Mr slave

Normally, helping an intern “pay their dues” is an easy affair. Lots of coffee, sandwich making and filing are all in a day’s work. However, we like to think outside the box.

Actually, we want you all to think outside the box for us, because we’re just too lazy. You all got introduced to our new intern, Victor, this week. We’ve been having fun tormenting Vicky and giving him odd jobs, but we thought you might have some interesting ideas.

He is young and energetic, and already calls me mistress. That’s right, I didn’t even have to order him – he calls me mistress and has wonderful phrases like “thy will be done”. But he’s not just our intern, he’s your intern, too. So, what strange and wonderful tasks would you assign to our new lackey?

Last Updated: October 11, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

212 Comments

  1. GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

    October 11, 2013 at 10:34

    Ha ha ha Mr Garrison and Mr Slave FTW…. Zoeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you made my day

    Reply

  2. Tarisma

    October 11, 2013 at 10:36

    Beg at the robots for the Xbone fund

    Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 11, 2013 at 12:03

      Yes, with a cardboard poster that reads “I am an intern. Please give me money for a Xbox One and PS4”

      Reply

  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    October 11, 2013 at 10:36

    I would say play on console, but if I remember right he said he liked that. What a strange, I will assume, person.

    If you really want to torture him, make him proofread for Geoff. TROLLOL!

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 11, 2013 at 10:51

      Firstly YOU SHUT UP! Secondly, YES!

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 11, 2013 at 10:55

        DON’T OPPRESS ME YOU SEXIST!

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 11, 2013 at 10:59

          No one could Oppress you! *cough*

          Reply

        • NecroRince

          October 11, 2013 at 11:03

          Justin has something to tell you, it’s yours… BOOM! http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/10/justinbieberbarfing.gif

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 11, 2013 at 11:04

            I bet I could make a fortune selling that on Ebay.

          • Sageville

            October 11, 2013 at 13:14

            “Genuine Bieber-Barf”

            I’d put that right next to William Shatner’s Kidney Stone.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 11, 2013 at 12:03

            Bieber Juice – freshly squeezed!

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 12:19

            I, I, *runs to bathroom…

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 12:20

            To fap?????

            O_O

  4. GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

    October 11, 2013 at 10:37

    How about asking him to write an Article based on his views about the following subjects:
    Nvidia vs ATI
    COD vs BF
    Why The Kinect is a Good idea
    What is wrong with the Nintendo Lineup

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 11, 2013 at 10:38

      And he has to commit to which one is better in the “vs” articles.

      Reply

      • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

        October 11, 2013 at 10:38

        Yes, he has to take a stand…. and stick to it

        Reply

        • Alex [SS] PsyChoPanthis

          October 11, 2013 at 11:33

          Oh god that would be amazing… can you imagine the wave of trolling hate that would cause…

          This is a brilliant idea… k no do it kthnx ๐Ÿ˜›

          Reply

      • No Longer SIR Twakkus

        October 11, 2013 at 12:00

        Or he could just and review a obviously flawed game and give it an 10/10

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        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 11, 2013 at 12:02

          Hahaha

          Reply

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          October 11, 2013 at 12:08

          Or give a pretty cool title an undeserved 4/10… But that’s how you get your name out there, you definitely don’t do it with fair reviews that’s for damn sure.

          Yeah, I’m having one of those Fridays! I just want to punch a midget in the liver, and I have no idea why. Stupid October… Stupid day!

          Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 11, 2013 at 12:05

      Ooooh ooohh! Let Vickie write a “Why the Xbox one is the best console for the next generation”

      One only grows when tempered in the flames of Flame-bait and cooled by the tears and spit of Lagz Trolls!!! It is… an initiation!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 12:07

        Don’t you mean “bestest” ?

        Reply

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          October 11, 2013 at 12:09

          Mmmm…. I never thought you’d be into torture old man… ๐Ÿ˜ฎ But that’s salt in the wounds of everyone!

