Happy new Xur! Right now, you’re recovering from the mother of all hangovers thanks to an annual tradition of drinking enough alcohol to kill an elephant on the final night of the year. Awesome. So do yourself a favour and turn down the lights, try not to make any loud noises and brew up a strong pot of coffee, because the Agent of the Nine is feeling a bit tender this morning. Hoo boy, the Hive may be soulless murder monsters but they sure do know how to throw a party.
This week, you can find Xur nursing a hangover over at the Tower, near the Guardian Vanguards.
Here’s what he has for sale this week:
- Empyrean Bellicose – Titan Helmet – 13 Strange Coins
- Sealed Ahamkara Grasps – Hunter Gauntlets – 13 Strange Coins
- Starfire Protocol – Warlock Chest Armour – 13 Strange Coins
- Invective – Exotic Shotgun – 23 Strange Coins
- Three of Coins – 7 Strange Coins
You’ve got until 9AM GMT on Sunday morning to earn some Strange Coins. Remember, Strange Coins are much easier to get your hands on lately. Just do a few daily bounties, decode a few engrams and you’ll have more than enough for when Xur arrives on Friday. And for the Traveller’s sake, stop talking so loud already.
Last Updated: January 1, 2016
ZA Ludomusicologist
January 2, 2016 at 15:57
Eh… not the best article for the new year. Some of us do not own consoles…
Happy first article of 2016 to you too!
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 08:16
The best of us 😉
Gavin Mannion
January 5, 2016 at 07:59
ssssh we’re all still on leave
17862170
January 3, 2016 at 15:39
???
R1ker
January 3, 2016 at 17:37
Still
R1ker
January 3, 2016 at 17:38
Hung
R1ker
January 3, 2016 at 17:38
Over
R1ker
January 3, 2016 at 17:39
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Hammersteyn
January 4, 2016 at 07:40
lol, that looks handy
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 08:15
I haven’t had a hangover in ages.
I blame/thank my very lazy lifestyle. Drinking and staying up late is hard work (unless it’s behind my pc).
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 09:39
It must suck getting old.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 10:17
Pot calling the kettle racist! That’s how it goes, right? (my OLD memory must be failing me)
VampyreSquirrel
January 4, 2016 at 10:19
You need to upgrade to DDR4 then
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 10:26
I have!
…seeing as my PC died the morning of NY eve.
VampyreSquirrel
January 4, 2016 at 10:30
Ouch! I also upgraded to DDR4, but it was about 2 months ago.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 10:38
I have….
NOT!!
😀
:/
Hammersteyn
January 4, 2016 at 16:32
Using DDR5 in my Playstation…. does that count?
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 08:52
Nah, that’s GDDR5.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 10:38
The morning of the evening?
You were klapping it that night then, ey?
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 10:42
NY eve is the last day of the year. It doesn’t refer to evening. ;P
BOOM!
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 11:05
Well that’s silly
That’s like saying Monday doesn’t refer to a day, because it’s the start of the week. 😉
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 11:12
Using your logic Monday should be broken down into three parts called Monmorning, Monafternoon & Monevening. *run*
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 11:14
Using your logic Christmas EVE dinner should be Christmas breakfast! 😀
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 11:16
No it’s not, seeing as eve is the entire day, and dinner and breakfast refer to specific times of day. You’re wrong, I’m right. Although to be fair, I’m always right.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 11:21
This is true. I don’t know what I was thinking arguing about it 😀
It’s really not the same though without Rince meddling in fights where he has no business to be in.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 11:22
I think he’s still licking his wounds after being soundly defeated on his home ground over the weekend.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 11:24
Sounds like something he would tell very differently.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 11:26
Yes, but as we’ve already established, I’m always right.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 11:30
😀
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 10:27
Are you calling me short & stout?!
Hammersteyn
January 4, 2016 at 16:31
Take a selfie and watch me pout?
