well that depends…is it alive or is it dead ?

  7. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:07

    Despite its name, Worcestershire sauce was originally an Indian recipe, brought back to Britain by Lord Marcus Sandys, ex-Governor of Bengal. One day in 1835, Sandys appeared in a prospering chemist’s emporium in Worcestershire, England, and asked the chemist to create a batch of sauce from his recipe.

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 08:09

      Nice header 😛

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      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 08:13

        What she said?

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:26

          Dunno, women don’t talk to me

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          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 08:39

            They do speak to me. Even if is just “GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU UGLY AS SIN BASTARD!!!!”

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 11:42

            You’re not missing out on anything…

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:25

        😀

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    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 08:10

      You mean….there’s not some guy names Worcestershire out there giving everyone his sauce?!?! Great…. you’ve gone and ruined it for me…

      Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:10

      I did not know this …WOOHOO!!! I learned something new!!

      Reply

  8. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 08:11

    Can someone please post the Darryn in his Mankini pic for me again please?

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    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:11

      He has one of those o.O

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 08:12

      @Admiral_Chief:disqus has it. dunno why he holds on to it though. Or why you’d want to see it again. O_o

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:26

      Here you go, I keep many copies for trolling purposes
      (refresh)

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:26

        uh huh, “trolling”

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        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:26

          You know what my wife looks like, I don’t need fap-material, sheesh

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          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:28

            I didn’t say anything about fapping XD

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:29

            Hence, trolling

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 08:30

            With all due love and respect you have my curiosity now. Also, thumbs up for seeing your wife in that fashion!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:31

            As to why I keep the Mandini pic or as to what my wife looks like?

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 08:35

            What your wife looks like. (Hope this is not out of place/offensive.)

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:39

            Depends on what she looks like?
            *Runs

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:43

            Well, YOU know, so yeah, you be the judge.

            I think she is the prettiest damn thing I’ve ever laid my eyes upon

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 08:49

            Brownie points if you show her this thread. 😉
            This is how it’s meant to be though.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:53

            XD

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:48

            Ask Hammersteyn/JJ/Llew

            Also, see my response to Hammer below

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 08:28

        MY EYES!?!?!

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        • Original Heretic

          December 23, 2015 at 08:36

          Yeah, a sharp pointy implement is now required.

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      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 08:28

        This can’t be unseen!!

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      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 08:30

        Thanks.

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      • RinceThis

        December 23, 2015 at 11:42

        It worries me you have this sitting on your computer ‘just in case’…

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        • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

          December 23, 2015 at 12:32

          I trolled Otto wonderfully today with it.

          It was worth it

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          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 12:35

            I’m running low on brain bleach

  9. Francois Knoetze

    December 23, 2015 at 08:13

    did you know:
    In the UK, it is illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day
    I means seriously what retard made up this law ??

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  10. Francois Knoetze

    December 23, 2015 at 08:16

    I present to you…the weirdest movie of 1974

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    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 08:19

      HA!! I watched this many years ago, but it is still one of the weirdest Sci-fi movies ever! I loved the reference to it in the one Rick & Morty episode.

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      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 08:21

        I actually wrote a western song about this many moons ago. lost the lyrics in the process but it was ridiculously funny…

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        • Original Heretic

          December 23, 2015 at 08:25

          As long as it included “I had to take over a whole planet because your boobs, Summer”, then it would have been good in my books!

          Reply

    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 08:21

      But let’s not also forget that infamous scene in Community… Why Starburns, why….

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    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 08:22

      woohoo – found a glitch at the works internet policy – can view youtube videos when i am directly in discuss. On the lazygamer website they are blocked

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:25

        XD

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      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:26

        EPIC!

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:34

          We must tell all the comrades.

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          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:35

            Indeed

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 08:49

            What’s the race gonna do about it?

  11. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 08:17

  12. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 23, 2015 at 08:22

    I’m leaving to go do my xmas shopping at Canal Walk in 20 min. I am not looking forward to this.

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    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 08:23

      Good luck. Hope you take a Flame Thrower…

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 23, 2015 at 08:27

        You mean my festive bubble launcher?

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    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 08:23

      Good luck with that. Don’t get stampeded

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    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:24

      BURN THE HERETICS!!….

      I mean good luck shopping…I use to do last minute shopping then I got a wife that does it all the month before…I do need to pick up a leg of lamb for roast though

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      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 08:27

        Last Christmas I picked up a Legolas. He did not go quietly. But dang, that Elf was tender after a few hours on the spitbraai…

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 08:27

      Use your space ship

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    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 08:32

      Try having a wife with a birthday on Dec 24th. Xmas shopping and b-day shopping at the same time. December is very expensive for me.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:33

        OR cheaper, if you play your cards right

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        • Original Heretic

          December 23, 2015 at 08:35

          Nope. She’s gotten that shtick her whole life. Doesn’t take that crap from me…
          Besides, if I maker her happy, I get gaming time!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 23, 2015 at 08:34

        hehe – my sister’s is on the 12th, close enough.

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        December 23, 2015 at 08:45

        I have friends on the 24th, 25th and 26th… I feel your pain.

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        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:47

          You need different friends it seems

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:53

          The three wise men?

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          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 23, 2015 at 08:59

            2 wise men and a wise woman actually.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:02

            LOL

          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 23, 2015 at 09:07

            Well technically it’s a wise woman, a wise man, and the man my friends and I name “Jesus”, born on the 25th of December and at one stage was dubbed “Jesus” in a metal nightclub in Pretoria.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 23, 2015 at 09:20

            I present to you, the man who walked into Zeplins in Pretoria (A Metal/Goth Nightclub) looking like Jesus, and has NEVER lived it down.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:22

            O_o Get the clippers XD

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 13:05

            ? :O
            Dafuq?!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 23, 2015 at 08:42

      Time to gooooooo. Meh

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      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:43

        Good luck

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    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 08:44

      Rest in peace fair Emperor

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 23, 2015 at 08:46

      LMAO RIP!!!! HAHAHAHAHA…. *cough*

      I mean, good luck with the hordes.

      Reply

    • RinceThis

      December 23, 2015 at 11:49

      Madness man!

      Reply

  13. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 08:22

    I knew it was over when I woke up the next morning, and she had morphed into this…

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    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:23

      WHAT!? WHAT DID HSE MORPH INTO!!?
      My anxiety is killing me!!

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      • Original Heretic

        December 23, 2015 at 08:24

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      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 08:24

        Did you refresh the page?

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        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:25

          facepalm

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  14. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:27

    Why are the numbers on a dart-board in that order?
    It was invented by a carpenter in Bury in 1896 called Brian Gamlin. If you go around the dart board adding up the differences between adjacent numbers – 20 and 1 for example – it would come to 198. The highest possible it could come to is 200, but it’s well organised to reduce the chance of a lucky shot.

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  15. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:28

    The Mohs scale is used to measure the relative hardness of a mineral by its resistance to scratching. From softest to hardest, the ten minerals of the Mohs scale are talc (measuring 1 on the scale), gypsum, calcite, fluorite, apatite, orthoclase, quartz, topaz, corundum, and diamond (measuring 10 on the scale).

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    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 08:29

      Where do you find these things? xD

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 23, 2015 at 08:30

        Extra-large Chappies wrappers.

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        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 08:30

          lol

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      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:30

        How many bones in the human ear?
        The middle ear is an air-filled cavity behind the tympanic membrane, includes three bones (ossicles): the malleus (or hammer), incus (or anvil), and stapes (or stirrup).

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:31

          That’s a nice name for my sidekick should I get one. Anvil

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  16. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:29

    The Mercedes-Benz logo is one of those meaningful ones. In 1926, Emil Jellinek, Gottlieb Daimler, and Carl Benz founded what would become one of the world’s foremost luxury car companies. The logo is a three-pronged star meant to symbolize universal motorization. The three prongs stand for land, water and air.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 23, 2015 at 08:30

      BUT WHAT ABOUT THE POWER OF HEART?!

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:30

        NO ONE CARES!

        Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 08:30

        this is not a captain planet episode!!

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:32

          What about this episode?

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:33

            curses why of all days must work have a netgear firewall block on chat youtube links!!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:35

            Try what @r1ker:disqus did
            “woohoo – found a glitch at the works internet policy – can view youtube videos when i am directly in discuss. On the lazygamer website they are blocked”

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:36

            well I’ll be damned

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:38

            Working?

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:49

            yup!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:42

            WOOOOT

          • justlikemo

            December 23, 2015 at 10:49

            WTF!

  17. Francois Knoetze

    December 23, 2015 at 08:30

    this would be the perfect place to put star wars spoilers and it would get lost in the process…

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:30

      You’d be banned for the rest of 2015

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 23, 2015 at 08:31

        I thought everyone already knew Luke died.

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        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 08:31

          wait what!!!!!

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          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:32

            everybody knows this!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:32

            He is lying, Luke bought a little piece of land on Tatooine and is now farming

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 23, 2015 at 08:33

            I’m not lying. That’s what happened in a galaxy further, much further, away.

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:34

            mind blown…

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 23, 2015 at 08:32

            I’ve said too much!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:33

            Everyone dies….eventually

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:32

          And somebody is somebody’s father o.O…

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          • Original Heretic

            December 23, 2015 at 08:33

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 08:31

        I would never do such a horrid deed…

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    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:35

      the new cantina tune is pretty sweet though

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    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 08:37

      The only spoiler that I have heard is that Luke gets old. Otherwise Im sure the people who went to watch the film still dont understand the story, they just went because the advertising people told them to. So dont expect any spoilers.

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:37

        Also there’s lightsabers

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        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:38

          ooh and blasters!!!

          Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 08:38

          With 7 notches.

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      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 08:39

        taking that this is 30 years later I would expect Luke to be old… Movie was solid though. falls nicely in place with the original trilogy

        Reply

        • Original Heretic

          December 23, 2015 at 08:40

          TFA was awesome. I had a couple of issues here and there with it, but they were minor in comparison to all the awesomeness.

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:40

            agreed

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 08:43

          Am I bad in thinking that the only part of the entire franchise was when it went adult in the 3rd movie when Anakin kills all those childlings and gets quartered at the end. I LOVED IT.

          A pity they never make adult stuff to appease the original audience 🙁 I want to see limbs flying all over the place… AND CHAINED UP SEX SLAVES IN GOLDEN BIKINIS.

          Need more coffee.

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          • Original Heretic

            December 23, 2015 at 08:45

            Sad thing is, I read that Disney is going to discontinue the golden bikinis. Evil bastard corporation…

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 08:46

            We saw that coming. So did Lukass. Why he bothered giving Disney his script for the new trilogy just shows how out of touch he is. Living on the Ranch is probably to blame.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:47

            *Lucas

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 08:47

            fixed

          • Original Heretic

            December 23, 2015 at 08:50

            Considering the prequels, I’m rather glad he gave it Disney… Their recent track record is rather good (Avengers, etc.) And JJ Abrams, damn, he’s shown his worth.
            Ep 8 is going to be a blast(er). I’m just worried about those filler movies….

