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Flamebait Friday Debate – Which game best sums up your Valentine’s Day?

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Love is in the air, can you feel it all around? Well I certainly can’t, because of…reasons. Yessir, it’s your corporate-mandated Valentine’s Day weekend, a period of time where you damn well better remember to be romantic. And nothing says romance better than sappy emotional films, cheap chocolate and massively-overpriced greeting cards.

But you know what else describes Valentine’s Day perfectly? Video games. Specifically, video games which are a perfect mirror of your current romantic standing. For example, here’s a few games which sum up my lovey-dovey plans for the weekend, perfectly:

  • Alone in the Dark
  • Silent Hill
  • Splatterhouse
  • F.I.S.T
  • Just Dance

You get the picture. So which video game sums your love-life up perfectly? Let us know below, while I go cry in a corner. Here’s my actual plans for Valentine’s Day.

Last Updated: February 12, 2016

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  1. Ottokie

    February 12, 2016 at 10:08

    Mario

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  2. Lardus-For the Chimichangas!

    February 12, 2016 at 10:08

    Enemy Unknown…

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    • HvR

      February 12, 2016 at 12:50

      That can be a good thing, you get it often and hard regardless if you want to or not.

      Reply

  3. Lardus-For the Chimichangas!

    February 12, 2016 at 10:09

    Dawn of War. Because “In the future, there is only war”

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  4. Viking Of Science

    February 12, 2016 at 10:09

    Command & Conquer: Red Alert

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    • HvR

      February 12, 2016 at 13:01

      +1 Entering the bedroom on the Hell march on Sunday

      Reply

  5. Ottokie

    February 12, 2016 at 10:09

    Warframe

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 12, 2016 at 10:24

      New tactical alert. Sigh.

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      • Ottokie

        February 12, 2016 at 10:25

        And off we go on another magical adventure! so much for a break xD

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 12, 2016 at 10:26

          haha true dat yo!

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 12, 2016 at 10:38

          And let’s not forget: IT’S PINK RHINO TIME!

          Reply

    • HvR

      February 12, 2016 at 12:50

      Free and with the admiral?

      Reply

  6. konfab

    February 12, 2016 at 10:10

    Stick of Truth

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  7. Ottokie

    February 12, 2016 at 10:13

    Technically all SP games because…

    #SPforlife

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  8. Hammersteyn

    February 12, 2016 at 10:13

    Sitting at the pub and counting all my married friends and those in a relationship…. The Last of Us

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    • Pieter Kruger

      February 12, 2016 at 10:19

      All alone…..Destiny?

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      • Hammersteyn

        February 12, 2016 at 10:20

        heh, last I played that was in October.

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  9. Captain JJ 'saurus

    February 12, 2016 at 10:14

    This Valentines Day:
    Fallout 4.
    Trying to collect caps and get things up and running again.

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  10. Original Heretic

    February 12, 2016 at 10:15

    Divinity: Original Sin
    Relationships start out divine but then descend into a pit where she’s giving you poison apples for breakfast.

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  11. Hammersteyn

    February 12, 2016 at 10:16

  12. Umar

    February 12, 2016 at 10:19

    Wet

    Reply

  13. Captain JJ 'saurus

    February 12, 2016 at 10:19

    I must say. I honestly have the greatest relationship with my wife.
    We’ve only once done a Valentine’s Day thing in the 9 years we’ve been together and we both hated it, so not again.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 12, 2016 at 10:27

      Let us know when she’s stopped looking over your shoulder. ;P

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 'saurus

        February 12, 2016 at 10:28

        Haha. Joke’s on you! She’s too short! 😛

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 12, 2016 at 10:28

          Goddamnit. Foiled by reality once again.

          Reply

    • HairyEwok

      February 12, 2016 at 10:29

      So it would be Duke Nukem Forever? Both tried it once and hated it.

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 'saurus

        February 12, 2016 at 10:30

        Haha. Exactly.

        Reply

  14. Hammersteyn

    February 12, 2016 at 10:19

    System Shock. Because even though I’m single, my ex pesters me like Shodan this time of year 😛

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    • Captain JJ 'saurus

      February 12, 2016 at 10:21

      Half Life 3 then 😀

      Reply

  15. Commander Bob

    February 12, 2016 at 10:21

    XCOM 2 – low resources, propaganda everywhere and the only one you can trust is the person by your side.

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    • Commander Admiral Chief

      February 12, 2016 at 11:21

      Niiiice

      Reply

  16. Umar

    February 12, 2016 at 10:22

    Metal Gear Solid Ground Zeroes….It only takes 2 minutes to finish.

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    • Captain JJ 'saurus

      February 12, 2016 at 10:22

      #selftrolling

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 12, 2016 at 10:24

      BWAHAHAHAHA!

      Reply

    • konfab

      February 12, 2016 at 10:43

      So Snake eater doesn’t count 😉

      Reply

      • Umar

        February 12, 2016 at 11:26

        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HEYOOOOOO!!

        Reply

  17. CaptainNemo42

    February 12, 2016 at 10:22

    Half-Life 3

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  18. Dresden

    February 12, 2016 at 10:22

    Beat Hazard

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  19. Jan Prins

    February 12, 2016 at 10:23

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  20. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 12, 2016 at 10:23

    I guess it’s a perfect time to resume playing Of Orcs and Men.

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    • Captain JJ 'saurus

      February 12, 2016 at 10:24

      Visiting Rince this Valentine’s Day?