          VICKIE!! WE DEMAND YOU WRITE “WHY THE XBONE IS THE BESTEST CONSOLE FOR THE NEXT GENERATION”

          Reply

  5. TiMsTeR1033

    October 11, 2013 at 10:37

    VIcky must demonstrate TiMsTeR approved Photoshopped header! If fails 3 times must say TiMsTeR is King of Photoshop! You get that @Zoe

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      October 11, 2013 at 10:41

      but i already think you’re the king of photoshop. well, actually, i still bow before geoff and darryn’s skills

      Reply

      • Downloadable content John

        October 11, 2013 at 10:42

        Ag, come Zoe. Your skills are…commendable.
        Then again. My “photoshopping” happens on Paint.

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 11, 2013 at 10:42

          hahaha Paint!

          Reply

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 10:43

            Silence! I’ve mastered Paint!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:43

            I KEEL YOU!

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 10:42

        like this?

        Reply

        • Downloadable content John

          October 11, 2013 at 10:47

          Relationships like these are hard to find these days.

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:48

            You can find them easily if you know where to look!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 10:49

            No, I don’t pay for my relationships.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 10:52

            HAHAHA

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:22

            *Donโ€™t pay much!

          • Eric

            October 11, 2013 at 11:09

            Capetown. Always in Capetown

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:10

            I was gonna say Roodepoort in Witpoortjie, or Witbank but that is true Cape town would have many!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 11:12

            Brakpan and Boksburg… not Witbank, nothing happens in Witbank, I should know.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 11:16

            HAHA, oh man, my sympathies!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 11:17

            Thanks… good thing I escaped to Jo’burg many many years ago.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 11:18

            You need to come to Snor City, city of epicness.

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 11:19

            lol… I don’t know what you’re talking about… *walks away quickly*

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:22

            Very clean in Snortoria though.

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:23

            Cape Town bebe!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:27

            Only problem is the Bergies!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:27

            Oi! I never bother anyone once I’ve had my wine!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:29

            Could be worse, he in ole Roodepoort drunk guy was so pissed he sat next to shop and pissed on himself! I was like NO!!!!!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:33

            thatโ€™s because your sleeping when your done! Slaapstad!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 11:27

            I was in Snortoria twice in the last week. Almost grew a snor while I was there.

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 11, 2013 at 10:43

        They are young grasshopers in photoshop Zoe.. Don’t bow to them!

        Reply

  6. TiMsTeR1033

    October 11, 2013 at 10:38

    Has to Debate with Master Race why Consoles are better! hahaha

    Reply

    • Downloadable content John

      October 11, 2013 at 10:39

      Alone. Unarmed.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        October 11, 2013 at 10:39

        Exactly!

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          October 11, 2013 at 10:41

          Well that is how the Master Race conducts a debate. Otherwise it’s just not fair on the peasants.

          Reply

        • Downloadable content John

          October 11, 2013 at 10:41

          He must come to stand before the Admiral and the Emperor.
          I will hold the whip. Ten lashes for every incorrect and unsupported statement.

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:41

            For once I can’t agree more!

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 10:40

        He has to type with a console

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          October 11, 2013 at 10:43

          No chatpad if on Xbox 360.

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:45

            Play with Rince You vamp, Ovg and myself on Gta online! His only allowed to run on foot! LET THE HUNT BEGIN!!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 10:45

            HAHAHA! We get quad bikes for hunting… right?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:46

            quad bikes, I like that Idea!

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 10:52

            That could be fun *loads shotgun

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:53

            You playing online tonight?

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 10:59

            You know it. After a few hours of drinking I’ll be there! Get your Klippies ready, warn the wife the brewery will be returning!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 11:48

            Oh god, I’m going to have you two shouting at me again.

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 11:55

            You know it. Get some Klippiesin yerself!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 12:20

            I no drink klippies… but I’ll have a few drinks while playing.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:13

            Try sound happy! you must not sound so down!

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 12:19

            I was just pissed at GTA Online not connecting or letting me finish the damned tutorial. Which I finally got done after creating 5 diff characters… so happy they patched that crap.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:28

            I had alot of issues last night! I started in sky! Killed shop keeper then couldnโ€™t steal from till to have a new shop keeper re spawn on top of old dead one…

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 12:30

            Lol! I didn’t have any issues except for the psycho cops in Online. Oh and once joining a session that soon became empty, and then got “kicked by other players”. How the hell does that happen? NO ONE WAS THERE!!!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 12:13

            Few hours, damn you Capetonians don’t play around!

