Dead or Alive games are absolutely solid when it comes to nailing the fighting game experience. Everything from the speed of matches to the pacing of a thrown punch or a roundhouse kick is on par with the genre greats like Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. It’s just a pity then, that Dead or Alive games have mostly tried to augment that experience with titillation over fisticuffs.
And spin-off Dead or Alive Xtreme is the worst culprit of the lot. There’s no reason for the game to exist outside of it being a complete masturbation fantasy that is attempting to steal traffic from Pornhub. And yet, look at it. Look past the obvious pandering for the hormonal teenage adolescent market, and you’re looking at a game that is genuinely impressive on a technical level.
Here’s the latest trailer for the game:
As well as some screenshots of it in action, which you really shouldn’t look at if you’re at work:
I find this tech amazing. This “Soft Engine”, software that can render human flesh (flawless flesh at that) to contain realistic amounts of wiggle and movement when a body is in motion. And it’s being used for accurate butt-jiggles. That’s the equivalent of going to buy Sunday groceries in a Ferrari. Madness, pure madness. And only the Japanese could come up with such a breakthrough, and apply it to something bordering on the softest of cores.
You most likely won’t ever see Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 outside of the social vacuum of Asia however, as the game looks like an Eastern exclusive for now. So bad news for anyone who wanted to experience tug of war battles with scantily-clad ninjas, for pure “gameplay” reasons. But even though the content is massively questionable, it’s still one game that looks unreal.
Last Updated: November 20, 2015
Ottokie
November 20, 2015 at 14:03
The water physics look so real!
oVg
November 20, 2015 at 14:04
If they chopped each others heads off with chainsaws nobody would have a problem with it. But glorifieng the beuty of the female form ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
http://i.imgur.com/TgOt72d.gifv
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 20, 2015 at 14:06
Best.Gif!
Ottokie
November 20, 2015 at 14:06
Here’s Johnny!
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 14:08
Knock knock… 😛
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
November 20, 2015 at 14:09
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
“I’ll just nonchalantly stand by this locked door and put my foot up on this…”BWAAA!! Donkey…
Ottokie
November 20, 2015 at 14:10
Donkey?
Ey Whaaa?
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
November 20, 2015 at 14:32
Oh, sorry, BULL!
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 14:10
Something something piece of meat?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 20, 2015 at 14:12
Is that what they’re doing? I figured they were just asthmatic.
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 14:36
Those are not real females so not real form 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 20, 2015 at 14:49
LEAVE HIM ALONE! He’s a defender of a truth!
RinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 14:37
HAHAHA
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 14:07
http://i.imgur.com/g5PQToi.gif
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 20, 2015 at 14:16
Oh you!
Hammersteyn
November 20, 2015 at 14:21
Upvote from you, right, jobs done, bring on the weekend
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 20, 2015 at 14:29
You deserve it
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 20, 2015 at 14:29
HAVE ANOTHER!
Grand Admiral Chief SpaceNinja
November 20, 2015 at 14:18
Seems like we stepped into Umar’s
wetdreamRinceThis
November 20, 2015 at 14:40
Pah, been done before http://www.stormeffect.com/picture/gears2meat.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 20, 2015 at 14:49
And nobody complained about that sexism!
Sageville
November 20, 2015 at 16:20
My primitive lizard brain tells me I should get this game….