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 08:52

            Tron was cool.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:52

            Yeah, it wasn’t all bad.

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 08:55

            They kept it Retro and the soundtrack won so many awards. I suppose it was 100% nostalgia hence the poor reviews from the younger gen 🙁

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:47

            WANT GOLDEN BIKINIS!!!

            also I actually loved the new films…just wanted to bitch slap Anakin every few minutes but realised a guy that is misunderstood and mistrusted by the council the whole time would have issues.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:03

            I thought it was retarded. Anakin slaughters all the Jedi kids but all is forgiven when he tosses the Emperor down a shaft

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 09:06

            I think the poor reviews of the first 2 affected the outcome of the third. He was trying to appease a market that he never understood. He tried to make it dark for adult sake but even that felt forced. Excuse the pun.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:12

            It did feel forced, he went from cutting off Mace’s hand to slaughtering kids in 10 minutes or something.

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:40

      and Fin seriously needs to check his breathing bec it looks like he rode the love express every scene he is in.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:43

        Well, she is pretty.

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        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:44

          maybe she flashed him before every scene?

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:45

            Would explain his “lightsaber”

    • justlikemo

      December 23, 2015 at 10:51

  18. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 08:35

    Bwahahahaha that was some funny shit.

    Reply

    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 08:41

      I dunno, If my shit looks funny I tend to panic. Not laugh. Well, there was this one time it had a slight purple and green tint to it and I thought: “I just shat out the Poop-Joker from my Butt, man!”

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 08:43

        Thanks – now everyone in the office thinks I am crazy for laughing like a lunatic for no apparent reason

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        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:43

          GG

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:44

        BWAHAHAHAHA

        Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 08:49

        Its all for shits and giggles, before someone giggles while shitting.

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        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:50

          I’ve giggled while shitting, because poop sounds are always funny

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      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 08:50

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:52

          MORE FIBRE

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          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 08:54

            Just think of those 7.8 billion pooooooooops on the 26th of December every year.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:55

            What….the…..

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 08:57

            People who work for public sewage works will testify. It makes the super Bowl halftime flush seem like every second during boxing day.

            All that over excessive Turkey, cake, cake and more cake and deduckin.

  19. VampyreSquirrel

    December 23, 2015 at 08:35

    Hey hey it’s Fr… only Wednesday… WTF! Seriously?

    Reply

  20. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 08:35

    How many comments were recorded in the end?

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  21. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    December 23, 2015 at 08:37

    And I’m just sitting here sussing my daughter to sleep, while reading this and she decides to poop while lying back…. With a grin on her face that would make mickey mouse look like an amateur…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 08:38

      I also grin when I poop

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:41

        Likewise, actually, I call it my battle face!

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        • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

          December 23, 2015 at 08:44

          Haha!

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:44

            WRASSLIN’ FACE

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            December 23, 2015 at 08:46

            Guitar solo face! Picka chicka pow wow!!

      • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

        December 23, 2015 at 08:45

        I try not to, especially when the neighbours stare at me doing it through their sunroof…

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        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:50

          In that case I’d do a handstand while pooping. Oh crap, DUCK!

          Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:44

      Such a troll

      Reply

  22. HvR

    December 23, 2015 at 08:39

    Just searched for Lego Dimensions starter pack for an Xmas present for my son.

    THE PRICE!!!!! FOOK ME AND CALL ME HENRIETTA!!!!

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:41

      Hello Henrietta (I’m not doing the first thing, nope)

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 08:41

      Lego is waaaayyyyy to much over priced. Wanted to get a lego train set thingy magiek for the little one. The box was small. Over 400 bucks. WTF!!!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:43

        Yup, Lego can GITS

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 23, 2015 at 08:52

          You can buy LEGO worlds on steam for around R100 now. It’s something.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:54

            Yeah, that’s about as much as I’m willing to spend on crap

      • HvR

        December 23, 2015 at 08:43

        Lego Dimensions is the “Toys for Life” of Lego like Skylanders and Disney Infinity , for PS3/Ps4 version R1900 to R2400.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:44

          O_O

          Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 08:50

          Goeie gros

          Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:50

          sweet baby Moses o.O…I can buy so many games for that price and it will keep me busy for months!

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 08:51

          Nope

          Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:51

          you know what…educate them with standard lego and then work them to old school consoles when they are older.

          Reply

          • HvR

            December 23, 2015 at 08:56

            He got loads of normal Lego.

            He will have to play with that and Minecraft for now.

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 09:02

            that is a good idea 🙂

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:42

      heard the kit was pricey

      Reply

  23. Captain JJ 4x

    December 23, 2015 at 08:41

    This damn year can end now

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:42

      can I set my office on fire? bec that seems like a good idea…

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:43

        I’ll take my boss medium rare

        Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:52

          problem is I am my own boss…

          Reply

          • Original Heretic

            December 23, 2015 at 08:53

            So then do you like being medium rare?

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:55

            But not mine
            *Lights fire

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 09:02

            burn baby burn…

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:42

      How are things your side?

      Wait….rather Skype me

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 08:47

        It’s going to be a strange Christmas, that’s for sure.
        Looks like all plans might have to be abandoned.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:49

          Well, shit.

          You guys are in my thoughts
          (sincere comment, no one joke about this one pls)

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 08:51

            Thanks man.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:51

            All the best buddy

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 08:58

            I shall channel your positive vibes with the force. 😉

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:58

            XD

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:53

            Told Hammer, so he is sending positive vibes as well!

        • HvR

          December 23, 2015 at 08:54

          Doesn’t sound lekker.

          No idea what is going on but getting vibes that it might be similar to ours in 2010.

          Strongs.

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 08:57

            Wife is in hospital. Collapsed lung.
            Long story, but should be an interesting holiday season.

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 09:02

            Best of luck to you. I hope that everything will be fine again very soon.

          • HvR

            December 23, 2015 at 10:02

            O man, I know something on how it feels and do not wish that on anybody.

            Thoughts with you guys, all the best on quick recovery for her.

    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 08:42

      Yes, next year must come already so that we can get some of this…!

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 23, 2015 at 08:52

      Totally agree man

      Reply

  24. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:44

    143 already!

    Reply

  25. Gavin Mannion

    December 23, 2015 at 08:46

    Doing some christmas shopping…. man I hate 3D secure.. it just feels so archaic

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:50

      Mine is all done, only need to stop at butcher and I’m sorted.

      Got the booze, the presents, the snacks, the booze and ummm, the mix

      Reply

      • HvR

        December 23, 2015 at 08:52

        I’m heading out now 🙁

        Loosing 2 days leave really screwed me over, this is going to suck.

        Reply

      • Gavin Mannion

        December 23, 2015 at 08:53

        Need to still get the wife’s presents… have one or two small things already but still need to pick up something good

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:54

          My wife’s bday is late Jan, mine is 1st of Feb (XCOM2 cough cough) so we are not doing xmas pressies, but epic bday gifts

          Reply

          • Gavin Mannion

            December 23, 2015 at 09:01

            We agreed to do that one year… NEVER making that mistake again. Apparently we agreed different things

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 09:13

            We did that last year, and the year before. My wife understands me, which is an AMAZING accomplishment

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 08:56

        Same here, except booze, drank it all yesterday

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:57

          LOL, I’m picking up my order from our warehouse at lunch

          Reply

  26. Captain JJ 4x

    December 23, 2015 at 08:48

    Steam sale is on. I only saw now.

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:49

      Anything good?

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 08:50

        I may have sinned already.
        But only R60 worth of sinning.
        King’s Quest (the first one) is R14. And Lagz highly recommends it. Sounds like a bargain to me.

        Reply

  27. Gavin Mannion

    December 23, 2015 at 08:52

    It is commonly thought that the use of Xmas is an attempt by the secular society to remove Christ from Christmas, however this is a misconception as the letter ? is actually the ancient Christian abbreviation for Christs name. So to all you religious folk don’t feel bad about using Xmas as it is the exact same thing as Christmas with the same history and meaning.

    To us atheists who love christmas, carry on not caring either way

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:55

      that is actually pretty cool!

      but hey presents are presents. I am in it for the heaps of Turkey(actually make a killer turkey), gammon, leg of lamb, potato salad and trifle 😛

      Reply

      • Gavin Mannion

        December 23, 2015 at 08:55

        I’ve never had a nice Turkey… ever

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:56

          I’ve had one….that I had to pimp with other things to make it taste like something afterwards

          Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 08:56

          Oh man dude. it ends up like one of those nice woolies roasted chickens with crispy bacon. It is so juicy

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 08:57

            Dammit now I am hungry!!

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 08:56

      I honestly just though the X in Xmas is short for “cross” or something in that line.

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 08:56

        Not that I’m very clued up about this.

        Reply

      • Gavin Mannion

        December 23, 2015 at 08:57

        Crossmas? Yeah you didn’t think this through at all did you 😉

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 08:58

          Be nice, he hasn’t been himself since he dropped that weight….on his face

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 08:59

            Or the ending of Witcher 3

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 08:59

            Yea, that one broke me also.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:59

            The ending of Valiant Hearts kinda broke me for a while

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:00

            And Transistor for me.
            This damn year has been an emotional riot!
            Now I still need to finish Ori before the new year, just to really mess myself up.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:02

            Loved Transistor

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:03

            Need to play it again.

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 09:01

            I still need to finish it. Awesome game that. That was really a nice original title for me

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 08:59

            OOOOHSNAP

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 23, 2015 at 08:59

          Haha. It’s the same thing, right? Isn’t it?

          Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 09:14

        2000 years ago only manipulative politicians knew how to write. The peasants ate cake.

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 23, 2015 at 09:23

          Well depends on the cake and the quantity, doesn’t sound too bad 😉

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 09:24

            Stale xmas cake.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:25

            Oh no. Then, no thanks.
            Damn. So close though.

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 09:29

            Yellow Cake. They still eat it today.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:29

            Sounds like Ouma Rusks

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 09:31

            with uranium oxide

            RUNS

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:33

            XD

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 09:13

      Mary XXXmas does Dubai

      Reply

    • Deceased

      December 23, 2015 at 13:16

      Wait, what?!
      People actually cause drama over natural language evolution?
      That’s like making a fuss over people using SMS spelling when typing/writing/thinking actual sentences …
      Oh wait – now I understand – “bcoz only fukin rtards write lik dis”
      ( wow, that was harder than I imagined 😐 )

      Reply

  28. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:54

    The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland. The Royal Coat of Arms of Scotland, used prior to 1603 by the Kings of Scotland was supported by two unicorns and the current royal coat of arms of the United Kingdom is supported by a unicorn for Scotland along with a lion for England.

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:54

      Wait….what?

      Reply

    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 08:56

      HA!! Yeah my Scottish mate had an aneurism when he found this out!!

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 08:57

      I always knew Scotland was a fictional place.

      Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 08:58

      this I actually knew…funny shit right there

      Reply

    • HvR

      December 23, 2015 at 08:58

      Happens when you load up on whiskey before designing a Coat of Arms.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 08:59

        Och, aye

        Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 09:00

        or they were time traveling, picked up the phantom pain and played the intro and thought: “this shite right here is what we are going to base our Coat of farms on”

        Reply

      • Original Heretic

        December 23, 2015 at 09:05

        That’s why they wear skirts. They’re too drunk to care.

        Reply

  29. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:56

    Blue whales are the largest animals ever known to have lived on Earth. These magnificent marine mammals rule the oceans at up to 100 feet (30 meters) long and upwards of 200 tons (181 metric tons). Their tongues alone can weigh as much as an elephant.

    Reply

  30. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:59

    Wimbledon organisers lose 50 tennis balls every day with many taken by fans who want a memento. Some 54,000 stamped Slazenger balls are ordered for the two-week Championships with almost 2,000 used every day

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 08:59

      DON’T LOSE YOUR BALLS OVER THE HOLIDAY FOLKS

      Reply

  31. R1ker

    December 23, 2015 at 08:59

    Geez – I thinks this thread is going faster then yesterday. I am struggling to keep up with everything that is being posted

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 09:00

      232 now!

      Reply

  32. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 09:01

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 09:10

      Bwahahahaha those pugs

      Reply

      • HvR

        December 23, 2015 at 10:20

        Gotta get that in a gif

        Reply

  33. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:01

    The moons of Saturn are numerous and diverse ranging from tiny moonlets less than 1 kilometer across to the enormous Titan which is larger than the planet Mercury. Saturn has 62 moons with confirmed orbits, 53 of which have names and only 13 of which have diameters larger than 50 kilometers.

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 09:01

      Here we go

      Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      December 23, 2015 at 09:03

      So why don’t the other 9 have names? You can’t post facts without knowledge

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 09:08

        They ran out of Roman Gods.

        Reply

        • VampyreSquirrel

          December 23, 2015 at 09:11

          LOL!

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 09:11

            Kratos killed them all.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 09:11

            Haha

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:12

            And it was fun!

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 09:12

        Uranus intimidated them

        Reply

  34. Captain JJ 4x

    December 23, 2015 at 09:04

    New humble bundle.
    Get The Last Remnant, Life is Strange ep 1, Tomb Raider 1-3 and Murdered: Soul Suspect all for $1.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 09:10

      “Tomb Raider 1-3 and Murdered: Soul” Is the last one an alternative title for Rise of the Tomb Raider?

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 09:11

        LOL
        Must be.
        A consolation “prize”

        Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 23, 2015 at 09:11

      Was looking at that bundle… not gonna take it… I have WAY too many of those titles already.

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 09:12

        Same here. All but the three Tomb Raiders, which I know I will want for nostalgic value…but never play it. So that’s a “no” for me.

        Reply

  35. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:16

    In Canada, the term “Canadian Bacon” is not used. The cut of meat from the loin is referred to as “back bacon”. In Southern Ontario, “Peameal Bacon”, as it is referred to there, is a similar product; however it is not smoked but rather set in a brine

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 09:29

      Canada also invented the Hawaiian pizza.
      I love them for that. ;D

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 23, 2015 at 09:31

        And here I thought Canadians were nice people.

        Reply

  36. Lord Chaos

    December 23, 2015 at 09:18

    Already almost 300 comments? What are you guys smoking?

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 23, 2015 at 09:24

      B&H… why? 😛

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 23, 2015 at 09:25

        Because clearly it’s… tainted.

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 09:25

      Not smoking, but I did go to bed after 02:00 last night, so I catching my second wind

      Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 09:25

      I’m high on life! – which is what I would say if I were a hippie.

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 23, 2015 at 09:27

        Or on a concussion.

        Reply

  37. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:18

    That moment when you wonder if disqus is broken, or if no one is commenting…

    Reply

  38. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:25

    A spacecraft leaving the surface of Earth, for example, needs to be going about 11 kilometers (7 miles) per second, or over 40,000 kilometers per hour (25,000 miles per hour), to enter orbit. Achieving escape velocity is one of the biggest challenges facing space travel.

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 23, 2015 at 09:26

      And that is why some smart people are suggesting a reloading base on the moon.

      Reply

  39. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:25

    Is it just me, or is the Steam specials exactly the same as the last sale?

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 09:26

      Yea man. I thought there were at least 200 more games that came out in the last two weeks 😉

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 09:26

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 09:28

        The newer games suddenly getting slashed for 75% still gets me quite excited, but for me most of the fun in the sales (and I do still find them fun) is in discovering indies that you didn’t know existed and buying them for R20-R50 a pop and realising that they are brutally awesome.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 09:29

          I still think this is why PC gets AAA shitty ports. Because not enough people buy it day one and too many people wait for a sale. I might be wrong. But it kinda makes sense in my mind

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:32

            I buy games new if they’re good. And I did quite a few this year.
            I know a few people who don’t though, so I can see how that might be the case. But if you look at Steam’s stats then the top selling games each month are the new releases. I think maybe pc gamers are so divided with there being so many genres and options for us, that a “top seller” still only sells about a quarter (or whatever percentage) as many as it would on other platforms.

    • Lord Chaos

      December 23, 2015 at 09:26

      But still perfect to get some new people hooked on it.

      Reply

  40. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 09:26

    LOL disqus is broken again
    *Pesses F5

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 09:29

      “Pesses”?

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 09:29

        F5?

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 09:30

          Press F5 and see what happens

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:32

            O_O
            This day is just a rollercoaster so far.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 09:33

            Wait…..you are serious??????

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:34

            I’m sure I knew it somewhere deep down, but I’m a lazy bastard who doesn’t like extending his arm that far up the keyboard.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:34

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:37

            In my defense, my MS keyboard has TINY function keys.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 09:38

            *Must…. not…. be….. mean….

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:39

            He makes it easy XD

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:39

            I do.
            It’s my curse.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 09:40

            Nothing wrong with being easy.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 09:37

            Kinda looks like you
            O_O

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:38

            I’m hitting at JJ to drop the F5

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 09:38

            *hinting

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:39

            *hungover

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 09:42

            Try loud noises and bright flashing lights.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:47

            How’d you know the cops were chasing me last night?

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:38

            LOL Except he has like 50KG more muscle than me

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:39

            Yea and 5kg less brains.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 09:39

            Hehehehehe

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 10:16

            I watched him do that in Cape Town 2002

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 09:30

          Wait what? Master Race doesn’t know this?
          *Runs

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 09:31

            Shhhhh JJ isn’t a master…he is a padawan…

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 09:32

            Lost intelligence when they shaved his brows.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 09:32

            I’m a clicker!

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 09:30

        Too used to using the plural word for PS 😛

        Reply

  41. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:32

    Ginger is the best stomach woe cure. Taken in any form, it will relieve nausea. Try ginger tea, gingerbread, or gingersnaps. If you’re traveling, take along ginger sticks or crystallized ginger instead of travel sickness pills or patches

    FINALLY RINCE IS USEFUL!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 09:35

      Ginger Brandy is yummy

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 09:37

        I shall try this!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 09:40

          normally I drink it when sick and only then, but it’s a very nice remedy

          Reply

    • HvR

      December 23, 2015 at 10:05

      That is because you do not feel pain or illness when you no longer have a soul.

      PS – thought of Rince flavoured tea made me puke a little.

      Reply

  42. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:32

    Among all animals, ants outweigh us in biomass — putting billions and billions of tons up against humans’ fewer than 500 million. And while they’re both tiny and lacking a backbone, krill are the champs among animals worldwide, in terms of numbers, with a population estimated at 500 trillion…

    Reply

  43. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 09:33

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 09:37

      LOL

      Reply

  44. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 09:39

    Has anyone played Satellite Reign?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 09:40

      Nope, waiting for console port
      *Runs

      Reply

  45. R1ker

    December 23, 2015 at 09:45

    away from laptop for only a few moments and 54 new comments. Let me see what I have missed

    Reply

  46. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 09:46

  47. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 09:52

    https://youtu.be/Wa3VJ2BcjSc

    Showed my Sim the D…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 09:53

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 09:54

      xD

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 09:54

      LOWAT?

      HAHAHAHA

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 23, 2015 at 09:59

      LMAO!!!

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:08

      bwahahaha

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 10:12

      Question, how do you make Sims sick? Do you show them your bank statement after buying all the DLC?
      *Flies away

      Reply

  48. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 09:53

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 09:54

      Idiot.
      Such a rookie mistake.

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 09:55

      Wtf?? I am going to sue SAB because after 48 castles I get tipsy

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 09:57

        I know right? I demand a stronger beer that doesn’t taste like Piss Label

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 09:59

          In a few months, prepare for a stronger one (I’ll send you details on Skype)

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:01

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 10:01

            6%

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:03

            If we drink just that they’ll have to up it to 7% and so on

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:05

            I had a german beer while ago that was 7% Can’t remember what it was called but damn it tasted good. En hulle klap nogal vinnig

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 10:09

            I once had a few 8.6% ones….after my third beer I was pretty funky

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 10:12

            I’ll stick to my 50% vodka

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:14

            Vodka and OJ

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 10:15

            Hell no. You drink it neat.

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:15

            I am not to keen on the heavy stuff. That is why I rather just stick with beer

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:16

            Mayday, Mayday,
            More is dit payday,

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:17

            vodka en ooohhhh jaaayyy

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:22

            XD

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 13:32

            funky or “Schwifty” 😀

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 13:34

            LOL

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 13:37

            😀
            You caught that one didn’t you 😛

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 10:06

            This gif turns me on

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:06

            XD

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 10:07

            A little Californication went on after the lights turned off, or did it? The truth is out there.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:08

            Press X-files to Scully

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 10:08

            lol

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 09:58

        I was thinking of suing CDPR because I missed dinner TWICE while playing Witcher 3 and now I’ve lost weight.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 10:00

          Are you gonna start a new game from scratch?

          Reply

  49. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    December 23, 2015 at 10:05

    I’m currently awaiting the delivery of my logitech g29 racing wheel, hopefully it’ll be delivered today, which also reminds me, once I’ve received it, there’ll be a logitech momo black racing wheel up for grabs for pc…

    Reply

  50. Francois Knoetze

    December 23, 2015 at 10:05

    See I the new need for speed is up for sale on Xbox. For R365. is it worth getting?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 10:06

      If you like arcade racing combined with MS Paint

      Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 10:07

        HAHAHAH!! ok that was the best description I have heard in a while.

        Reply

    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      December 23, 2015 at 10:06

      I wouldn’t…

      Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 10:08

        currently tied down with drive club and Forza 6. was just curious and an itch that doesn’t really need a scratch.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 10:09

          If you dig racing games it may be worth getting it. I doubt it will be as cheap anytime soon

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 10:11

            Love my racers. But more of a Uncharted/Tombraider/Metal Gear/witcher 3 kind of guy in general. But my backlog is hectic at the moment so maybe I should just pass.

