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The Cookie Clicker Diaries: Day 118 – baking in the dough

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Cookie Clicker 2.0 day 118

Back in February, I told you all about Cookie Clicker version 2.0. I laughed, a lot actually, because I knew I would be ruining productivity for some people that day. Little did I know though, that writing that article would result in my own horrible dip in productivity…

Ladies and gentlemen, It has been 118 days since I started my Cookie Clicker run, and yes, I’m still playing today. That’s around four months, or 2834 hours to be exact, spent making fake treats for nobody! Do I have any regrets? Not at all. In fact, I’m currently saving for a heavenly upgrade that will boost my cookie production even further.

Speaking of which, how many cookies per second should one expect to be making after playing for 118 days? My run hasn’t been perfect (it took me a while to figure out some neat tricks and grab some important upgrades), but I’m currently sitting on 309.271 sextillion CpS. Yet, I will not rest – I NEED MORE COOKIES!

Anyhow, I thought you’d all perchance be interested in seeing some statistics regarding this lengthy run. Here’s a breakdown of my numbers…

  • Cookies baked this ascension: 138.791 Octillion
  • Cookies baked all time: 738.887 Octillion
  • Ascensions: 21
  • Prestige level: 843,476 (so that’s +843,476% CpS)
  • Prestige upgrades unlocked: 40/56 (71%)
  • Upgrades unlocked: 290/319 (90%)
  • Achievements: 220/250 (88%)
  • Max CpS (currently): 309.271 sextillion
  • Buildings (currently) owned: 4180
  • Cookies per click: 37.048 sextillion
  • Golden cookie clicks (all time): 1238

Based on those achievements, it looks like I’m reaching the end of my overall Cookie Clicker run. What will I do once I’ve baked ALL of the things and unlocked everything? Oh I don’t know, go back to ordinary life I suppose.

Until then, I’ll be working hard on my bakery. There is still so much to buy, so much to click, and so many more cookies to bake! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make sure my grandmas are working hard.

Last Updated: June 6, 2016

46 Comments

  1. If you have time to play this nonsense then you have time to re-review a horror game.

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  2. Admiral Chief Protector

    June 6, 2016 at 15:39

    Matty ascending….now that is a horror in itself…

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    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      June 6, 2016 at 15:41

      And the hair arose from his scalp ascending towards the heavens choking all manner of creatures in his wake even so far that it stopped the moon from orbiting and putting a stop to the tides

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        June 6, 2016 at 15:42

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        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          June 6, 2016 at 15:43

          XD

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    • HairyEwok

      June 6, 2016 at 15:42

      As long as his not ascending to Jupiter its fine by me.

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      • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

        June 6, 2016 at 15:42

        Worst movie ever!

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      • Ottokie

        June 6, 2016 at 15:43

        Jupiter is not so bad. Neural Sensors drop from there and they are a resources that is used a lot 🙂

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          June 6, 2016 at 15:44

          lol

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          • Ottokie

            June 6, 2016 at 15:45

            I am waiting to get nailed for my spelling and grammar xD

          • Admiral Chief Protector

            June 6, 2016 at 15:51

            Corner of shame?

          • Ottokie

            June 6, 2016 at 15:52

            Might as well be in there forever if it’s for spelling xD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            June 6, 2016 at 15:52

            I’ll hold you a seat

        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          June 6, 2016 at 15:46

          Warframe, Jupiter Ascending, wow they both have something in common. Namely Boredom

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          • Ottokie

            June 6, 2016 at 15:48

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            June 6, 2016 at 15:48

            XD

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            June 6, 2016 at 15:48

            O crap, it’s a gif

          • Ottokie

            June 6, 2016 at 15:49

            That’s why it took so long on this wonderful 2016 internet tech we have blasting away at 50kbps 🙂

          • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

            June 6, 2016 at 15:50

            He hardly moves

          • Admiral Chief Protector

            June 6, 2016 at 15:51

            SO INTENSE

        • Admiral Chief Protector

          June 6, 2016 at 15:50

          ^This

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  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    June 6, 2016 at 15:41

    NO SHANGE ONLY COOKIES

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    • Admiral Chief Protector

      June 6, 2016 at 15:51

      Haha

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    • hairyknees

      June 6, 2016 at 16:19

      xD

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  4. DragonSpirit009

    June 6, 2016 at 15:52

    It’s all fun and games untill you have to bake the real thing!! That crap always fails!

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    • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

      June 6, 2016 at 15:54

      Same thing happens when I try to do the dishes

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      • Admiral Chief Protector

        June 6, 2016 at 15:58

        Throw them out, buy new ones, bachelor style!

        (or let the dog lick them clean)

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        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          June 6, 2016 at 16:07

          He did a piss poor job on my car and he still has the nerve to beg for food

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      • Greylingad[He Charges!]

        June 6, 2016 at 15:59

        One can wash paper plates?

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        • Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0

          June 6, 2016 at 16:06

          I found out to my own amazement the other day that I have real plates O_o Normally I just use beer and whiskey glasses

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          • Greylingad[He Charges!]

            June 6, 2016 at 17:34

            Hahaha! I did the exact same thing, but I also learnt that pouring out the beer before adding the whiskey helps…

        • Dresden

          June 6, 2016 at 17:02

          I saw on that Extreme Cheapskate show (I think that’s the name) , people washing used toilet paper. So yes, if they can do that surely somebody out there are washing their paper plates!

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          • Greylingad[He Charges!]

            June 6, 2016 at 17:30

            The words “stretching it a little far” comes to mind, that is insane!!

  5. VampyreSquirrel

    June 6, 2016 at 15:53

    But Matt, the important question is this… Is the Hairyknees or the Wookiee winning?

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    • Admiral Chief Protector

      June 6, 2016 at 15:54

      I need to know this

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    • Ottokie

      June 6, 2016 at 15:54

      I thought clicker heroes was the esport of this category?

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        June 6, 2016 at 16:09

        Matt and Garth have their own competition thing going… or had… I don’t know and I NEED TO KNOW!!!

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    • HairyEwok

      June 6, 2016 at 16:12

      None, the Ewok came and kneecapped both with a stone and ran away with the winnings.

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        June 6, 2016 at 16:27

        COOKIEEEEES!!!!

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    • hairyknees

      June 6, 2016 at 16:19

      I am 😛

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        June 6, 2016 at 16:27

        I’ll ask Garth the same question… see if you’re lying 😛

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  6. Viking Of Science

    June 6, 2016 at 16:01

    as good a place as any for this link:

    http://factoryidle.com/

    #BetterThanCookieClicker

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  7. Matthew Holliday

    June 7, 2016 at 09:47

    cookieclicker best, set myself going on it a few times, never more than 3 weeks at a time though, got it to a few trillion per second once, but i didnt have that tasty +800000% :<

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