  7. Weanerdog

    October 11, 2013 at 10:39

    Make him review this, and get him to come and wash our cars

    Reply

  8. TiMsTeR1033

    October 11, 2013 at 10:40

    Call Admiral Bad names! See if he lives!

    Reply

  9. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 11, 2013 at 10:42

    Help Brenda lose virginity. Wash Geoff’s beard. Do Zoe’s nails. Beat Gavin at chilli eating challenge

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 11, 2013 at 10:42

      I like the sounds of this one… lol

      Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      October 11, 2013 at 10:51

      i call sexism! also, i already have someone who does my nails ๐Ÿ™‚

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 10:51

        fine, make Zoe a sammich then!

        Reply

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          October 11, 2013 at 10:53

          that’s more like it!

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:55

            hmmm I am hungry now! must be crazy sandwich places in New york!

          • Her Highness the Hipster

            October 11, 2013 at 10:55

            oooo, don’t remind me. still miss the epic food i used to eat there. ๐Ÿ™ and now i’m hungry!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 10:57

            How dare you (indirectly) state that SA has no epic food? How dare you?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:58

            Dude courier me Burger King!!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:01

            It’s not that great. Not bad at all. But not mind blowing.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 11, 2013 at 11:03

            I still want to try it, but I keep forgetting every time I go near my local one. At least I don’t see queues outside any more.

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:04

            I waited for the queues to die down too. Went to Tygervalley one.
            It’s good for a take-away joint, and cheaper than Steers, but I’ve had better burgers. Much better.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 11, 2013 at 11:07

            You would have had a fantastic one at Banana Jam ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:09

            Dammit! I will forever regret not being able to make it.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:26

            We got lekker burger place in Joburg, Called Dukes! make kick ass burgers! Take a look!

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 11:12

            Yeah! My burger was Awesome @johnambitious:disqus

          • Her Highness the Hipster

            October 11, 2013 at 11:00

            SA has epic food, but sorta lacking on the sandwich front. also, no place can compete with new york seeing as you can get EVERYTHING. #fact

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            October 11, 2013 at 11:01

            When you ask for rye with everything… you literally get EVERYTHING on it O.o

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:03

            Okay. That is true. You can get everything there. We are a simple breed of human down here in the South of Africa. We can live on Biltong and Beer.

          • Matthew Holliday

            October 11, 2013 at 11:07

            And a quality of meat that we all take for granted.

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 11:07

            Glorious diet, what else do you need?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 11:15

            PROPER biltong as well?

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:17

            Doubt it. The beer too. I mean Millers is a soft drink right?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 11:18

            Millers is moose piss

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:20

            I was just trying to be nice there. But I agree!

          • Kromas

            October 11, 2013 at 13:16

            We have an epic sandwich. It is a hotdog bun with a boerewors inside covered with sweet chilli sauce or a tomato and onion sauce. All hail the boereworse roll!

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 13:31

            Amen!

          • NecroRince

            October 11, 2013 at 11:05

            What you said, burn the heretic!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 11, 2013 at 10:56

            I have one of those sandwich places right across the road, they’re awesome!

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        October 11, 2013 at 10:52

        What’s sexist about beard washing?

        Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

      October 11, 2013 at 11:05

      Wait, in what way should he help Brenda lose his virginity?!?!?! O_o

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 11:05

        Maybe chat to girls for him?

        Reply

        • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

          October 11, 2013 at 11:07

          O , I though you were insinuating some other means… Like hiring a prostitute…

          Reply

        • Downloadable content John

          October 11, 2013 at 11:08

          I can do that. Though the last time I did that for a friend I somehow magically picked every girl in the place that had a boyfriend. Was too beered up to see that some of their boyfriends were standing next to them though.

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:09

            Your a good Wing man!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 11:10

            Too good. Took one for the team once.

            Never again.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 11:10

            You got moered?

          • Admiral Chief of Rivia

            October 11, 2013 at 11:10

            I had a friend who always went for the weak one in the herd, like 99% success rate. Although I won’t call it success in my books

  10. Milesh Bhana

    October 11, 2013 at 10:42

    make him review and choose Beefcake ION images…

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 11, 2013 at 10:44

      …only if those images NEVER make it to 16h00

      Reply

      • Downloadable content John

        October 11, 2013 at 10:46

        Actually. Maybe they SHOULD let him pick the ION image…then we get to see the true man… (it can reveal a lot about him)

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          October 11, 2013 at 10:46

          That is a good idea John!