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:12

            damnit – that reminds me. Need to see what is on steam for sale

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:13

            o yeah right – completely forgot. Got Saint Row IV game of the century edition for R65

        • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

          December 23, 2015 at 10:16

          I’d go with project cars, it’s really good…

          Reply

  51. HvR

    December 23, 2015 at 10:09

    Passed the 350 comments mark.

    LAUNCH ZEE FIREWORKS!!!!

    http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-22-2013/AgVLTF.gif

    Reply

    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 10:10

      And they needed to go full scale to prove their stupidity

      Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 10:11

      She clenched. Never clench.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 10:11

        Rookie mistake

        Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 10:12

        eish

        Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 10:12

      hahahah!! Firecrack…

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 10:12

        her

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 10:13

        Would be funny if she was a redhead

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 10:13

          eish

          Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 10:13

          Ok now I am laughing way too hard at this.

          Reply

  52. HvR

    December 23, 2015 at 10:13

    Gotta love SARS “threatening tone”

    “You failed to submit the required document in 21 days and that is illegal. NOW you only have another 21 days to submit”

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 10:13

      Hahaha wut?

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 10:13

      42!

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 10:21

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 23, 2015 at 10:22

        SARS of all people understand the meaning of life

        Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 10:16

      yeah dude that penalty fee is kind of a bitch…get an accountant and let them do it for you.

      Reply

      • HvR

        December 23, 2015 at 10:17

        No penalties,is for audit and they owe me money.

        I get back so little will have to give the accountant the refund and pay in the difference.

        Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 10:21

          ah…thought you completely didn’t hand in tax…

          As for the audit. we were all hit this year I think. Zuma’s jet needs fuel after all. Scored majorly though. They owed me money then they decide this year my cell bills and internet bills this year doesn’t count(since when??) so they deducted 10k from the overall payout unfortunately.

          Worse part is once I objected the previous year so they just deducted some more after a re-audit.

          Why didn’t you accountant submit the docs?

          Reply

          • HvR

            December 23, 2015 at 10:27

            No sorry meant I do not use an accountant since it will cost me money.

  53. Mistake Not...

    December 23, 2015 at 10:18

    AND as of speaking, the original talk talk has 7 recommends. So I guess something is confirmed or something.

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 10:24

      Oh yes, refresh for above.

      Reply

  54. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 10:18

  55. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 10:20

  56. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 10:23

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 10:24

      You think we’d get 1k?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 10:25

        So far we are beating yesterdays comments. We need to post things to get people talky talky

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 10:34

          i really think we can make it today. But the downside is i am not commenting as much as yesterday as I am struggling to keep up with current comments being posted today. I don’t want to miss any 🙂

          Reply

  57. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 10:27

    Rise Of The Tomb Raider Demo Appears For Xbox One, I bet it’s because it’s not selling well?
    http://attackofthefanboy.com/news/rise-tomb-raider-demo-appears-xbox-one/

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 10:27

      Do demos even exist anymore?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 10:30

        Not here, because the “Demo” weighs in at 20.8GB which is the same size as the friggin game. I guess they think if people try it for free they’ll buy because they downloaded the entire game.

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 10:33

          Clever bastards. Stupid gamers.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:36

            ^This

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 10:33

        They call it BETA

        Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 10:29

      Saw that too. Sad though…the game is bloody brilliant and one of the best games I played this year.

      Reply

      • HvR

        December 23, 2015 at 10:30

        It is another case of executive and marketing pissing away hard work done by their dev dept.

        At least they are consistent.

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:32

      Why would you even need a DEMO? Its a sequel, if you played the RE-Boot then you know what to expect. WTF?

      Also, remember how they used to push demos before the game came out on the 360? what happened?

      Also, why would you make your game exclusive on a console that never supports 1st party games? Remember the games from Myst studios and Remedy? All failed.

      QUANTUM BREAK is going to fail so bad.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 10:37

        Like I said, they’ll sell more by allowing people to download the whole game and buying a unlock key

        Reply

  58. Dane

    December 23, 2015 at 10:29

    I’m at work but not really working. Heck, I couldn’t care what time of year it is, I just want to go home and play Rocket League. Can I get a +1?

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 10:30

      I just want to get home and play MGS V… but NOOOOOO!! full day work here.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 10:30

      Always

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 10:31

      Your wish is Hammersteyn’s command

      Reply

  59. Mistake Not...

    December 23, 2015 at 10:32

    And remember folks, don’t be fabulous near electric wires

    http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112014/1415340927_broom_dancer_gets_electrocuted.gif

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 10:32

      Hehehe, so satisfying to watch

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 10:32

      xD

      Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 10:35

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 10:36

        DAT FACE

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 10:38

          Damnit not funny. Happened to me as well – more than once o_O

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 10:39

            I can’t imagine how much that must hurt XD

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:52

            Luckily did not happen to me 🙂 When I just finished school years ago we were at a party and the one dude went to relieve himself. You just heard one agonizing scream. We got the fright of our lives and we all ran to see what was up. Found the guys sitting on the grass and his pants totally drenched. It was dark and he did not know he was pissing against an electric fence. And obviously we all had a few too many drinks as well.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:39

            Maybe try it just one more time, I bet it’s off now XD

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 10:39

            Happened to me recently, just worse, accidentally bridged the current gap while checking the docking mechanism of our complex gate’s electric fence.

            Interesting words came out of my mouth that day

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:39

            You spoke in tongues?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 10:40

            Very colourful Afrikaans

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:40

            Whatever you do DO NOT piss against an electric fence. Even if you think it is off

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:41

            Hahahaha

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 10:42

            No offence meant, but ja. That is stupid on a whole new level. Then again, I fear getting my dick bitten off by a rabid baboon ever so slightly less than getting shocked.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:43

            Is it okay to pee into the wind if it means you can wash your hands at the same time

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 10:48

            Nope. No. Uh-uh. These days I pee acid. Destroys my pants. One of the drawbacks of having a Xenomorph dad I am afraid. (My mother was a bit… adventurous in her younger days.)

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:49

            *Facehugs

  60. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 10:33

    QUICKLY!!!

    POST WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLIPBOARD

    (CTRL+V)

    Unless it is NSFW, in which case, please don’t

    Reply

    • HvR

      December 23, 2015 at 10:34

      • HvR

        December 23, 2015 at 10:34

        Sjoe was either that or work password

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 10:37

          Close call

          Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:34

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 10:35

        Yay darwin!

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 10:39

          she dead

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 10:40

            dam, Im turning into reddit

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:40

            At least we know what you’re busy with, upskirt gifs 😛

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 10:41

            Well, DOA extreme is banned in the west… so, all other media seems fine with it 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 10:41

            lol

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 10:40

            You’d still hit that?

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 10:46

            Fallout 4 style. Ill leave the undergarments and steal her caps.

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 10:37

        WHEEEEEEE

        Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 10:34

      I only have NSFW…
      *shuffles away

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 10:35

      %ADABCK-I-TERMINATED, 22-DEC-2015 23:01:39, elapsed time: 00:01:38

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 10:35

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 10:36

        does that even still exists – thought it was shut down. I am now on extratorrent and kickasstorrents

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 10:37

          Dunno, I’m trolling XD

          Reply

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 10:42

            lol

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 10:38

          Busted

          Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 10:35

      sorry – was busy checking back ups. That was the last thing in my clip board

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 10:46

      What about SW spoilers. Can we paste that?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 10:47

        Don’t be silly

        Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 23, 2015 at 10:58

      The link to my installed Steam games on work PC. O_o

      Reply

    • Deceased

      December 23, 2015 at 13:44

      • Deceased

        December 23, 2015 at 13:44

        I failed you 🙁

        sorry guys 🙁

        Reply

  61. Original Heretic

    December 23, 2015 at 10:36

    WOW! Every time I come back here to check up, there’s about 100 more comments. This place is like a puppy taken to the park for the first time: totally out of hand and reckless! But also adorable. And twisted. And willing to poop in your shoe. Then eat the shoe.

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 10:42

      that is why I like cats a bit more…its reckless, happy, lazy and all over the place. but it has a box to poop in and for some odd reason it knows how without guidance o.O…

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:44

      Lazy Gamer should do this everyday. That way we get to ignore the rest of the rubbish like finding that dude in Destiny or whatever its called. 😛

      Its all about hits at the end of the day. Im sure having a sub category Reddit style chat room would up the analytics on the site.

      Reply

      • Original Heretic

        December 23, 2015 at 10:48

        I wouldn’t be able to handle this every day. I actually have work to do today. I know, I am a sad strange little man.
        Wait! No!! I didn’t say little. Neither did she.

        Reply

  62. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 10:42

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 10:44

      Thanks for that.

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:55

      I cant believe Cabbage bombed Farming Sim

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 10:56

        Inorite? Seemed like a perfect match

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 10:56

          Still going for R899 on PS Store.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 11:01

            LOL that’s retarded

  63. Mistake Not...

    December 23, 2015 at 10:49

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 10:49

      Einaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 10:50

        Slim vang sy Ballas…

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 10:51

          KOPSKOOT

          Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:50

      Bwahahahaha Ive seen worse. FUCK school.

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 10:51

        FUCK is not what that kid is going to do for the rest of his days, I am afraid.

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 10:51

          He just beats the shit out of people for their lunch money.

          Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:53

      Lee would be proud.

      Reply

  64. Dresden

    December 23, 2015 at 10:54

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 10:58

      I wish him the best of luck at his next job interview.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 11:01

        Interviewer : So, any special skills?
        Darth Vader : I like choking people

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 11:05

          “Vader, 43 — formerly known as Eric Welch — chose the name because he is a big fan of the sci-fi fantasy series and always gravitated towards the Sith Lord’s character.”

          Im sure you will fit in great.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 11:06

            He’s probably gonna apply for a job at the IRS

          • Lord Chaos

            December 23, 2015 at 11:07

            Should he not have chosen Emperor Palpatine? What with the Leukemia and all?

            *Confirmed one way ticket to hell, do not collect 200 bucks.

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 11:00

      I guess Douchebag de Klerk was taken?

      Reply

  65. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 11:07

    Almost 500!

    Reply

  66. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 11:07

  67. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 11:14

    This dude is everywhere

    http://i.imgur.com/89mdMIn.gifv

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 11:15

      Is that Keith Apicary?

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 11:16

        Yup

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 11:17

          XD

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 11:19

  68. Mistake Not...

    December 23, 2015 at 11:17

    Be careful where you point your fingers this festive season
    http://i.giphy.com/pmGToL2jnxZgA.gif

    Reply

  69. Mistake Not...

    December 23, 2015 at 11:17

    500th!!

    Reply

  70. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 11:23

    Bwahahaha

    Reply

    • Umar

      December 23, 2015 at 11:43

      Man is my hero. Spokesperson for Sega and Neo-Geo~!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 11:43

        But most of all, the Virtual Boy

        Reply

  71. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 11:23

    • Gavin Mannion

      December 23, 2015 at 11:27

      That’s because it got high scores from the review events where people didn’t complete the game

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 11:33

        I always thought there was a cardinal rule with journalists that they cant talk about something they have not tried. Including finishing the game. I remember 4 years ago nobody ever released a review without experiencing the product in full. When did it all change?

