SPERTS

BACK IN MY DAY, we never used to show off when we scored a goal! That’s something you’ll most likely hear constantly from the older fans of the beautiful game, jai alai soccer football. FIFA 14 doesn’t give a damn though, as you’ll be able to gloat with the best of them when it releases. Here’s how.

Coming next week: How to get tapped on your foot and then win the Oscar for best crybaby performance. Ever.

Last Updated: September 11, 2013

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was reviewed on PC

24 Comments

  1. WAHAHAHAHAHA. Hold & Flick????
    Seriously!!!!???!!!

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  2. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 11, 2013 at 13:14

    LULZ

    TWO sporting references in one day Darryl? Well done!

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  3. Jonah Cash

    September 11, 2013 at 13:14

    I can take all the celebrations but 3:
    – Picking up the ball after you scored first and running back with it waiving at your team mates to come… (Like you will score 10 or more goals)
    – The shush celebration with the finger in front of your mouth (Don’t know why but this pisses me off)
    – I can’t hear you with the hand cupped to the ear (I want to shout so hard that the dude in Finland can hear me cussing without a headset)
    The rest is good fun and I take them in my stride…..

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    • Haschan Oj

      September 11, 2013 at 13:26

      Love the shush celebration, would even pay for DLC with that in it…

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      • Jonah Cash

        September 11, 2013 at 13:47

        It makes me concentrate better though, it makes me want to win a lot more!!

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      • Tbone187

        September 11, 2013 at 15:54

        careful what you say mate…EA could take heed…

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  4. Admiral Chief of Rivia

    September 11, 2013 at 13:16

    GANGNAM STYYYYYYLE

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    • Jonah Cash

      September 11, 2013 at 13:19

      I will be breaking quite a bit of remotes with that one… Leading 1-0 to get promotion and your guys miss kicks the clearance, the ball falls to their keeper in your penalty area and he scores with his shoulder… And he runs off doing the gangnam style…. Remote into wall, no more play till I fix it with the other broken remotes…

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  5. Brady miaau

    September 11, 2013 at 13:45

    Watched Suarez play for country last night.

    He stole a penalty. Again. There must be sanction after the fact, surely.

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    • Jonah Cash

      September 11, 2013 at 13:50

      They will never do that, the official is almighty in football not like in American football, rugby or cricket where the TV now helps with the 50-50 calls. I am a Liverpool fan, and this makes me worry because he won’t get a penalty for us even if he is fouled… In England you can get a certain stigma very quickly… unless you are from England…

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      • Brady miaau

        September 11, 2013 at 13:50

        Indeed, I fear you are correct. But it really, really gets my goat.

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        • Jonah Cash

          September 11, 2013 at 13:53

          It makes us mad as well because he keeps on falling over for country and gets penalties and then we suffer at Liverpool… He didn’t get at least 4 penalties last season because of who he is…

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          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 14:14

            I still play fifa 2010. Worth, in your opinion, upgrading?

          • Jonah Cash

            September 12, 2013 at 07:21

            I would say that you could upgrade again. 2010 was revolutionary and from there on they have just added a few things each year, but if you get 2014 I would suspect it will feel like a brand new game series to you… 2013 added “bad” touch which really does change how you play… I will let you know how 2014 is in two weeks time!!

    • Weanerdog

      September 11, 2013 at 14:21

      Read yesterday that in Major League Soccer they will be reviewing all games and any diving will be sanctioned. Now just get the rest of the world to come to the party.

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  6. Brady miaau

    September 11, 2013 at 13:48

    Ok, the last one (Messi) and the 1st on (van Persie) look realistic, i.e. those players do that. But come on! What a crock of shit.

    In my day (yes, I played SOCCER!) there was no showboating. If you danced around like that, the rest of the team would have a chat to you afterwards. At night. In a dark spot. With a lead pipe. Caus’ the lads care, see.

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    • Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

      September 11, 2013 at 13:51

      Colonel Mustard?

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      • Brady miaau

        September 11, 2013 at 13:54

        In the conservatory?

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    • Jonah Cash

      September 11, 2013 at 13:51

      Sturridge does that dance, and Ronaldo does the calm down just like that…

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      • Brady miaau

        September 11, 2013 at 13:53

        Yip, rewatched. Certainly Ronaldo does that fairly often.

        Sturridge is young and will learn….. But he looks ever so stupid

        but, watch this for the best ShowBoating ever. Just ever.

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        • Jonah Cash

          September 11, 2013 at 13:55

          You a Man U fan, am I right?

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          • Brady miaau

            September 11, 2013 at 14:00

            partially. And Spurs. And Everton. And WBA. I just love soccer. Love watching it, loved playing it.

            But that sheer arrogance is just so over the top. I love it.

  7. Unavengedavo (aka. Frik)

    September 11, 2013 at 13:48

    “Coming next week: How to get tapped on your foot and then win the Oscar for best crybaby performance. Ever.”

    That line made me think of this…

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  8. ElimiNathan

    September 11, 2013 at 14:48

    I played the demo last night. Seriously good game!

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