          Reply

  11. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    October 11, 2013 at 10:44

    VEEEEEKTAAAAWR

    Reply

    • GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness

      October 11, 2013 at 10:46

      Wictor Wictor

      Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      October 11, 2013 at 10:47

      why does that make me laugh, EVERY. TIME!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 10:50

        Same here, but you have to shout it!

        Reply

    • HvR

      October 11, 2013 at 10:53

      *WWWWWEEEEKTAAAAVR

      Reply

  12. Downloadable content John

    October 11, 2013 at 10:45

    He must attempt to unite the console and pc gamers by playing COD with a controller against a pc combatant with a keyboard and mouse.

    Reply

  13. Umar ZoMg Reiner

    October 11, 2013 at 10:46

    Firstly…DAT Header image + title…Lol.

    Okay, so, Vicky has to :

    1) Play Alien: Colonial Marines and Duke Nukem Forever, everyday for 3 hours a week.
    2) Expose FoxHound, find out his identity.
    3) Do a Geoffery impression on Youtube
    4) DRINK some bushmen’s revenge
    5) lastly……Vote for the DA

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 11, 2013 at 10:47

      The first 2 are bad enough!

      Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 11, 2013 at 10:49

      I like the 3rd option! lmao

      Reply

    • Downloadable content John

      October 11, 2013 at 10:50

      Number two is too easy. We all know it’s Banana Jim.

      Reply

      • Umar ZoMg Reiner

        October 11, 2013 at 10:51

        So we think…what if……Vicky is FoxHound?……LazyGamerception

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 11, 2013 at 10:51

          O_O

          Reply

        • Downloadable content John

          October 11, 2013 at 10:54

          You just blew my mind.

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            October 11, 2013 at 10:55

            We all know its Jimmy!

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 11, 2013 at 10:56

            Lol Sometimes I wonder

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 11, 2013 at 10:55

            I know…he’s infiltrated LG!!!

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        October 11, 2013 at 12:26

        But Detective Inspector Lazy has already concluded that I’m not Foxhound R. :/

        Reply

        • Downloadable content John

          October 11, 2013 at 15:24

          Ah, then the Fox’s true identity is yet to be discovered.
          I call living tissue over cybernetic organism sent back through time to kill any who appose COD.

          Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 11, 2013 at 10:51

      I vote Nr3!

      Reply

      • Umar ZoMg Reiner

        October 11, 2013 at 10:52

        I wonder how one would do an impression of Geoffery lol

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 11, 2013 at 10:52

          -_-

          like this?

          JK, love you Geoff!

          Reply

          • Umar ZoMg Reiner

            October 11, 2013 at 10:53

            Lol bait, I knew you would make an Asian joke!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 11, 2013 at 10:53

            rike dis?

            You missed a golden opportunity there!

          • Downloadable content John

            October 11, 2013 at 10:55

            You guys are all terrible people.
            How could you say things rike that?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            October 11, 2013 at 10:57

            If I’m going to hell I may as well enjoy the journey.

          • That Happy Twit

            October 11, 2013 at 12:34

            lolrut?

  14. FSR

    October 11, 2013 at 10:49

    Make him dress up in a Ghostbusters costume, hire a scooter and follow Darryl around for a day shouting “Scooter BROTHERS! Scooter brothers? SCOOTER BROTHERS!!!!”.

    Reply

    • Umar ZoMg Reiner

      October 11, 2013 at 10:49

      LOL……that makes NO sense but I love it!!

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 11, 2013 at 10:51

      MAKE IT SO!!!

      Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      October 11, 2013 at 10:51

      I would of preferred Tieing him to a rocket propelled Trolly with a ramp!

      Reply

  15. HvR

    October 11, 2013 at 10:51

    Let him make a live action version of the intro to Vicky the Viking

    Reply

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      October 11, 2013 at 12:27

      Hahahahaha you get my vote!