        Reply

        • Jan Prins

          December 23, 2015 at 11:34

          When it became a rat-race.

          Reply

        • Gavin Mannion

          December 23, 2015 at 12:06

          Not all games can be completed anymore. The world has changed and now we need to make judgement calls.

          Also MGS got ruined with after release DLC that changed it entirely.

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 12:21

            Ya, its going to get worse. Somebody will have to finish FF 15 in 3 days before the embargo lifts. I feel for game reviewers. Also if they include shit like DLC and multi player as a selling point on the box then it all has to reviewed as a sum of its whole even if the single player far outweighs the others.

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 11:37

        LOL must be, I’ve yet to finish it

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 11:40

          All narrative has a beginning, middle and end. Why should the end ruin the middle?

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 11:40

            Because The Matrix Revolutions did it first?

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 11:42

            lol, I had so much fun in the middle of MGSV that I did not want it to end. So I spent 100hours in the middle and 5hours on the end.

            I LOVED THE END. But then again Im one of those gamers who loves playing Everybody’s gone to Rapture.

            Modern gamers are spoilt little shits.

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 11:43

            I actually wish there were more games like Bloodborne. Ones which really challenge you and treat you like an adult.

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 11:47

            The Witcher 3 treats the gamer as an adult. Probably the only 18 rated game that is actually adult. All the other 18 rated games are targeted towards 13 year olds.

            Bloodbourne was a mature game for veteran gamers. Also Retro in next gen clothing.

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 11:30

      Ya, what gives? I thought gamers wanted FUN, Gameplay with 1080p/60fps. It delivered over 200hours worth of gaming in whatever style you wanted.

      But then again look at how Fallout 4 hardly featured at the awards. I think gamers are afraid to admit it but they do want their hands held through a linear narrative driven game.

      That and the fact we are just to over privileged.

      MGSV was Retro arcade dressed in Next gen clothing. Deal with it gamers.

      Reply

  72. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 11:32

    I am late to the party!!!!! What did I miss? Why did I sleep so late!

    http://www.catgifs.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/206_confused_cat_gifs.gif

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 11:33

      You missed only about half a thousand comments

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 11:34

        Yoh, when you say it that way….

        Reply

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 11:34

        Hahaha that makes it sound infinitely more overwhelming xD

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 11:39

      PTSD

      Reply

  73. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 11:34

    I need a hug…

    Reply

  74. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 11:36

    Mebbe you guys can help! Anyone know of a wedding venue that will cater for 20 people? I need to find one STAT! Has to be an hour or so from JHB…

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 11:37

      My house. Bring beer

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 11:38

        Yeah. No. Thanks.

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 11:38

      yeah, Gavins house. he’s got a swimming pool as well

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 11:39

        I can’t. It is going to be a good old fashioned Christian wedding. Can’t have Grumpy Pants Mannion ruin it for us. 🙂

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 11:40

          XD

          Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 11:42

      Wynand Marais saal. Birchleigh Kempton Park

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 11:43

        I have horrible dreams (or is that memories) about a guy called Wynand.

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 11:46

          lol. If you do decide to go there I can crash it 🙂 Its about 500 meters from my house. But seriously it is a community hall. I am not sure about pricing though. My friends wedding reception was there.

          Reply

  75. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 11:37

    3 long scrolls down and straight into a D mankini pic, curses!

    Reply

  76. RinceThis

    December 23, 2015 at 11:41

    Over 500 comments from 6 people, go on leave already you cocks!

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 23, 2015 at 11:42

      There he is ! xD

      Reply

      • RinceThis

        December 23, 2015 at 11:43

        Yeah, sitting in my pants with a beer hungover because I am ON LEAVE! Woot! PS Hateful 8 is brilliant people!

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 11:44

          I really need to go see that as well. But first Star Wars

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 11:45

            Yes!

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 11:47

            Awesome movie. Seen it twice already. go!

        • Mistake Not...

          December 23, 2015 at 11:44

          Where did you see it? If you can divulge that info

          Reply

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 11:46

            A contact 😉 I was up till 3am watching the fucking thing. It’s over 3 hours long. I thought ‘hey, I just watched this pile of turd called The Intern (because I thought ‘It has De Niro in!’) and had to clear the after taste out my mouth. 3 hours later, 3 bottles of wine and my brain was doing a Johnny Darko. The movie is brilliant.

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 11:49

            Still about 40 days before Ster-Kinekor gets it. Rage.

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 11:57

            Because Disney told all the Cinemas to run Star Spaz another month. Fuck all the other films.

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 12:01

            I don’t get it. It’s like there’s only one friggin cinema or something. But they don’t mind playing Alvin & the Chipmunks in H8ful eight’s place

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 11:56

            What’s the contacts name? Yify?

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 11:57

            Yify don’t have cam rips….
            Or so I have been told. Have never in my live been to any of those sites.

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 11:56

            These old actors all turn funny odd. De Niro WTF?

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 11:54

          Shhhhhhhh its not even at the cinema yet…

          Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 11:55

          pants? are you having guests?

          Reply

    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 11:42

      Says the pussy. (MEOW!)

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 11:43

      that just show you how much work we actually have to do at the moment

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 11:44

      Does ignoring emails count as leave, doing that atm.

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 11:48

        oh shit – my outlook is still closed. Have not read a single mail the whole day

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 11:50

          LOL!

          Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 11:50

          HAHA

          Reply

      • RinceThis

        December 23, 2015 at 11:48

        Burp. Yes!

        Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 11:58

        Tell them Broke Back Mountain has no signal.

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 11:53

      7 now

      Reply

  77. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 11:44

    Give me some ideas on what good games to buy this Steam sale 😛

    Transistor, Space Engineers and Rust seem like good picks.

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 11:45

      Transistor, Transistor, & Transistor

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 11:46

        It’s like 50 buks, so that gets added 😛

        Reply

        • Mistake Not...

          December 23, 2015 at 11:50

          Enjoy 😀

          Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 11:46

      I’ve got my mouse over Satellite Reign…

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 11:47

        RTS?

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 11:49

          Not quite, remember Syndicate and Syndicate Wars of old?

          Reply

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 11:52

            Nope, but I see Trev has it so you can ask him how it is 😛

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 11:53

      JJ will say Transistor, Trevor will say Trine

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 11:54

        And good old boys are drinkin’ whiskey and rye

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 12:00

          Bells

          Reply

  78. HvR

    December 23, 2015 at 11:47

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 11:50

      O_O

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 11:50

        His people needed him

        Reply

  79. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 11:51

    I have a Steam emergency, today of all days (refresh for pic…if you dare)

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 23, 2015 at 11:53

      Damn, that’s a shame. And only 3.5 gigglebytes XD. New HD for Xmas maybe

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 11:58

        I think ARK takes about 80% of my drive with the weekly super updates it receives

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 11:55

      Are you using a console HHD?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 11:55

        HAHAAAA

        Reply

        • Ottokie

          December 23, 2015 at 12:02

          All origin backed up games being deleted now. Get off my lawn EA!

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 12:06

            GOOD

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 11:56

        Hahaha xD

        Reply

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 12:06

        Just started going through some stuff to make space…finds a Winamp install from 2009. Nostalgia overload!

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 12:06

          O_O

          Reply

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 12:07

            And some sprays I used in Counter strike 1.6 xD

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 12:07

          Virus scan – quickly

          Reply

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 12:08

            Anti Virus does not exist on my PC xD I format way to much

  80. Mistake Not...

    December 23, 2015 at 11:58

    So Ori & the Blind Forest is on sale for R130. On my current internet plan, the data I need to download it will cost R430. More than the game itself.

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 23, 2015 at 11:59

      That sucks, Ori is AMAZING!

      Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 23, 2015 at 12:06

        I have Witcher 3 on PS4. It would cost me R1730 to download it on PC.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 12:08

          O_o I guess uncapped isn’t an option?

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 12:09

            Still weighing up all the options.

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 12:08

          Damn bru – can’t you get ADSL. Or is telkom making it impossible for you to buy their product

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 12:09

            Telkom is the root of all evil

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 12:10

            otherwise try this:

            http://bitco.co.za/

        • Ottokie

          December 23, 2015 at 12:09

          Have you looked at the 50GB LTE deals popping up around and about?

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 12:10

            I always miss them. I’m stuck with MTN and they never have anything special

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 12:13

            R700 for 50GB LTE at Telkom, unfortunately its 24 month contract based

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 12:14

            Checking it out now. Seems tempting. Do you know if it uses your phone line?

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 12:15

            Nope it’s cell tower based. check the telkom coverage map first 🙂

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 12:16

            Yaay! That line was my problem in the first place. Thanks

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 12:18

            Just watch out for the R599 Uncapped LTE from them, in the fine print they state it’s a 10GB softcap before you get throttled. Capped products > Uncapped.

          • Mistake Not...

            December 23, 2015 at 12:23

            Ironically. Thanks a bunch

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 12:26

            Also that thing runs at 50Mbps (5-7 Mbps real speed), data go’s WOOOSH!!!!! xD

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 11:59

      I think I need that game

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 12:00

      1st world problems

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 12:03

        Christmas is a planet problem. It should be banned. But then we all know what would happen to the global financial economy 🙁

        Fcuking commercial bollocks. These memes are too deep rooted to remove thanks to tradition.

        Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 23, 2015 at 12:01

      Maybe someone lives close to you that has the files 😛

      Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 23, 2015 at 12:02

        No. I have tried everything. I have just accepted the crappy internet. I actually ran out of data looking for gifs for this thread

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 12:02

      R6130 I need a Bone first 🙁

      Reply

      • RinceThis

        December 23, 2015 at 12:05

        You wouldn’t know what to do with one! *run

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 12:31

          I would play RISE OF THE TOMB RAIDER and then… use it as a summer fan.

          Reply

  81. Gavin Mannion

    December 23, 2015 at 12:13

    only 614 comments…. you have failed this city

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 12:14

      There’s still time 🙁

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 23, 2015 at 12:18

        I think we can beat yesterday’s record

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 12:21

          we only have 180 more comments to go then yesterday’s record is beaten

          Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 23, 2015 at 12:14

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 12:14

        hahaha

        Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 12:14

      The day is only half way through. I think we are ahead of where we were yesterday this time.

      Reply

  82. Mistake Not...

    December 23, 2015 at 12:21

    Off to do xmas shopping. Not too many cat gifs while I’m gone

    http://i.giphy.com/JfLdIahamXQI0.gif

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 12:22

      Don’t get trampled to death – we need you back so we can break the record of yesterday

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 12:22

      Good luck, dont forget the pepper spray.

