BACK IN MY DAY, we never used to show off when we scored a goal! That’s something you’ll most likely hear constantly from the older fans of the beautiful game, jai alai soccer football. FIFA 14 doesn’t give a damn though, as you’ll be able to gloat with the best of them when it releases. Here’s how.

Coming next week: How to get tapped on your foot and then win the Oscar for best crybaby performance. Ever.

Last Updated: September 11, 2013

was reviewed on PC

Darryn Bonthuys

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