      Reply

  16. Melasco

    October 11, 2013 at 10:52

    Ask him to solve the mystery of WTF is going on with BT Games PS4 pre-orders by COB today…. There’s a real challenge for you…

    Reply

  17. Bob the Zealot

    October 11, 2013 at 10:53

    Make him dress like Robin and follow Darryn around. Have him use Robin’s catch phrases from old 70’s shows etc. Take a vid and let us enjoy the Lazygamer Batman and Robin.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 11, 2013 at 10:53

      Bat nipples compulsory

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 11, 2013 at 10:54

      lol I like that one.

      Reply

    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      October 11, 2013 at 10:55

      This gets my stamp of approval.

      Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        October 11, 2013 at 11:12

        This won’t end well…

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          October 11, 2013 at 11:13

          I totally agree…

          Reply

    • Umar ZoMg Reiner

      October 11, 2013 at 10:57

      Zis a goot one ja!

      Reply

    • Downloadable content John

      October 11, 2013 at 11:14

      I choose this one too. With the Admiral’s additional note of batnipples.

      Reply

  18. NecroRince

    October 11, 2013 at 10:53

    Make Vicky play Truck Simulator for the full 25 hours. No pee breaks…

    Reply

  19. Matthew Holliday

    October 11, 2013 at 10:53

    Manually spell check all the things.

    Reply

    • Umar ZoMg Reiner

      October 11, 2013 at 10:55

      Zomg wtf dat is so not lekker brah,hw cn u make Vicky do so a thingy. Der is nw no hope 4 Vicky anymor, by by Vicky, ws fun wile it lastd!

      Reply

      • Victor "Vicky" Moolman

        October 11, 2013 at 15:59

        My eyes they burn!

        Reply

    • hairyknees

      October 11, 2013 at 11:07

      Oh my goodness thats monstrous xD

      Reply

  20. Bob the Zealot

    October 11, 2013 at 10:57

    Have him troll Colin from MSSA via a fake gmail address ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply

    • NecroRince

      October 11, 2013 at 10:58

      Ohh, that is a good one!

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 11, 2013 at 10:58

      Like setting up a test match against the Republic of Hout Bay?

      Reply

      • Bob the Zealot

        October 11, 2013 at 10:59

        I leave the nature of the troll to him. Let’s see how creative the man can be. ๐Ÿ™‚

        Reply

      • HvR

        October 11, 2013 at 11:10

        Or schedule a Battleship tournament with Somalia.

        Reply

        • Lourens Jordaan

          October 11, 2013 at 12:11

          I think it might be the Pirate addition though.

          Reply

  21. Sk3tz0

    October 11, 2013 at 10:59

    Make him Watch Sharknado and have him memorise every scene with tara reid in it so that he can re enact it on youtube in full Costume…

    Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      October 11, 2013 at 11:04

      you had me at “make him watch sharknado”
      impossible

      Reply

  22. Vampyre Squirrel

    October 11, 2013 at 11:02

    I’m just happy I’m not an LG intern after reading all of this.

    Reply

  23. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 11, 2013 at 11:03

    Mistress hey? Some BDSM might be in order! Oh there I go being a perve again sies man!

    Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      October 11, 2013 at 11:15

      that’s how i roll ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 11:16

        settle down there, you will give Lardus heart palpitations!

        Reply

      • Weanerdog

        October 11, 2013 at 14:50

        Thanks now I have drool on my keyboard

        Reply

        • Her Highness the Hipster

          October 11, 2013 at 14:52

          lol, naughty dog ๐Ÿ˜›

          Reply

  24. caponeil

    October 11, 2013 at 11:03

    Interns do one thing and one things only, get coffee and hopefully look good doing it..

    Reply

  25. loftie

    October 11, 2013 at 11:04

    just make him do all the normal day to day things, while wearing a gimp suit.

    Reply

  26. Anon A Mouse

    October 11, 2013 at 11:08

    Let him take pics with…… dare I say it……. a Canon.

    But let him wear a french maid outfit, it will spare him much humiliation.

    Reply

  27. Umar ZoMg Reiner

    October 11, 2013 at 11:08

    I’m sorry Vicky………………..You have to listen to this

    Reply

  28. Mike Doutchevitch

    October 11, 2013 at 11:11

    Make him take a stuffed animal to the vet.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 11, 2013 at 11:11

      HAHAHAHA

      “Doc, Fluffy doesn’t look too well”

      Reply

  29. Sk3tz0

    October 11, 2013 at 11:12

    Have him Dress up as Misty from the original Pokemon Animated Series and go around Busy shopping malls asking for donations for the Abused Pokemon Foundation. or somethign to that effect. Obviously recording it for Youtube.