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 12:39

      These are the little shits you will see at the mall today

      http://i.imgur.com/JXgjwtZ.gifv

      Reply

  83. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 12:22

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 12:23

      lol

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 12:23

      bwahahaha

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 12:26

      BOOOOM Hahaha NOPE

      Reply

  84. Francois Knoetze

    December 23, 2015 at 12:24

    man I could do with an ice cold local brewed beer…

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 12:28

      Think I have some in the fridge. The thing is the fridge is 36.6 kilometers from me at the moment 🙁

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 12:29

        I have 24 waiting for me a few meters away, collection and home-time is imminent

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 12:30

          Then you should have a cold one on me 😛

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 12:35

            I’d rather have a cold one in my hand than on you

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 12:29

      Nope, all energy reserves are being stored for that crazy day of over indulgence. Remember each beer borrows a little bit of happiness from tomorrow. Im still paying for the weekend. Sigh getting old sucks.

      Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 12:39

        getting old suck balls…how I miss my health and body from 8 years ago…

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 12:41

          Funny enough I was skinny as fuck and couldn’t grow a beard to save my life. Then I started to really drink hard.

          Reply

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 12:41

            I had that same problem. And also used the same resolution 🙂

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 12:42

            XD

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 12:32

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 12:35

        WHERE IS THE BACON?????????????????

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 12:36

          Oh yas!

          Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 12:37

        EEEK!!! damn you!!!

        Reply

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 12:38

        That looks so deliciously unhealthy

        Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 12:38

          my arteries are attacking from within!

          Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 12:41

        you just inspired dinner!! accompanied with a fat chunk of steak!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 12:41

          Sooooooo good

          Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

          December 23, 2015 at 12:42

          Fat chunk of steak, BUT, with not TOO much fat on it

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 12:42

            sissy…

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 12:43

            I said not TOO much

            I want meat, not fat

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 12:44

            hahahah!! nothing beats knowing a good butcher.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 12:44

            True dat

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 12:43

            it’s rib eye so it won’t have much fat 😛

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 12:44

            Mmmmmm…nomnoms

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 12:47

        Far tooooo much effort. A bag Simba chips. Sorted.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 12:48

          LOL crunchy

          Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 12:54

          ITS NOT THE SAME!!! you might as well order a garlic pizza for delivery

          Reply

  85. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 12:40

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 12:41

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 12:44

      Thats exactly how I feel

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 12:44

      bwahahaha

      Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 12:46

      oh man this is depressing…I am staring out of my office at the road below and everybody is on holiday, in swimwear and on the beach.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 12:46

        Wow, that is depressing.

        Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 12:48

        I would rather be in the office. We spent 3 billion years trying to get out the sea only to GITS during xmas.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 12:49

          Over here it’s more like GITM

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 12:50

            Get in the motorcar

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 12:50

            Mall XD

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 12:56

            Oh. I would not impose that on my worst enemy. I get my xmas gifts from the office stationary cupboard.

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 12:50

          still trying to figure our why the hell you would travel 1600km to sit on a clustered up beach with a heap of sweaty people lying almost on top of you then sit in traffic jams, can’t buy food bec it is so clutter with holiday goers just like you for 2 whole weeks..

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 12:52

            Its simple. Its the holiday version of dropping your kids off at pre-school. Only pick them up at lost property on the 4th of Jan. They do it at Durban every year. PURE GENIUS 🙂

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 12:53

            I love it!!

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 12:53

            😛

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 14:02

            I’m heading to a 7km private beach in an hour 🙂
            The drive there is just around 4 hours – oh also – can’t wait 🙂

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:02

            NO PAAAAANTS

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 12:49

        The swimwear part I like 😛

        Reply

  86. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 12:41

    I’ve just realised something…..two articles, way more than a thousand comments…..

    This means….

    Reply

  87. Francois Knoetze

    December 23, 2015 at 12:58

    What is you favourite Xmas meal? bec I ran out of topics and Batman always wins the internet…

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 13:00

      Steak on a braai

      Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 13:02

        that is also the favourite every meal…unless you braai steak once a year bec then we need to talk about your eating habits

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 13:02

          But we always braai on xmas day

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 13:04

            love it, I wish my family would be more modern. Instead the females SLAVE away in a baking hot kitchen all day. ITS NOT THE VICTORIAN AGE 😛

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 13:06

            If we braaied on Xmas day we would eat on Boxing day…

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 13:06

            LOVE IT, WE NEED MORE WOOD!!!

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 14:13

            Phrasing…

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 13:06

            Is it because @google-b3ba07f0835438e0c954c94031814a2f:disqus eats his steak well done?

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 13:07

            hahahahah

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 13:08

            bwahahaha

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 13:09

            You should send him that vidya you sent me about the well done steak

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 13:07

            The meat that was left over the previous day – duh

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 13:07

            But the fire keeps getting cold 😛

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 13:07

            that leftover meat makes killer sarmies!

        • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

          December 23, 2015 at 13:02

          I only braai steaks on days that end with a ‘y’

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 13:03

            In that case: “as you were”

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 13:00

      BEER

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 13:00

        Seconded

        Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 13:01

        but thats the favourite every meal o.O

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 13:01

          Exactly, its like treating your wife nice 365 days a year instead of only Valentines day 😛

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 13:02

          Why eat anything else?

          Reply

      • RinceThis

        December 23, 2015 at 13:01

        this

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 13:05

          with potatoes.

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 23, 2015 at 13:20

            Or just go with a potato-based alcohol, like vodka!

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 14:29

            You’re a potato!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 23, 2015 at 14:51

            You’re a CARROT.

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 13:01

        and yes – Beer to go along with the braai

        Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 13:01

      Lamb ribs on braai

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 13:01

      Steak and beer, Whiskey and baked pudding for desert

      Reply

    • Raptor Rants

      December 23, 2015 at 13:28

      Potjie

      Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 13:30

        hells bells yes!! that sounds awesome. What type of potjie?

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 13:30

          oxtail

          Reply

        • Raptor Rants

          December 23, 2015 at 13:36

          Oxtail. The only kind of course

          Reply

  88. Original Heretic

    December 23, 2015 at 13:01

    Fast approaching yesterday’s total, I see. C’mon guys, not many more comments to go!

    Reply

  89. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 13:02

    Winning Batman after the year I had…..I have hope for 2016!!!

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H0Fk_3h31vs/hqdefault.jpg

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 13:04

      Damn – now we have to find comment of the week from these two threads. And well admiral since you started this…. Good luck 😛

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 13:05

        I choose this one.
        Done

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 13:05

          Done and done

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 13:09

            Where is the beer? Oh wait, right here

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 13:05

          Thats cheating

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 13:06

            That’s a Lazygamer

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 13:06

            touche

  90. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 13:04

    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 13:07

      Why does that dart player look like Matt Lucas?

      Reply

  91. Raptor Rants

    December 23, 2015 at 13:12

    Tl;dr

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 13:12

      Alo Mr Raptor

      Reply

      • Raptor Rants

        December 23, 2015 at 13:21

        Sup

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 13:24

          you missed a busy day

          Reply

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 13:29

            its probably still busy…kind of…

          • Raptor Rants

            December 23, 2015 at 13:40

            Sorry man. Wife was booked in to hospital. Had an op today to remove gallbladder. Holiday so far hasn’t been what I expected

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 13:42

            Ag no man. Sorry to hear. Hope your wife will be well soon.

  92. Raptor Rants

    December 23, 2015 at 13:27

    Can we make this a regular Friday feature?

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 13:29

      that would actually be awesome

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 13:35

        Damn dude – when everyone gets back to work next year we actually have to do something called work

        Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 13:45

          but…some of us are still at work…

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 13:46

            We might be at work, but are we really working?

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 13:47

            I am PRETENDING MY BEST HERE!! I even have my big boy pants on and glasses. Nobody can tel you jack when you have glasses on!

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 13:50

            plus i am kind of hidden away…social media and swift programming isnt exactly that exciting…

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 13:55

            But that is kinda my point. I am also at work. (Does not mean I am working lol) but when everyone gets back we won’t be able to loaf like we are now

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 14:06

            ok true… I kind of forgot how busy I actually get

    • HvR

      December 23, 2015 at 13:35

      That is why we have FFD, ignore Geoff and post what we want

      Reply

  93. Dresden

    December 23, 2015 at 13:33

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 13:33

      CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS!

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 13:34

        me either…….

        Reply

    • Raptor Rants

      December 23, 2015 at 13:42

      Hahahahaha

      Reply

  94. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 13:35

    Wow, and we didn’t even talk Warframe…..yet

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 13:35

      facepalm

      Reply

    • DragonSpirit009

      December 23, 2015 at 13:58

      Warframe killed me last night. Started at 11pm. Finally decided to stop at 3am and went to bed. Then my mother wakes me up at 4am to help her with the cakes. I’m exhausted!

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:00

        Your mother is an evil woman!

        Who did you play with?

        Reply

        • DragonSpirit009

          December 23, 2015 at 14:03

          At that moment she was but then she made it up by buying me lamb ribs which we’re going to braai over the weekend.

          I just went solo. I’ve never played with other people before.

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:04

            Oh ok, did you like it? (The game, not the solo play thing)

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:09

            Yeah I really like the game. Really loving the bow and arrow action so far. Still struggling with the mods and stuff but I kinda figured it out a bit

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:10

            Cool. What starter frame did you take?

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:13

            Volt. I like the electricity element! ^_^
            Do warframe’s have a limit on leveling?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:25

            Lvl30 per frame and per weapon

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:27

            Ah cool. I still have a lot of levels to go then. I think I’m on 12 or something.

  95. DragonSpirit009

    December 23, 2015 at 13:41

    Yes! Finally off dish washing duty!! Now I can talk!!

    Reply

  96. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 13:47

    777

    Reply

  97. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 13:48

    Even Youtube is quiet, new videos are drying up…. lazy bastards

    Reply

    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 13:53

      You missed my Mankini Sickness?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 13:53

        Nope, saw and commented

        Reply

        • Jan Prins

          December 23, 2015 at 13:54

          I’m sorry you had to see that…

          Reply

  98. Generic ZA

    December 23, 2015 at 13:49

    Community Talk Talk 2, the sequel, at this rate we’re going to end up with a 7 edition box set before the end of the year, probably branded as Community Wars. ;P

    Reply

    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 13:50

      If it’s in the form a an epic, real life paintball game, count me in!

      Reply

  99. Original Heretic

    December 23, 2015 at 13:50

    Aaaaand now there’s officially more comments than yesterday. *slow clap*

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 13:56

      Now we have to achieve what we could not yesterday. To break the 1000 mark

      Reply

      • Original Heretic

        December 23, 2015 at 14:01

        Right, everyone post as many random comments as possible. Aaaand go!

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

          December 23, 2015 at 14:02

          Go where? I just got here

          Reply

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 14:03

            Thought you were here the whole day?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:04

            I went to the bathroom quickly 😀

          • Original Heretic

            December 23, 2015 at 14:05

            Did you go to grin? I read something earlier about grinning in the bathroom. I found it disturbing.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:06

            Nope, have not gone for a poop today yet. BUT THERE IS STILL TIME FOR A BATTLE CRY LATER!!!