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 12, 2016 at 10:25

        Well he’s neither a greenskin nor a man, so… no. 😉

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        • Captain JJ 'saurus

          February 12, 2016 at 10:25

          😀

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  21. Spathi

    February 12, 2016 at 10:25

    Stalker?

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    • Hammersteyn

      February 12, 2016 at 10:26

      LOL!!!

      Reply

    • Commander Admiral Chief

      February 12, 2016 at 11:21

      I saw that

      Reply

  22. Captain JJ 'saurus

    February 12, 2016 at 10:27

  23. HairyEwok

    February 12, 2016 at 10:28

    Any game that is basically non-existent seems perfectly fine.

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    • konfab

      February 12, 2016 at 10:29

      So half life 3

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      • HairyEwok

        February 12, 2016 at 10:56

        Exactly!

        Reply

  24. Hammersteyn

    February 12, 2016 at 10:29

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 12, 2016 at 10:29

      Forgot to put the rubber on.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 12, 2016 at 10:31

        Hahaha yes

        Reply

  25. VampyreSquirrel

    February 12, 2016 at 10:29

    Charlie Danger

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  26. Umar

    February 12, 2016 at 10:30

    aaaaaaaaaand ….. Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 *flies away*

    Reply

  27. VampyreSquirrel

    February 12, 2016 at 10:32

    Rust

    Reply

  28. Captain JJ 'saurus

    February 12, 2016 at 10:33

    If this article read:
    Game best sums valentines day: PC versus Console.
    Then this comment section would have been on fire. XD

    Reply

  29. konfab

    February 12, 2016 at 10:33

    DOOM(ed)

    Reply

  30. konfab

    February 12, 2016 at 10:35

  31. Spathi

    February 12, 2016 at 10:35

    Rise of the Tomb Raider!

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    • Captain JJ 'saurus

      February 12, 2016 at 10:35

      That makes you sound like a necrophiliac ;P

      Reply

      • Spathi

        February 12, 2016 at 10:36

        Hey, who are you to judge what another man likes… 😛

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        • Captain JJ 'saurus

          February 12, 2016 at 10:37

          XD

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        • Ottokie

          February 12, 2016 at 10:37

          O.o

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 12, 2016 at 10:50

          Yeah, it’s not cool bro. Excluding literally.

          Reply

    • GooseZA

      February 12, 2016 at 11:26

      LOL! This is the best one.

      Reply

  32. VampyreSquirrel

    February 12, 2016 at 10:35

    Batman Arkham Knight (PC Version)

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  33. Spathi

    February 12, 2016 at 10:37

    A Boy and his Blob…

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 12, 2016 at 10:37

      The story of how Gavin started LG?

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      • Spathi

        February 12, 2016 at 10:39

        Hahahahhahaha!

        Rather the story of Gavin and a certain person from a certain South African Mind Sports Association

        Reply

  34. Dresden

    February 12, 2016 at 10:38

  35. Jac7

    February 12, 2016 at 10:42

    Alien: Isolation

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  36. Jan Prins

    February 12, 2016 at 10:54

    On the subject of Valentines: I see Tecmo has released it’s Valentines DLC for Dead Or Alive 5.
    I am not sure if this is brilliant trolling from them, or if they are trying to balance the over sexualized females with over sexualized males now…

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 12, 2016 at 11:28

      Not to be pedantic, but if those guys are over sexualised shouldn’t they be smuggling their grapes a bit more obviously?

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        February 12, 2016 at 11:49

        You are pedantic! Clearly steroid abuse played a part here!

        Reply

  37. RinceThis

    February 12, 2016 at 10:55

    Thomas was Alone 🙁

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    • Commander Admiral Chief

      February 12, 2016 at 11:19

      Looool

      Reply

  38. Kromas untamed

    February 12, 2016 at 11:04

    State of Decay:Year One Edition

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  39. Commander Admiral Chief

    February 12, 2016 at 11:20

    Warframe. There will be war. I’m not buying a present

    Reply

  40. Pariah

    February 12, 2016 at 11:24

    Don’t Starve Together.

    Reply

  41. GooseZA

    February 12, 2016 at 11:28

    Mass Erect?

    Reply

  42. Dresden

    February 12, 2016 at 11:32

  43. Larry

    February 12, 2016 at 11:40

    My valentines day…go to the Lefty’s bar, Open Door, Order Whiskey. after a night of Adventure and excitement at the Casino I’ll end up at the Casino’s Honey Moon Suite Hotel fuck some broad and die cuz I forgot the condom.

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  44. Rodney Dangerfield

    February 12, 2016 at 11:48

    Alone in the Dark.

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  45. Koko

    February 12, 2016 at 12:03

    Hand of Fate

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  46. Shan

    February 12, 2016 at 12:18

    I didn’t ask for this…. (Thats what she said!)

    Reply

  47. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    February 12, 2016 at 12:52

    Revolution 60!!

    Reply

  48. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    February 12, 2016 at 12:55

    REVOLUTION 60!! (The MAN-EATER EDITION)

    http://s30.postimg.org/4x9xylam9/wu_the_MANtis.jpg

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  49. VoidWalker

    February 12, 2016 at 14:06

    Alone in the dark . . .

    Reply

  50. HvR

    February 12, 2016 at 14:18

    For all the married guys that do not have as cool wife as I do and want to watch Deadpool on Sunday

    Reply

  51. chimera_85

    February 12, 2016 at 15:36

    Mass Erect

    Reply

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