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      October 11, 2013 at 11:12

      Darryn already does that :/

      Reply

  30. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    October 11, 2013 at 11:16

    Make him play Farm Simulator for 48 hours straight.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 11, 2013 at 11:17

      Have him complete a very difficult game on the most difficult setting, with no saving allowed

      Reply

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        October 11, 2013 at 11:18

        Dark Souls 2 one handed.

        Reply

        • That Happy Twit

          October 11, 2013 at 12:30

          Was about to say the same.

          Reply

  31. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    October 11, 2013 at 11:26

    Make him play QWOP(http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html) and he is not allowed to go home unless he reaches 200m ๐Ÿ˜›

    Reply

  32. Anon A Mouse

    October 11, 2013 at 11:29

    Make him write a dissertation of how violent games are the cause of all wars ever fought in the word since the beginning, stating which game was the cause for the specific war to erupt and then send it to US media as confirmation that games are evil.

    Reply

    • Downloadable content John

      October 11, 2013 at 11:30

      Genius.
      But it could be used against us, you know.

      Reply

      • Anon A Mouse

        October 11, 2013 at 11:32

        Somehow I think that it will be used as fact somewhere.

        Reply

  33. Sk3tz0

    October 11, 2013 at 11:36

    have him watch every single harlem Shake video on the Internet..

    Reply

  34. RapturedMossel

    October 11, 2013 at 12:07

    Send him to the bank to ask for tax evasion forms.

    Reply

  35. ToshZA

    October 11, 2013 at 12:20

    Send him to renew your TV, Drivers and fishing licenses. Especially if you don’t have them. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief of Rivia

      October 11, 2013 at 12:21

      HAHAHA

      “especially if you don’t have them”

      LULZ

      Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 11, 2013 at 12:21

      That’s evil… but absolutely brilliant.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Rivia

        October 11, 2013 at 12:24

        …include doing it just after payday

        Reply

        • Vampyre Squirrel

          October 11, 2013 at 12:28

          And has to do the drivers at Langlaagte or Loveday Street.
          Fishing at Randburg.
          *evil laugh*

          Reply

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            October 11, 2013 at 12:29

            Wow!! HAHAHAHAHA

    • That Happy Twit

      October 11, 2013 at 12:29

      LMAO!!!!!!!

      Reply

  36. Sageville

    October 11, 2013 at 13:12

    Ever wonder how many eye-lashes get lost in your keyboard each day?

    Do women shed more eye-lashes than men?

    These are very important topics!

    Lets have Victoria clean each LG keyboard and discover the truth to these pressing questions.

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 11, 2013 at 13:23

      LMAO! That’s pretty evil, but this has to do done on a daily basis over a week or month to ensure the figures and findings are correct though.

      Reply

      • Sageville

        October 11, 2013 at 14:04

        Indeed!

        Reply

  37. Lardus-Resident Perve

    October 11, 2013 at 13:17

    Make him review the career modes of all the sports titles I want! Or have him prove his mettle by selecting an ION header for our scrutiny, and if he fails he gets punished!

    Reply

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      October 11, 2013 at 13:20

      Punished by Zoe?

      Reply

      • Lardus-Resident Perve

        October 11, 2013 at 13:26

        Yes, punished by his Mistress!

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief of Rivia

          October 11, 2013 at 13:31

          That doesn’t sound too bad?

          Reply

          • Lardus-Resident Perve

            October 11, 2013 at 13:37

            This is the part where ” stil bek is heel bek” inkom ๐Ÿ˜›

  38. Michael Reed

    October 11, 2013 at 14:13

    Zoe I have a few ideas but you might find yourself up on sexual harassment charges.

    Reply

  39. Double-O-Six and a half

    October 11, 2013 at 15:45

    Make him replace all the LaGz printers toner with invisible toner and then proofread all the printed material – punish him for every mistake he doesn’t find during the proofreading…

    Get him to organise a WWE wrestling match between Colin of MSSA and himself in a Borat mankini… post the resulting match on youtube…

    Reply

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    November 5, 2017 at 18:49

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