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:08

            I need to make a poop.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:09

            Ploploplop

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:10

            Remember to take your phone with that trip

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:10

            No reception in the stalls I am afraid.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:11

            I take mine with for Soda Crush

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:11

            Games on phone?

  100. DragonSpirit009

    December 23, 2015 at 13:52

    I really shouldn’t be watching Food Network. The munchies is growing

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 13:54

      It’s so bad for you o.O…especially Diners, drive ins and dives. Some of that stuff is horrid but the other stuff!? OH MY!!

      Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        December 23, 2015 at 13:55

        I’m actually watching Triple D right now. I’m craving burgers.

        Reply

        • Gavin Mannion

          December 23, 2015 at 13:57

          I hate that show. Now Man vs Food… that’s got some epic stuff

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 13:58

            Agreed

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 13:58

            You sad lot. have you nothing better to do than watch Food shows?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 13:59

            I never watch food shows, but what I’ve seen about that show, I like

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:01

            I have to diet. Getting married next year. So food shows like that? Make me cry…

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 14:03

            Don’t worry – after you get married you will be packing up the extra pounds again in no time 🙂

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 13:59

            I watched Independence Day before I switched channels XD

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 13:58

            I couldn’t eat like that guy to save my life

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:01

            I like most of the shows on Food Network. Some of my best dinner dishes comes from all these shows!

  101. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 13:55

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 13:59

      DutchMartrix!

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:00

        I KNEW it, the way he came across! UNMASKED!

        Reply

        • Jan Prins

          December 23, 2015 at 14:00

          Oy! I can never be as offensive as that guy!

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:01

            Says the guy modding Darryn’s mankini into a Sims game

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:01

            xD

            BBBBUSTED

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:02

            Hey! I mod a lot of stuff into Sims games! You should see my Power Girl impressionist paintings!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:01

            TOO LATE

            No two men can have the same bad taste in a woman…

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:02

            Oh snap

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:02

            xD

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:03

            Tell that to Pamela Anderson’s husbands…

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:03

            True dat. Maybe a young Pam…nope

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:04

            Cindy Crawford please if we’re sticking to that timeline

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:04

            Sold

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:04

            Hey! Hey! Watchit! Watch it!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:05

            What? U no like her?

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:06

            She was my first supermodel crush. Had a poster I bought at OK stores and everything.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:07

            First woman to make a mole look sexy

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:07

            She dated a mole?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:07

            Intimately, so close, she wore it on her face!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:07

            No, Rince wasn’t old enough back then

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:08

            You saying Rince had a chance??? o_O

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:09

            O_o

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:09

            IMPOSSIBRU

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:07

            Yup, this man knows!

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 14:05

            Claudia Scheffer – enough said

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:06

            Also a excellent choice. Feels like we’re selecting them of a wine menu

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 14:16

            We might be giving our age away here.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:19

            XD

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:06

            Hmmmm, true, but Cindy >>> Claudia

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 14:06

            We have to agree to disagree

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:07

            I agree that you are incorrect, yes

            😛

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 14:13

            Michelle Pfeifer…hands down still the hottest tannie for her age

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 14:14

            Well played sir – well played

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:14

            Meh. Betty White!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:14

            Nice

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:17

            Hands down you say?…

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 14:22

            hands free?

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 14:20

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:04

            So your saying you’re not Dutch Matrix but Pamela Andersons husband?

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:05

            I am not Dutch Matrix nor am I married to Pamela Anderson.

  102. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:03

    Just FYI, I’ve sent another article for tomorrow through to Gavin, so with any luck, we can talk more kak tomorrow!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:05

      Working half day. tomorrow. Will be tricky to beat today

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:05

        Likewise, I just though a troosprys would be nice

        Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 14:06

        same here..

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:07

          Why? Because pagan holiday that’s why

          Reply

          • Original Heretic

            December 23, 2015 at 14:09

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 14:07

          Same here. We knock off at 12h00. But at least I will have something to do until then

          Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      December 23, 2015 at 14:05

      I’m just debating whether we can handle another Tsunami of comments

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:08

        😀

        Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:08

        Hahahaha! Next year when you send the sites comments and viewers through to the people wanting to place an ad you will thank us!! (Is that how it works?)

        Reply

        • Gavin Mannion

          December 23, 2015 at 14:12

          lol not really… but I will be boasting about how our community forced us to post articles just to they can continue chatting to each other. Then I’m going to sell you all out and buy a boat

          Reply

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:14

            Rowboat?

          • Gavin Mannion

            December 23, 2015 at 14:14

            powered by physical effort… how insulting

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:16

            Well, you do not believe in God. So ROW YOU BLOODY HEATHEN ROW!!!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:18

            Maybe he can buy a jet and park it at HEATHROW

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:19

            Oh you win the internet with that one!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:14

            Gravy boat?

          • Jonah Cash

            December 23, 2015 at 14:17

            Like you don’t already have a boat from taking all the monies for writing only positive articles about shit games?! Hahahaha

          • Deceased

            December 23, 2015 at 14:23

            You … I like you …

    • DragonSpirit009

      December 23, 2015 at 14:06

      Whoop whoop. You guy are seriously the only people I get to talk to XD

      Reply

    • Generic ZA

      December 23, 2015 at 14:07

      Kak? Is that an acronym for Kreative & Kool, just checking as slang and phrases change so quickly these days

      Reply

  103. Jonah Cash

    December 23, 2015 at 14:07

    Man you people have a lot of shit to talk about!! I am semi working, I work and then I stop for hours on end and then I work again. Busy watching Troy at the moment… Fokken DSTV showing me old classics already!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:08

      I was happy they showed independance day this weekend

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:09

        Also watched it, the wife rolled her eyes and went outside of the house… Outside like a heathen woman!?!

        Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        December 23, 2015 at 14:15

        I watched it about a hour ago. Still love that movie!

        Reply

        • Jonah Cash

          December 23, 2015 at 14:16

          When he hits the alien back into its ship when it tries to jump scare him and say: now that is what I call a close encounter… That bits makes me happy every time!

          Reply

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:18

            I like that whole scene. Even my mother sat down to watch it with me and she wasn’t even in the mood for it!

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 14:22

        I have the uncut version at home on DVD. Quite a nice few extra scenes that were not in the main movie

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:23

          The trailer for the sequel looks interesting. I dig Jeff Goldblum

          Reply

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:24

            I agree! I’m pretty curious about the second movie

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 14:24

            did not know the trailer for the sequel is out yet. Will go check it when I am at home

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 14:08

      HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:09

        to hell with that. Archers, fire!

        Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:09

        He just died… again

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:10

          a good death is it’s own reward, but being dragged behind a chariot is basically receiving a teabagging

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:11

            HAHAHAHA

            Now that is T-Shirt quote material right there!

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:36

      Cant wait for NETFLIX to arrive on our PS4s next year.

      Reply

  104. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:10

    So yesterday’s record was OBLITERATED a short while ago

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:11

      of course it was. 1000 here we come!

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 14:13

        What she said?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:13

          Yeah, what’s her name again? That broke the record?

          Reply

          • Jonah Cash

            December 23, 2015 at 14:15

            Lisa Sparks Hammer… 919

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:17

            O_o just imagine the smell.
            *Vomits violently

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:17

            I wonder if she smoked afterwards?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:19

            [inspects vomit]
            Interesting breakfast you had there dude

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:20

            Bacon and melted cheese sandwiches XD

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:20

            [takes a whiff]
            Hot sauce?

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:21

            Nag, cafeteria made it

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:21

            *nah

          • Jonah Cash

            December 23, 2015 at 14:19

            I hope she had baby wipes or something on hand or feet or mouth or ….. nope not going there

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:20

            Or a fucking mop

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:20

            So the mop got in on the action too? Wow.

      • Dresden

        December 23, 2015 at 14:21

        • Jan Prins

          December 23, 2015 at 14:22

          What she said!

          Reply

  105. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 14:13

    iI dunno what’s real or fake but I love it

    Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 14:19

      one of my favourite shows. As for it being fake: think a lot of this is real. worked with so many people in the industry this isn’t actually new.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:22

        Also what he points out most of the times is so obvious

        Reply

        • Francois Knoetze

          December 23, 2015 at 14:38

          the worst is people are so oblivious to it most of the time and just leave it be.

          Reply

  106. Jonah Cash

    December 23, 2015 at 14:14

    I have perfected how to talk to my wife. Let her talk and just make an encouraging noise every 30 seconds. We just had a 5 minute chat and I said maybe 5 words… Winning

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:15

      That’s most men. XD

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:18

        Yes but I have only been married 6 years so I have still been trying to have conversations with her… Big mistakes were made!

        Reply

        • Gavin Mannion

          December 23, 2015 at 14:20

          15 years for me next year… I barely notice if she’s in the same house anymore… #Progress?

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:21

            O_O

          • Jonah Cash

            December 23, 2015 at 14:23

            I do think that it is best for a marriage if both parties can focus on the kids when they are around and just leave each other alone for the rest of the time!

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 14:35

            bwahahaha

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 14:45

            you certainly don’t notice after a few beers lol

    • DragonSpirit009

      December 23, 2015 at 14:20

      This is how I talk to my friends. Sometimes I get caught out

      Reply

    • Deceased

      December 23, 2015 at 14:26

      “Hmmmm” is the sound to make ( sounds like you’re pondering about what she’s telling you )

      Works with most women that want to “converse” but it’s a one sided conversation 😐

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:27

        They only want one sided conversations in my opinion. They don’t really care what we have to say at all.

        Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 14:34

      Jeez but they can talk sometimes…I am busy running all kinds of things in my head and its : JAP JAP JAP JAP JAP…”yes I agree”…mmm mmm…JAP JAP JAP…

      the worst is when I am actually trying to sleep and they think its a great idea of waking me from my sleep to talk about a 4 hour old topic.

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:40

        Rehashing old fights is mine’s end level boss. Get it bed tired and after 5 minutes I can hear her thinking on how to start the earlier fight from scratch again…

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:34

      You forgot to throw the word “sorry” into the mix.

      Reply

    • DragonSpirit009

      December 23, 2015 at 14:42

      You guys do know all women know this trick right?

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:49

        If it still keeps her happy then who am I not to oblige…

        Reply

  107. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 14:19

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:20

      Hi there!

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 23, 2015 at 14:23

        Just remembered she posed for playboy as well.
        Walks off pretending not to google

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:24

          hahaha

          Reply

    • Jonah Cash

      December 23, 2015 at 14:23

      Wie is die ou tannie?