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January 4, 2016 at 11:49
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January 4, 2016 at 11:50
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VampyreSquirrel
January 4, 2016 at 11:52
It’s the 4th of January… how much leave do these Lazygamer people need?
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 11:55
Lazy bastards!
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 12:05
Yeah! The movie people are already hard at work. Damn entitled gamers sitting on their asses.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 12:07
The Movies is back up?
Excellent
VampyreSquirrel
January 4, 2016 at 12:12
Nah, it’s just Kervyn
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 12:15
Alwynne & I’ll have stuff up later too.
R1ker
January 4, 2016 at 12:14
Yes you are right. Think they don’t want to come back to work because then they have to declare that the admiral is batman for all time 😉
VampyreSquirrel
January 4, 2016 at 12:16
That’s probably exactly it.
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 12:22
No one wants that. We’ll never hear the end of it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 4, 2016 at 12:23
Meh. It was like winning first place in the Olympic 100m… the day after everyone else ran.
R1ker
January 4, 2016 at 12:47
lol
Captain JJ 4x
January 4, 2016 at 12:47
XD
Hammersteyn
January 4, 2016 at 16:33
LOL
Hammersteyn
January 4, 2016 at 16:32
Inorite!?
Gavin Mannion
January 5, 2016 at 08:02
Tomorrow it all starts again… gaming is hard yo
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 08:52
Yeah it is man
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 09:17
Have you actually finished any games in the past 2 and a half weeks? 😛
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 09:55
Finished Fallout 4 XD
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 09:58
Well done… I’m not even close to finishing it
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 10:18
Got all the way up to level 65.
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 10:34
I’m just under level 50 and only just finished getting the Castle secured and started the BOS missions 😛
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 10:41
Nice, that damn mirelurk queen was huge!
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 11:01
Yeah it was… thankfully I have some awesome legendary gear.
Kai Chatfield
January 4, 2016 at 16:01
not even ‘happy’ cause of this year, but sales sounds good enough to take part in this.
Hammersteyn
January 4, 2016 at 16:33
Sageville
January 5, 2016 at 09:31
Do people still play this game?
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 09:33
What game?
Sageville
January 5, 2016 at 10:16
Farmville obviously
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 10:18
Nah, I don’t know anyone that still plays that.
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 10:40
I know of one cabbage that does (Might be my finest work to date :P)
*Refresh
Sageville
January 5, 2016 at 10:42
I think the Top Hat makes this picture….
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 10:43
it came with the head, figgy stardust XD
Sageville
January 5, 2016 at 10:45
I’m just saying, without the hat, who would take that cabbage seriously?
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 10:49
hehe true
VampyreSquirrel
January 5, 2016 at 11:02
HAHAHAHA!
hairyknees
January 5, 2016 at 15:49
This is amazing xD
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 15:56
Hai!
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 09:56
I’m considering deleting it off of my PS4. Takes up a lot of space. Plus they have no more DLC planned. Just events with shitty MTs.
Gavin Mannion
January 5, 2016 at 10:02
I haven’t loaded it up in ages. I did a few Sparrow races and then got bored. Waiting for Destiny 3.0 now
Sageville
January 5, 2016 at 10:44
I’ll delete it when I fill my drive, I got data-burnt the last time the “Destiny-revival” happened and I had to reinstall everything.
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 09:56
http://img1.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/Fallout-%D1%84%D1%8D%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B-Fallout-4-Fallout-gif-2736067.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 5, 2016 at 14:42
Did you capture that on your PS4? 😀
The Grand Admiral Chief Prime
January 5, 2016 at 14:48
Likely, such crappy gfx and low frame rate…
[drops smoke bomb and goes back to beer and gaming)
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 15:40
XD good man
Hammersteyn
January 5, 2016 at 15:40
Obviously not. Otherwise there’d be lag.
Captain JJ 4x
January 5, 2016 at 16:22
Those damn mirelurk bastards
Sovereign
January 5, 2016 at 21:09
is it normal for people in SA to take THIS much time off? I honestly thought the site was shutting down.