Games out this week – Pirates, fanatics and pure farming

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March-games

My bank account may detest it, but I for one do love a solid week of video game releases. Genre itches are scratched, their oozing sacks of liquidised flesh cells rupturing in satisfaction and dribbling down the spine of the strapped gamer and…I honestly have no idea where this incredibly gross analogy is going. I need more tea/hot salad water.

ANYWAY! The week ahead and beyond has some chuffing good releases on the horizon. The biggest names on the list below include Ubisoft’s zealot-shooter Far Cry 5, Rare’s return in Sea of Thieves and co-op puzzle escape game A Way Out. Here’s the full list below of what you can get your hands on this week and beyond into the end of the month:

  • Attack on Titan 2 – PC, PS4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch – March 20
  • Sea of Thieves – PC, Xbox One – March 20
  • Assassin’s Creed Rogue Remastered – PS4, Xbox One – March 20
  • Titan Quest – PS4, Xbox One – March 20
  • South Park: The Fractured But Whole – From Dusk Till Casa Bonita DLC – PC, PS4, Xbox One – March 20
  • Crazy Dreamz: Best Of – PC – March 22
  • Pure Farming 2018 – PC, PS4, Xbox One – March 23
  • Castle of Heart – Nintendo Switch – March 23
  • A Way Out – PC, PS4, Xbox One – March 23
  • Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom – PC, PS4 – March 23
  • The Alliance Alive – Nintendo 3DS – March 27
  • Batman: The Enemy Within – Episode Five: Same Stitch – PC, PS4, Xbox One – March 27
  • Shroud of the Avatar: Forsaken Virtues – PC – March 27
  • Far Cry 5 – PC, PS4, Xbox One – March 27
  • Outlast 2 – Nintendo Switch – March 27
  • MLB The Show 18 – PS4 – March 27
  • Injustice 2: Legendary Edition – PC, PS4, Xbox One – March 27
  • Atelier Lydie & Suelle: The Alchemists and the Mysterious Paintings – PC, PS4, Nintendo Switch – March 27
  • Golem Gates – PC – March 28
  • Agony – PC, PS4, Xbox One – March 30
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Any way you slice it, that’s a stellar line-up. On the smaller-budgeted side of the release schedule, I’m deadset on realising my Joker in the final episode of Batman: The Enemy Within, as well as building a mighty Roman warrior in Titan Quest. Again. Again. I…I’ve played way too much of that game and yes maybe on PC I used Cheat-O-Matic to give my character all of the skill points for sheer shits and giggles as I run amok.

Hey, early-2000s Darryn was a cheating bastard. Late-2010s Darryn is still the same, but at least he’s better at providing an alibi. So, what tickles your fancy? Sound off below.

Last Updated: March 19, 2018

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