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 14:24

      Sjoe, maar sy het BAIE oud geword

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:25

        Yeah, but she’s still got it

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:28

      GILF!!!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:28

        Don’t care. Would still murder 20 men for one night with her

        Reply

        • Jan Prins

          December 23, 2015 at 14:29

          Yup…

          Reply

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 14:31

          Its that Cherokee blood. Ill poke her huntes

          Reply

        • RinceThis

          December 23, 2015 at 14:34

          And yet the little Richard Gear got there first lol

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:35

            I’ll start with him XD

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 14:35

            Reeealy, I’d rather start with her *runs

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:36

            HAhahaha

          • RinceThis

            December 23, 2015 at 14:41

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 14:37

            bwahahaha

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 14:37

            Token dumb blonde

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:29

      2 more years then the baton gets passed

      Reply

  108. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 14:20

  109. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 14:25

  110. Jonah Cash

    December 23, 2015 at 14:25

    Fact of the matter is: Sex is highly overrated… 1000 comments here we come!

    Reply

    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 14:26

      I kind of agree with you.

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 14:26

      You are doing it wrong it seems

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:28

        No way! It is fun, but there are a lot easier ways to have fun.

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:26

      Sex is like Rise of the Tomb Raider for me

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:26

        Mythical?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:26

          Timed exclusive

          Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 14:26

        Timed exclusive, at least.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:27

          what I just said XD

          Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 14:27

        No tombs to raid.

        Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 14:27

        Rise of the Tomb Raider… You just made that game’s title dirty…

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 14:28

          xD

          Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 14:31

      Actually agree with you too… the west just glorifies it a bit more than anything else.

      Reply

  111. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 14:27

    950!

    Reply

    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 14:27

      951

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:28

        lol (952)

        Reply

    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 14:28

      We have a goal. And we have a dream. And we have nothing better to do!

      Reply

      • Original Heretic

        December 23, 2015 at 14:29

        But if I was at home right now, I’d totally be gaming.

        Reply

  112. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:27

    Dammit disqus comments are disappearing, I guess we’ll know what happens when we hit 1k

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:28

      ctrl+F5?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:29

        Screw it, NEW WINDOW!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:29

          hehe

          Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:29

        DRAAAAAAAAAAT PRES RELOAD INSTEAD OF DUPLICATE!!!

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:33

      click on old then go back to new

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:34

        Too late, accidentally clicked on reload

        Reply

  113. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:28

    Dammit I might need to refresh, drat!

    Reply

  114. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 14:28

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 14:28

      OULIK

      Reply

    • Original Heretic

      December 23, 2015 at 14:30

      How old is that picture. I’m sure the last time she looked like this, I was still in high school. And that…THAT was a long time ago.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:33

      Remembering the olden days 😛

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 14:36

        Sigh… Yes. Can I go weep in the corner now?

        Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 14:40

        You know when they say, always check your girlfriends mother to see what she will look like 30 years from now?

        Well Cindy’s daughter is going to be very well sought after. Thats for sure. Poor girl.

        Reply

  115. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 14:31

    • Jonah Cash

      December 23, 2015 at 14:32

      That happens to Hammer when his little Tomb Raider rises as well….

      Reply

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 14:32

        ghasp he is broken o.o

        Reply

        • Jonah Cash

          December 23, 2015 at 14:33

          The bottom section also falls off…. Hahahahaha

          Reply

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 23, 2015 at 14:34

            Wait… so he has no… no… I’m not going to think that far!

          • Jonah Cash

            December 23, 2015 at 14:35

            Hahahaha! Oh you aren’t fooling anyone, you just thought about it 🙂

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:35

            BUSTED!

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 14:35

            HAHAHAH!! YOU MONSTER!!!

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:34

        XD

        Reply

    • DragonSpirit009

      December 23, 2015 at 14:32

      This is me in the mornings. Wake up roaring… only to fail and snap my back out!

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 14:34

        Sounds all too familiar

        Reply

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 14:37

        My knees sound like the fourth of July when I need to bend down xD

        Reply

  116. Jan Prins

    December 23, 2015 at 14:32

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:33

      The Royal Penis is clean your highness.

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 14:33

        Actually that is from Coming to America. And did you know, James Earl Jones and this lady (forgot her name) voiced Mufasa and Serabi in the Lion King?

        Reply

        • DragonSpirit009

          December 23, 2015 at 14:34

          Isn’t that his real wife?

          Reply

          • Jan Prins

            December 23, 2015 at 14:35

            Not sure. But she passed away a good while ago. Few years after THe Lion King was released.

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 14:50

          So it was her who went THIS IS CNN 😛

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:34

      Eddie Murphy movie?

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 23, 2015 at 14:35

        ja swear. When he still made decent flicks.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:41

          Agreed.

          Reply

  117. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 14:33

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 14:36

      LOL

      Reply

  118. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:33

    That’s it, #1000 wins a cookie!

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 23, 2015 at 14:34

      countdown 10….

      Reply

    • Jan Prins

      December 23, 2015 at 14:34

      I had a cookie aunt called Cookie

      Reply

    • Guild

      December 23, 2015 at 14:34

      Huh? What did I miss? I’m on holiday and was told to check in

      Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 23, 2015 at 14:35

      1000!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 14:35

      WHere are we now?

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 14:35

        And now?

        Reply

        • Jan Prins

          December 23, 2015 at 14:36

          ANd now?

          Reply

  119. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:35

    1000!

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 14:35

      COOKIE IS MIIIIINE

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 14:36

        Wow. This just feels like work now.
        The boss getting the cookie every damn time.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

          December 23, 2015 at 14:37

          So you already know you are under me?

          Wait….

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 14:37

            You were counting the comments and this is technically your article.
            That’s why.
            Doesn’t mean the boss is the smartest one though 😉

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:38

            Well Gav is the boss…..so….shots fired?

            [points at JJ]

            IT WAS HIM!

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 14:39

            You bastard! You sold me out!
            That’s not what I meant!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:39

            [sets trap]
            [watches JJ fall for trap]
            [laughs ass off]

      • Francois Knoetze

        December 23, 2015 at 14:37

        well now I have to drive home and bake 🙁 no cookies for me

        Reply

  120. R1ker

    December 23, 2015 at 14:35

    1001 i think – I cant refresh that fast

    Reply

  121. DragonSpirit009

    December 23, 2015 at 14:36

    The community has achieve their goal! Awesome stuff people!

    Reply

  122. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:37

  123. Jonah Cash

    December 23, 2015 at 14:38

    So can we get a ruling on who had the 1000th comment? See Admiral is trying to claim it, but he is also the writer of the article so clearly he is biased….

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

      December 23, 2015 at 14:39

      I COULD go into the disqus admin thread and count, BUT, lemme think about that…
      xD

      Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:43

        Stop being lazy! We are here to make YOU look good and you don’t even want to count to a 1000… XD

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

          December 23, 2015 at 14:43

          Ok.
          (goes to count)
          I win.

          Happy now?

          Reply

          • Jonah Cash

            December 23, 2015 at 14:45

            I don’ trust you. So no! Hahaha

  124. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 14:39

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 14:40

      Hammer. This comment beats all others.
      Thank you, this is awesome.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 15:35

        XD

        Reply

  125. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 14:39

    And there’s two hours left XD

    Reply

  126. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 14:39

    Crap, I accidentally refreshed…. START OVER PEOPLE!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:40

      Okay
      *Deletes everything

      Reply

  127. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:40

    This community, is AWESOME!

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 14:41

      But of course we are ;P

      Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 14:41

      Yes.
      MOST of them are awesome! 😉

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:42

        Yeah, some of them are just big-browed, that is all they have going for them

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 23, 2015 at 14:43

          *growing for them (opportunity missed)
          #selftrolling

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 14:44

            xD

    • Ottokie

      December 23, 2015 at 14:41

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:42

        I was born too late

        Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 14:43

      of course it is! now go and have a beer. You deserve it

      Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:44

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 14:46

        • oVg

          December 23, 2015 at 14:46

          lol

          Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:47

        Shortie Cruise

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 23, 2015 at 14:47

      You mean 7 people excluding RINCE 😛

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:47

        xD oh you!

        Reply

  128. oVg

    December 23, 2015 at 14:41

    Another hot GILF from Rocky Horror show

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 14:42

      Girl I’d like to feed?
      You and your fetishes.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:43

      Susan Sarandon

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 23, 2015 at 14:45

        T T T T T T Touch me, I want to feel guilty 🙂

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:46

          LOL!

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:43

      Loot at the mess she’s making!

      Reply

  129. Ottokie

    December 23, 2015 at 14:42

    Chrome is now chowing my RAM in here xD

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:43

      I’m up to 300 000K in use

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 14:44

        I’m hovering around 9 GB

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:44

          O_o

          Reply

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 14:44

            Memory leak probably somewhere

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 14:45

            I have one of those in my brain.

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 14:46

            So do I xD

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 14:48

            Isn’t it just selective memory. take what is important leave everything else behind?

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 14:48

            Clearly my mind then doesn’t find much important.

          • Francois Knoetze

            December 23, 2015 at 15:29

            It is the little things that count 😛

    • Jonah Cash

      December 23, 2015 at 14:43

      My laptop freezes every now and then… It also doesn’t like this article!!

      Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        December 23, 2015 at 14:44

        I have no problem at all O.O

        Reply

    • Francois Knoetze

      December 23, 2015 at 14:44

      Chrome and I are sworn enemies…

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 23, 2015 at 14:45

        FireFox!

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

          December 23, 2015 at 14:45

          Rince?

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 14:46

            Fire brigade!

          • oVg

            December 23, 2015 at 14:47

            LOL

      • Ottokie

        December 23, 2015 at 14:46

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 23, 2015 at 14:47

          FireFox does not crash. It shuts down in self defense.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:48

            it ragequits!

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 23, 2015 at 14:49

            So the opposite of Windows Explorer, which makes you rage quit.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 14:49

            haha

  130. The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

    December 23, 2015 at 14:45

    So, for providing you all with entertainment this week, I’ll be taking donations for XCOM 2 for my birthday on the 1st of Feb.

    1065 comments (so far) @ 50c per comment should do the trick

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 23, 2015 at 14:46

      *starts deleting comments*

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:47

        YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 15:37

          He dropped his power?

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 23, 2015 at 14:47

      I think I might have given out close to a thousand upvotes today

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:48

        YOU DA REAL MVP

        Reply

      • Jonah Cash

        December 23, 2015 at 14:51

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:51

          XD

          Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      December 23, 2015 at 14:55

      I presume you want it on Steam… send me your Steam ID

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

        December 23, 2015 at 14:57

        ….we are already friends on Steam!

        [cries a little on the inside because Gavin forgot]

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 23, 2015 at 14:59

          I’d forget as well

          Reply

        • Gavin Mannion

          December 23, 2015 at 15:00

          I don’t use Steam… filthy master race

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 15:00

            Bwahahaha!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 15:02

            Lies and slander

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 15:05

            *Lazygamer ZA has come online

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 15:05

            Saw that hahaha

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 15:06

            Next stop, affordable gaming!

          • Gavin Mannion

            December 23, 2015 at 15:11

            lol that’s totally my kids

          • The Grand Admiral Chief Prime

            December 23, 2015 at 15:12

            Oh…ummmm….tell them to ignore my message then

          • Ottokie

            December 23, 2015 at 15:14

            xD

          • Hammersteyn

            December 23, 2015 at 15:12

            Hacks!